//when will you get it through your drug-addled brains? GIVE UP! There is nothing you libs can do about the elections anymore!//

Posted by: "gutless Anonymous maggot" at July 12, 2006 11:28 PM

LOL

so you admit you stole the election

LOL

well done

LOL

the truth has set you free

LOL

we own the White House. we own the Senate. we appoint the Supreme Court, who will continue to owe their allegiance to us. GIVE UP! KILL YOURSELVES NOW, LIBS!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:31 PM

Your conversion is complete. Welcome to planet Sane.

I encourage you stupid leftists to continue to whine about the elections. While you waste your time, we conservatives continue to hone our messages and figure out ways to continue to routinely kick your asses politically. Its actually quite easy to politically whip up on you libnuts because I've found you all not to be very bright.

Posted by: "gutless Anonymous maggot" at July 12, 2006 11:31 PM

LOL

so you admit you stole the election

LOL

well done

LOL

the truth has set you free

LOL

hee! eya arrogant anon!

Let's talk facts anonobimbo.

the "conservatives", of which i am one and pissed off at the mislabeling, think they own the Presidency, the Senate, The House of Representatives, the majority of governorships and state houses, and, most importantly, the SUPREME COURT!

but they don't own me! )

Oh it was you, Crank! :)

That's cool...

*

Ya know my system is running SO SLOW lately...everything...slow slow slow... ??? Sucks..

we own the White House. we own the Senate. we appoint the Supreme Court, who will continue to owe their allegiance to us. GIVE UP! KILL YOURSELVES NOW, LIBS!

Posted by: "gutless Anonymous maggot" at July 12, 2006 11:31 PM

LOL

so you admit you stole the election

LOL

well done

LOL

the truth has set you free

LOL

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut: The Writer on His Eightieth Birthday

By Roger Friedman - Fox News [?!? Ah well, even a stopped clock is correct twice a day], Monday, November 11, 2002

Link

Michael, if that's you doing "performance art" again, KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:24 PM

trolling is now performance art?

So we stole the elections......what do you plan to do about it? Cry to the Supreme Court? WE OWN IT!!!

I'll be nice, A/O...I don't even wanna look back and see what I might have written last night... :/

Never again (period)

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:28 PM

----------------------------------------------

Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee, gak, cough...oh, stop it! My sides are hurting!

Would you like to make a little wager?

(How much money you got?)

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:34 PM

shut up, crank

(damn nic-stealer)

this is a respectable blog

(are you wearing any knicker)

the "conservatives", of which i am one and pissed off at the mislabeling, think they own the Presidency, the Senate, The House of Representatives, the majority of governorships and state houses, and, most importantly, the SUPREME COURT!

but they don't own me! )

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at July 12, 2006 11:33 PM

Who gives a shit Jimbo. Bottom line, we conservatives own the government because Americans have elected us. Our message resonates with sane, intelligent Americans.

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 12, 2006 11:35 PM

No way man...That bottle of Yukon Jack will be in my freezer upon my death... SWEAR!

I don't even wanna look back and see what I might have written last night... :/

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:35 PM

something about me being an ass-wipe

and aka-mat being bald

: )

The politics of greed -
Nasty effects of Bushonomics start to take toll by Molly Ivins

A City on a Hill, or a Looting Opportunity By BEN STEIN

Now that the Supreme Court has been balanced with the appointments of Robertson and Alito to the court, you radical leftists are going to have a difficult time trying to shove the gay agenda and abortion down the throats of Americans via the court. These issues will soon be put in front of the American people to a vote and Americans will clearly reject abortion/murder and the gay agenda.

Free Musics here inna bit.

Posted by: air-ono at July 12, 2006 11:38 PM

In the words of crackhead bob...Ti'am torry.

Now that the Supreme Court has been balanced with the appointments of Robertson and Alito to the court, you radical leftists are going to have a difficult time trying to shove the gay agenda and abortion down the throats of Americans via the court. These issues will soon be put in front of the American people to a vote and Americans will clearly reject abortion/murder and the gay agenda.

Posted by: "gutless Anonymous maggot" at July 12, 2006 11:40 PM

LOL

so you admit you stole the election

LOL

well done

LOL

the truth has set you free

LOL

Myrtle Ave

http://glassian.org/Prism/Gallery/NewYork/myrtle27.jpg

http://www.nycsubway.org/img/logo/title-myrtle.jpg

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?546

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?5567

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?3819

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This track is not in use but the track on the other side of the platform is used 24/7. The Chambers St. station is right under City Hall. This is what you will see as you wait for your train.

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?1413

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?1412

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?1415

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/show?36235

http://www.nycsubway.org/perl/stations?192:894

Subway pets

http://www.bbnllp.com/Images/DSC01005.jpg

Agent Orange Ingredients:

1 oz Yukon Jack

1 oz Jim Beam

1 oz Apple schnapps

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Light rum

1 oz Triple sec

1/2 oz Grenadine

2 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Hurricane glass filled with ice, add ingredients, shake, cherry and orange garnish

Graham's faux debate
Supreme Court dismissed senator's fabricated exchange

BY SCHUYLER KROPF
The Post and Courier

U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham may have a future as a fiction writer.

He's being accused of fabricating a Senate debate and sending it to the U.S. Supreme Court, which didn't think much of the work. The high court dismissed it.

At issue is an account of an exchange that Sens. Graham, R-S.C., and Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., wrote last year to be inserted into the Congressional Record.

It details what the two lawmakers purported was part of the Senate's debate over why terror detainees held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, should not be tried in civilian U.S. courts.

The actual discussion Graham and Kyl inserted in the Record never took place.

But their comments, written more than a month after the actual debate, became part of the terror case filing that went to the Supreme Court.

Reached Tuesday in Washington, Graham said he did nothing improper, contending that senators file amended speeches in debates all the time.

"That's what you do," he said. "You enter it on the record as if it were part of the debate."

Critics, meanwhile, called the Graham-Kyl account unethical.

John Dean, former counsel to President Richard Nixon, writing in the online legal journal FindLaw last week, said he had not seen "so blatant a ploy, or abuse of power, since Nixon's reign."

He called their effort "a bogus colloquy."

LINK

cock-a-doodle-doo!

We were clever enough to cheat you!

Ha ha! LOSERS!!

Is Crank Bait drunk tonight?

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:41 PM

that's just the sobriety talking

Posted by: Yum! at July 12, 2006 11:43 PM

Say goodbye to your liver.

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut: The Writer on His Eightieth Birthday""

hee! that wonderful old fart!

still entertaining and dry as a popcorn fart!

Eva Coulter, CurrentTV

that's just the sobriety talking

Posted by: air-ono at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

Heh..

I missed you while my lights were out... :)

The British-based widow of an Arab journalist killed by a US missile strike in Iraq has filed a wrongful death claim for £16.6 million against the US Defence Department and President George Bush as the military commander in chief.

Hamdi Rifai, the lawyer for Dima Tahboub, who lives in Manchester, said the claim marked the first step towards filing a civil lawsuit that will name Bush, defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld and others over the death of her husband, Tareq Ayyoub, a Jordanian who worked for the pan-Arab Al-Jazeera satellite TV network.

Ayyoub was killed on April 8 2003 when a US missile destroyed the Baghdad headquarters of Al-Jazeera, which is based in Doha, Qatar. The US military said the missile had been aimed elsewhere and went off course, hitting the Al-Jazeera bureau in the Iraqi capital.

Rifai said grounds for the lawsuit would be that the military broke the Geneva Conventions requirement to protect non-combatant civilians in conflict.

Not only did the US government not protect Ayyoub, Rifai told The Associated Press, it targeted Al-Jazeera, which has been the subject of frequent US complaints about allegedly incendiary, anti-American reporting.

His lawsuit will be filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia

Say goodbye to your liver.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Good night retard liberals. Remember leftists, you can try and defeat the conservatives politically, but it will never happen. You leftists are worthless and marginalized and we conservatives will intellectually squash any attempt you make at usurping political power.

Eric Alterman: “Novak Lied To Everyone In Order To Betray His Country On Behalf Of Rove And Company”…

Rove Booed At Latino Conference...

Rep. Jim McDermott: “The President Should Transfer Secretary Rumsfeld To Iraq”…

dry as a popcorn fart!

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at July 12, 2006 11:45 PM

"You are the Stimpy to my Ren."

Death by Video: Mexico’s Election Fraud Is Coming Undone

I don't even wanna look back and see what I might have written last night... :/

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:35 PM

you didn't say anything bad

you just sounded confused.

in fact, i think no would have known you were drinking except you brought it up/

Is Crank Bait drunk tonight?

Posted by: conbo at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

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Nope. But A. has gotten me to thinking how risky freezer-chilled booze can be since it goes down straight up.

I never allow myself to have more than a fifth of 1800 in the freezer.

Otherwise, I might get married...or try to jump the Ghia over the Dollar Store.

Oh, and by the way, wasn't it great to see the Conservative win in the Mexican election........and the Canadian election for Prime Minister.......and in the special congressional elections in Ohio and California etc. etc. HAHAHAHAHA

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Army will discontinue its multi-billion dollar contract with oil services giant Halliburton Co. to provide logistical support to U.S. troops worldwide, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday.

Halliburton, formerly run by Vice President Dick Cheney, has drawn scrutiny for its work in Iraq from auditors, congressional Democrats and the Justice Department, which is investigating potential overcharges for fuel, dining and laundry services.

Texas-based Halliburton is the world's second-largest oil services company and the U.S. military's biggest contractor in Iraq. The logistical support is performed by Halliburton engineering and construction unit Kellogg Brown & Root. Last year, the Army paid the company more than $7 billion under the contract, the Post said.

Army officials defended the company's performance but said Pentagon leaders decided multiple contractors would give them better prices, more accountability and greater protection if a one contractor fails to perform, the newspaper said.

Halliburton maintains that its billing disputes with Defense Department auditors have been resolved and that its work has received rave reviews from the military, the Post reported.

The Pentagon's decision on Halliburton comes as the U.S. contribution to Iraq's reconstruction begins to wane, reducing opportunities for U.S. companies after nearly four years of massive payouts to the private sector, the newspaper said.

According to the report, the Pentagon plans to split the Iraq work among three companies to be chosen this fall and Halliburton would be eligible to make a bid.

A fourth firm would be hired to help monitor the performance of the three contractors selected, the newspaper said.

Rep. Henry Waxman (news, bio, voting record) of California, the top Democrat on the House Government Reform Committee and a frequent Halliburton critic, welcomed the move away from the exclusive contract with Halliburton as a good first step, the Post said.

"When you have a single contractor, that company has the government over a barrel," Waxman said. "One needs multiple contractors in order to have real price competition. Rea

stupid fucking anonymous

go away

eya A.

you were fun last night til you fell asleep in the punchbowl in yer purple foot Jammies with the pink dancing armadillos on them...

and that was pretty funny anyways.

yeah, goodnight losers! Godless assholes, remember who's in charge or we may shut your libby sit down!

Oh, and by the way, wasn't it great to see the Conservative win in the Mexican election........and the Canadian election for Prime Minister.......and in the special congressional elections in Ohio and California etc. etc. HAHAHAHAHA

Guilty Verdict for 3 in Case Involving Bonanno Clan

It is often the most emotionally charged period during a criminal trial: the brief interlude between the time the jurors notify the court that they have reached a verdict, and the moment when they deliver it.

But yesterday, in United States District Court in Brooklyn, Baldassare Amato, a longtime Bonanno soldier who is facing life in prison on racketeering conspiracy and murder charges, breezed through the tension with a relaxed smile. To a casual observer, he looked more like he was waiting for a friend than a verdict. His lawyer’s young intern, sitting beside him at the defense table, looked more nervous than he did.

Mr. Amato, 54, who is from the old school of the family, remained unmoved — even tranquil — when the jury foreman began reading through the verdict sheet. It was an avalanche of the word “proved” — 16 times — that ended with him guilty of a conspiracy that included two murders, along with gambling charges. Two co-defendants were also convicted of racketeering conspiracy charges, including murder.

The jury in the case deliberated for nearly two days after a six-week trial. The testimony detailed not just the killings and other crimes, but the decimation of the Bonanno clan over the last four years by the F.B.I. and federal prosecutors, with testimony from a half-dozen Mafia turncoats about the crimes and the crime family’s declining fortunes.

More >>

Oh, and by the way, wasn't it great to see the Conservative win in the Mexican election........and the Canadian election for Prime Minister.......and in the special congressional elections in Ohio and California etc. etc. HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:50 PM

"Conservative"

So what? Did they corrupt the meaning of the word in various other countries?

Oh great link MAT! I love narco news...

With that spp.gov thing...that was on Amy the other day..that North American band of thieves ...man it's so obvious that Fox and Bush cooked up the whole scheme...elections are such a joke...

I'm gonna go read that story now and wait for Fish's musics...brb...

Mixing instructions:

Hurricane glass filled with ice, add ingredients, shake, cherry and orange garnish

Posted by: Yum! at July 12, 2006 11:43 PM

You can vomit a rainbow

8-)

Oh great link MAT! I love narco news...

With that spp.gov thing...that was on Amy the other day..that North American band of thieves ...man it's so obvious that Fox and Bush cooked up the whole scheme...elections are such a joke...

I'm gonna go read that story now and wait for Fish's musics...brb...

Posted by: A. at July 12, 2006 11:53 PM

Yeah, right......"elections are a joke" to you retard libnuts cause you can't win any

AMERICANS AGAINST THE SAUDUCTION OF WASHINGTON

CT Senate Republican Candidate Reels from Gambling Scandal
By Paul Kiel - July 12, 2006, 7:01 PM
That Connecticut Senate race just got even more entertaining:

Expect calls for Connecticut Republican United States Senate nominee Alan Schlesinger to abandon his race to begin in the next several days. Questions are being raised about the former state representative’s gambling habits that have Republicans sounding rattled.
A persistent government critic and former state police casino licensing commander Bradley Beecher sent emails early this week raising questions about Schlesinger. The ones that have Republicans talking are that their Senate candidate is, in casino parlance, a card counter and has used a “Wampum Card” (the Foxwood casino loyalty card that gets gamblers points for spending money) under the assumed name of “Alan Gold”. Schlesinger said today that he does have a card under that name but has not used it “in this decade.” The candidate, sounding agitated in a phone conversation, says he does recall being told by a casino official that he should not be playing blackjack at their facility....

The most serious trouble for Schlesinger, however, comes from Republican state chairman George Gallo, who told me this afternoon that the gambling questions raise “a lot of questions which Mr. Schlesinger is going to have to answer in the next couple of days.” Gallo, who is close to Republican Governor M. Jodi Rell, said, “Our mistake is that we only vetted candidates using their real names.”

LINK

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at July 12, 2006 11:52 PM

You're sweet to say that SJ....as long as I didn't screw the whole blog, I guess I'm in good shape... :)

I felt pretty grouchy ...when I felt anything at all...and I was so sick this morning still that I had to make my breakfast date into a lunch date...but Kevin says that if it's not a full day hangover then it's a sissy hangover...

Now let's never speak of it again... hahaha...

CNN: Lewis Black demands CNN banner disappear

David Edwards
Published: Wednesday July 12, 2006

Print This | Email This

During an interview on CNN, comedian Lewis Black complained about CNN's "overuse" of key graphic banners and tickers. 24 hour news networks use similar banners and news tickers, that often prevent viewers from seeing the lower portion of the primary video.

Interrupting his interview with CNN's Miles O'Brien and looking toward backstage, Black demanded: "You guys -- and let me just say this to CNN -- you guys have got have got to start [to] take the thing off the bottom of the page. Take the words off the bottom of the screen! There are people talking here."

CNN promptly removed the banner and the ticker from the screen for the remainder of Black's interview.

CNN: Lewis Black demands CNN banner disappear

Godless assholes

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:52 PM

==

Merry Christmas, Asshat Troll! Now go complain to Bill OReilly that libs are saying Merry Christmas to you at the wrong time of the year!

Manhattan Lawyer Accused of Stealing $1.6 million

It is so easy debating with you radical leftists. Intellectually, you lefties don't have game.

It is so easy debating with you radical leftists. Intellectually, you lefties don't have game.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:58 PM

Grow up!!!

...remember who's in charge or we may shut your libby sit down!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:52 PM

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This illustrates why www.nookularspelcheq.com may be the investment opportunity of the decade.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:55 PM

*SMACK!*

love u A.!

hee!

if I say you don't have game then you don't have game. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Fishgrease Free Musics ummmmmm... Wednesday!

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Lookin Out My Back Door

Why do all radical leftists smoke so much marijuana?

if I say you don't have game then you don't have game. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:01 AM

a truly brilliant mind came up with this post.

Why are radical leftist women so ugly, and why don't they shave their legs?

crnkr scores!

the blog goes wild!

(MAD APPLAUSE, WHISTLING AND HOOTS RING IN THE AUDITORIUM!!!)

~~~ Why do all radical leftists smoke so much marijuana? ~~~

For stamina.

While fucking all yous conservatives' wives.

Leaving em sitting on your curb at 4 am.

Bow down before me, libs.

Why do most radical leftists collect welfare? Why don't lefties have legitimate jobs?

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- The Night Time Is The Right
Time

Why do all radical leftists smoke so much marijuana?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:02 AM

why are dickheads afraid of herbs

hee!

(hands A. some earmuffs for the noise)

"GOD HELP ME"

Yes. I actually read Ann Coulter's latest book.

(The title of this review hooked me).

Link to review:

http://www.campusprogress.org/soundvision/991/god-help-me

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Excerpts:

"I made it all the way to page 145 of Godless: The Church of Liberalism - a little more than halfway through the book - before Ann Coulter finally managed to piss me off. Let's just say that mocking Nicholas Kristof for his coverage of the genocide in Darfur as a means of propping up Bill O'Reilly's mindless blather is seriously messed up. Charm, humor, and basic decency die for it on page 145.

At which point you realize the other problem with Godless: its target audience is the haplessly or willfully ignorant.

I've encountered brilliant conservatives who can shake my fundamental beliefs to the core without once resorting to intellectual dishonesty. Coulter's book is not for them.

It's when you put these two fundamental flaws of Godless together, though, that the most deeply unsettling facet of not just this but all of Coulter's work comes into clear relief. The all-consuming goal of these texts is not just to demonize progressives, but worse, to dehumanize them.

I can't help but wonder, though, whether in a different context this sort of casual hatemongering would become the bog water in which truly horrific evil spawns."

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at July 13, 2006 12:04 AM

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Oh well. At least two of us thought that it was funny.

I usually have to settle for one.

Why are radical leftists infatuated with murdering babies? (abortion)

why do republicans relish pedophilia

portraits of our trolls

Why are radical leftists obsessed with the gays?

why do republicans consider no-bid contracts to be free-market at it's best

Why are radical leftists infatuated with murdering babies? (abortion)

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:08 AM

Because we love to eat babies.

I like mine grilled with pineapple!

why do republicans relish pedophilia

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 12:08 AM

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Because the dill slices keep sliding off.

If I say bow down, then BOW DOWN! One word from me, and your site is shut down. One word from me and your lib asses are in jail. One word from me and you will find yourselves in Gitmo.

You fuckheads chose the wrong side!

The Night Time Is The Right Time!

dam! that's a good ol tune FG!

ain't heard it for years!

Why are radical leftists intellectually inferior?

why do republicans say stupid things

Militarism and the Corporate Welfare State

07/11/06 "Information Clearing House" -- -- Right wing politicos and their conservative constituents are always bemoaning big government. Yet wealthy people of all political stripes constantly use big government to their own benefit. The rich widely assume, falsely, I think, that what is good for them is good for the country. By extension they also assume that what is good for the corporations is good for the people. But that has never been the case. No one should be allowed to make a living on the misery of others.

The latter seems odd, given that business people are always harping about getting the government out of our (their) lives; all the while they are using government to obtain no bid contracts, to write legislation in the corporate interest, stocking the judiciary with pro-corporate judges, redrawing political districts and using the military to invade and occupy sovereign nations in order to privatize them. Iraq provides a compelling case study.

Of course, what businessmen really mean by getting government off our backs is preventing government from regulating commerce, as if there were some connection between capital and democracy, democracy and freedom. In corporate speak democracy and free trade has nothing to do with human beings and their freedoms. What Bush and his kind are really talking about is absolute corporate rule and continued Plutocracy.

According to author Antonia Juhasz, “Prior to the first Gulf War in 1991 and even after eight years of war with Iran, Iraq was ranked 15 out of 130 countries on the 1990 United Nations Human Development Index. Before the first Bush invasion, Iraq had the highest percentage of college-educated citizens in the Middle East and above average overall literacy rates. According to the World Health Organization, prior to 1991 health care reached approximately 97 percent of the urban population and 78 percent of rural residents, while the infant mortality rate was well below average for developing countries. “

Why do radical leftists waste time on blogs while their conservative counterparts are creating and inacting American policy?

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Tripping Daisy -- Trip Along

Thisn's interesting. Singer and one or two others started The Polyphonic Spree after this. You'll recognize his singing if you're familiar with da spree.

why are republicans intellectually inferior?

why are republicans drunken wife-beaters

~~~ dam! that's a good ol tune FG!

~~~ ain't heard it for years!

Yeap!

More to come for us old-timers!

I have conquered. Good Night.

The crowd goes wild.

whoa!

cool hats MAT!

Give me an open-ended question and I'll give you a mad dash for the keyboard.

why are republicans world champion embezzlers

Why do radical leftists waste time on blogs while their conservative counterparts are creating and inacting American policy?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:10 AM

hahaha

congress will only be in session twice until the fall. thats a lot of hard work. what the hell are they doing?

>>Why are radical leftists infatuated with murdering babies? (abortion)

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:08 AM

72% of women who have abortions identify themselves as "Christian", while only 22% of women having abortions identify themselves as atheist.

So.....why are women of faith infatuated with murdering babies (abortion)?

why Patty's not at work today

This is a video of my husbot's cousin from Ireland singing a pub song.

why are republicans such kiss-up kick-down ass-maggots

why are republicans depraved rapists

love ya anon,

sweet dreams!

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Hello Mary Lou

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:06 AM

How can you tell when Anonymous has been using the computer?

There is white-out all over the screen!

Why did Anonymous get fired from the M&M factory?

Because he spent too much time worshipping all the W's!

air-ono,

Because the dill slices keep sliding off!

what have republicans got against science?

(answer: to pander to their sick base)

Posted by: Crank "Why Do I Even Fucking Bother?" Bait at July 13, 2006 12:16 AM

LMAO!

why aren't republicans funny & creative

(their overt lies don't count)

answer: because they're maggots

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers -- Free Fallin

why can't republicans handle the truth

air-ono,

You see, you said "relish" and I said "dill slices"...

air-ono,

You see, you said "relish" and I said "dill slices"...

Posted by: Crank "Does The Borscht Belt Ring A Bell?" Bait at July 13, 2006 12:20 AM

hahahahahahahahaha!

why do republicans fuck up everything they touch

(see: north korea launch missiles due to republican incompetance)

Oh, and by the way, wasn't it great to see the Conservative win in the Mexican election........and the Canadian election for Prime Minister.......and in the special congressional elections in Ohio and California etc. etc. HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2006 11:50 PM

There hasn't been a victor declared in Mexico yet, as everyone but ignorant conservatives like President Bush know. Also keep in mind that what is called "conservative" in most industrialized democratic countries (which would unfortunately exclude Mexico) is called Democratic in the U.S.A. Hell, even Nixon conservatives in the U.S. are describing themselves as left of center by today's standards.

Listening to that Tripping Daisy song.

Good shit!

So.....why are women of faith infatuated with murdering babies (abortion)?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 12:13 AM

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sorry, I guess the answer's pretty obvious.

maybe you should explain your jokes more, Crank Bait.

Kunstformen der Natur

Why do wingnuts come here, hang out all day, and then accuse us of hanging out here all day?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 12:22 AM

facts are irrelevant to these morons

they live in their own warped bubble

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Wholl Stop The Rain

most of the time I don't get them.

maybe you should explain your jokes more, Crank Bait.

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 12:24 AM

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It is funnier to see a guy struggling while he is down.

It says something profound about humanity.

Why do wingnuts come here, hang out all day, and then accuse us of hanging out here all day?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 12:25 AM

they're paid to do it

plus,

they enjoy sitting in their own urine

Israel attacks Beirut's airport

BBC

Israeli aircraft have fired rockets at the runways of Beirut's international airport in Lebanon, forcing its closure and the diversion of flights.
It follows the capture of two Israeli soldiers by Hezbollah militants.

Meanwhile, 10 civilians were killed in fresh Israeli air raids in southern Lebanon, security sources said.

Israeli jets have pounded targets in southern Lebanon in retaliation for the soldiers' capture. Israel has said it holds Lebanon responsible.

The Beirut airport is Lebanon's only international airport.

It is located in the Lebanese capital's Hezbollah-controlled southern suburbs.

Shortly after Israeli shells began falling on the runways, a senior airport official announced the facility was closed and asked scheduled flights to divert to Cyprus.

Israeli PM Ehud Olmert said the soldiers' capture was an "act of war", but Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah insisted the two would only be returned via talks.

Mr Olmert said he held Beirut responsible, but Lebanese Prime Minister Fuad Siniora denied any knowledge of the Hezbollah operation and refused to take responsibility for the soldiers' capture.

Free Fallin!

dandy tune! always liked that one.

It is funnier to see a guy struggling while he is down.

It says something profound about humanity.

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 12:27 AM

thats not funny at all

Superchunk - Watery Hands

Janeane G. and David cross.

There's quite a brave "Anonymous" troll on here tonight.
He must have gone off to make legislation. Maybe it was Cheney himself, and this is what he does on his Starbucks break/robot oil replenishment.

Ima gonna start doing Fishgrease Reads the New Yorker Cartoons again too.

Maybe do that tomorrow night.

Gotta get righteous on thisn blog again.

Ya know?

thats not funny at all

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 12:28 AM

------------------------------------------------

I report. You decide.

>>facts are irrelevant to these morons

they live in their own warped bubble

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 12:25 AM

It's interesting to see the megalomania. I only wish there was a God who'd deal out a little instant-karma.

Night all! Getting sleepy.

Later

thats not funny at all

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 12:28 AM

------------------------------------------------

I report. You decide.

Posted by: Crank "Calls Em Likes I Sees Em" Bait at July 13, 2006 12:30 AM

your too obtuse.

and grumpy, tonight. usually your obtuse and cheery. obtuse and grumpy, bad combination.

happy sleepies, sleepy toni

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

With that harlaquin mask on, Janeane looks like Buckethead!

Good'n, MAT!

and grumpy, tonight. usually your obtuse and cheery. obtuse and grumpy, bad combination.

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 12:31 AM

its a bad combination because you turn into a sword swinger and its scary for the stupid ones.

Ima gonna start doing Fishgrease Reads the New Yorker Cartoons again too.

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:30 AM

----------------------------------------------

It is your best bit, in my opinion.

nudisttrampolining

shut up, connie

we're trying to sell the pretense that we're a unified front here

conbo,

Borscht Belt is obtuse?

~~~ It is your best bit, in my opinion. ~~~

Yeah, Crank.

I know.

I'm good at that so fucking bad it's good stuff.

I just youtubed Janeane's name, and there's a comedian out there named Kevin Garofalo. Says there's no relation. I wonder if that's his real name....

He's not really funny, by the way. You can check him out if y'all want to..

conbo,

Borscht Belt is obtuse?

Posted by: Crank "Slowly I Turn..." Bait at July 13, 2006 12:36 AM

what the hell is a borscht?

i mean. c'mon.

>>we're trying to sell the pretense that we're a unified front here

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 12:35 AM

Happy Blog Huggy Time!!

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Green River

Israel attacks Lebanon after troops seized

By RAVI NESSMAN, Associated Press Writer 1 minute ago

JERUSALEM - Israel bombed and shelled southern Lebanon and sent ground troops over the border for the first time in six years Wednesday after Hezbollah guerrillas captured two Israeli soldiers. Israeli planes attacked the runways of Beirut International Airport early Thursday, Israeli Army Radio reported, starting off a second day of attacks.

>>Borscht Belt is obtuse?

Posted by: Crank "Slowly I Turn..." Bait at July 13, 2006 12:36 AM

B O R S C H T...

Yuuuuum....[drools]

Whoops

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday, I mean...

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Green River

good evening. i'm just here for a second. on my way out the door to buy dollars.

A., thank you so much for writing all of that out. very cool. especially after a night of intimacy with the floor...i'll treat you to a cup of coffee (strong and black) in oakland soon.

i'll be on the same continent soon. (air-ono, you're missing the party, man)

oops. i didn't mean obtuse.

i meant. the word that means "not common knowlegde"

I think Anonymous left what he considered a rhetorical question, asking why we leftisits love killing babies.
Then, Cathy in Seattle put some fact into the matter stating that 72% of women who have abortions identify themselves as Christians.
In case "Anonymous" is actully wondering why good Christian women walk into abortion clinics everyday, he/she can look in the mirror.
It's because everyday a good Christian young woman finds herself with child. Everyday a good Christan young man runs like hell. (Their free abortion, abandonment.)
Then the good Christian young woman explores her options as a single mother.
Chase the daddy for money? Republicans cut funding earmarked to hunt down deadbeat dads.
Should she apply for a student loan and try to make a better life while raising her child. Republicans cut funds for students.
Perhaps she can work, pay daycare, and make rent, but she needs food stamps until she gets her degree. BZZZZZZ! Wrong. Republicans hate food stamps.

Only women face these choices.
That's why they walk into those clinics.

I really wish people would quit lying about janeane's future at AAR. She's not going anywhere.

Is this supposed to be funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcNVzxXsNg&mode=related&search=janeane%20garofalo

//Happy Blog Huggy Time!!//

hey, wot happened...

did all the trolls just die

>>
Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Green River

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:38 AM

that'll getcha bouncin'.........

Obscure!

thats what i meant. not obtuse.

I'm good at that so fucking bad it's good stuff.

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:37 AM

-------------------------------------------------

Au contraire. Nearly everyone falls flat trying to describe visual humor. (You had to be there)

Even when I had a New Yorker in front of me and I already knew the joke, it still worked.

It's a knack.

Good line.

Can I borrow it?

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 12, 2006 11:15 PM

OPh, GAWD was that funny!

in case you are seruious...of course yo can!

how could I complain about you stealing jokes if you didn't?

aw, fish, i love CCR. i can't open any of those wma files on this computer, though. : ( but you've made me want to dig through my CDs again.

now i'm out.

no. not obscure.

um.

let me think.

//(air-ono, you're missing the party, man)//

: (

*sniff*

~~~ It's a knack. ~~~

Yeah.

Having a huge penis helps.

i meant. the word that means "not common knowlegde"

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 12:40 AM

--------------------------------------------

air-ono?

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Bruce Springsteen -- Born to Run

See ya Jenise!

Have a safe trip!

obscure is close.

damnit.

never mind.

i'll stick to my five letter vocab.

//air-ono?//

that's my brother

he's the one with the question mark at the end of his name

Stephen Colbert on Stephen Hawking

tweet tweet

says the bird

tweet

awww

Bowie OGWT 2

Fish, thanks for the music...bringing back great memories~

You're welcome, CatSea!

[jenise on the plane]

air-ono: hi, this is your captain speaking

jenise: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

air-ono: er, what does this button do

jenise & passengers: ARHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

just listening to springsteen with my eyes closed.....

Oh man...! Greg said in his DN report that 2 million mexicans will be protesting this weekend...They sure have their shit together when they get trampled on as a people..I hate to generalize but MAT may be right that we're affected by a terrible case of apathy... I'm guilty of that myself...

I can't wait to see how this election turns out/around...

He is right when he says the Bush family has "extraordinary power"...But it must be so much more than just them...I think the US Government is truly held hostage by some Shadow Power...since forever...

and Fuck..I feel helpless...but in a different way than hugging the floor last night..

:(

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 12, 2006 11:15 PM

OPh, GAWD was that funny!

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 12:43 AM

-------------------------------------------------

The Rajah has a mind like a very slowly closing steel trap. Like a stalking cat that forgets what it was doing.

He also made an excellent point that Obrador has the will of the people behind him...unlike Gore and Kerry...

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Bruce Springsteen -- Streets of Philadelphia

So knowing that Choicepoint has gotten the voter role for Venezuela already...how can the fraudulent election in December in Venezuela be prevented? I wonder....

~~~ He also made an excellent point that Obrador has the will of the people behind him...unlike Gore and Kerry ~~~

Obrador's supporters control the Mexican oil and gas fields, too.

They're not shy about shutting the fuckers down, either.

jenise! You are coming to Oakland?

I thought I was gonna miss you since you were only going to be near MAT, and Dar...!

When will you be here?

I'll email you this and find out....

zero7 Waiting To Die

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Steppenwolf -- Born To Be Wild

I really wish people would quit lying about janeane's future at AAR. She's not going anywhere.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 13, 2006 12:40 AM

Didn't she make it fairly clear that what she wanted was some sort of part time arrangement that would let her have an evening social life (must be nice) but that she didn't really want to completely leave the Majority Report? Or is my memory hazier than normal?

Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Face

They're not shy about shutting the fuckers down, either.

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:55 AM

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This is just one more in a long line of Neoconservative miscalculations about how the world works.

Ya gots yer intercontinental strategic ballistic weapons (mostly the U.S.) and ya gots yer intercontinental strategic economic weapons (pretty much anyone with oil).

You don't have to crush a nation with overwhelming armament. You can wilt it with economic extortion.

Is Crank Bait drunk tonight?

Posted by: conbo at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

it'a wednesday, isn't it?

Waiting To Die

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 12:57 AM

Born To Be Wild

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:58 AM

*

There's something poetic in those posts.... :)

Okay... last one.

All Music'd out....

GoGos -- Our Lips Are Sealed

Posted by: Crank "An Hour And A Half Later" Bait at July 13, 2006 12:52 AM

I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off for the last 90 minutes!

(actually, taking the bus home from school)

Is Crank Bait drunk tonight?

Posted by: conbo at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

==

who isn't?

>>You're sweet to say that SJ....as long as I didn't screw the whole blog, I guess I'm in good shape... :)

No one told her? OK...

it'a wednesday, isn't it?

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:02 AM

--------------------------------------------

Third base!

>>Okay... last one.

All Music'd out....

Nooooooooooo!

who isn't?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 01:05 AM

Hello?

Shelly... grab that Tripping Daisy one next time you gots the bandwidth.

I think you'll like that one.

>>Hello?

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:06 AM

how's your head?

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 12, 2006 11:50 PM

haha...! I just saw this one... funny... :)

His lawsuit will be filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia

Posted by: akaMAT at July 12, 2006 11:47 PM

As long as the US taxpayer doesn't foot the bill I'm all for it.

WE (citizens of the US) should not have to pay one dime (more) for the arrogance and criminality of the Bush administration.

Is Crank Bait drunk tonight?

Posted by: conbo at July 12, 2006 11:44 PM

it'a wednesday, isn't it?

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:02 AM

*

//The Rajah has a mind like a very slowly closing steel trap.//

Posted by: Crank "An Hour And A Half Later" Bait at July 13, 2006 12:52 AM

[the noose begins to tighten]

*

everynight is wednesday night for crank

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ (the giant stalking clam) ßűБъåřąċħ at December 7, 2042 07:02 AM

No one told her? OK...

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:06 AM

You mean I could be carrying the demon seed of the entire blog! Aaaaaaargh!

>>No one told her? OK...

Posted by: Ç????ÿ?ß???å???? at July 13, 2006 01:06 AM

[sssshhhhhh!]

>>You mean I could be carrying the demon seed of the entire blog! Aaaaaaargh!

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:09 AM

no unnatural cravings yet?

how's your head?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 01:07 AM

----------------------------------------------

W.C. Fields: "I feel as if the entire Russian army has marched across my tongue in their stocking feet."

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:08 AM

Look at all the money wasted on the supposedly dead Ken Lay trial...!

Third base!

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 01:06 AM

every few hours, the last couple days, theat rapid fire exchange you posted strikes me.

in my mind, when I think of your responce to the 3rd base line in terms of Deniro in Raging Bull...well, sometimes...other times I envision Wally Cox taking an upper cut to the chin and flying back a couple yards...and of course there is spittle flying in slow motion.

oh, that Scorsese!

MARC MARON: "Danny Golberg pushed me out because he doesn't like me. He is nuts. I think he has singlehandedly ruined Air America."

BREAKING- TUNE IN

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 01:11 AM

Well...I did just eat half a keyboard...

*Goldberg

>>W.C. Fields: "I feel as if the entire Russian army has marched across my tongue in their stocking feet."

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 01:11 AM

I'm glad I don't get hangovers.

You mean I could be carrying the demon seed of the entire blog! Aaaaaaargh!

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:09 AM

I'm surprised Gar hasn't called you!

he was really excited to finally have a `girl riend'! ;P

Okay, CatSea

For you.

One more

John Lennon -- Watching the Wheels

http://www.digitaluniverse.net/

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday

Bruce Springsteen -- Streets of Philadelphia

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:53 AM

[Wil looks at her Discover card balanace .. linked to her online music service .. mutters, "Shit." Wonders how much sad Springsteen music she can get for $75.]

Off to buy "Tunnel of Love" and "One Step Up, Two Steps Back"

//GoGos -- Our Lips Are Sealed//

Belinda Carlyle

now that's a girl that can puke on my floor, in my bed, on my pubes ANYDAY

(hey-hey)

"doesn't matter what they say"

Oh! John Mershiemer is on INN Report now...

//Well...I did just eat half a keyboard...//

LOL

cake short skirt long jackit

Seacat, are you busy on Friday afternoon?

Jenise is going to be at Sea-Tac. I thought I'd go have coffee or lunch. It'd be nice to have some company? wanna go? We can take pictures!

bring your whole clan, we'll have a party!

I'm doing a spoof version of BTO's You Aint Seen Nothing Yet for the bloggie.

You Aint Give Us Our New Blog Yet

Should be done early next week.

Hiya Willow! Long time - how's it going? :)

The US Military Descends on Paraguay, by Benjamin Dangl

...

On May 26, 2005, the Paraguayan Senate allowed US troops to train their Paraguayan counterparts until December 2006, when the Paraguayan Senate can vote to extend the troops' stay. The United States had threatened to cut off millions in aid to the country if Paraguay did not grant the troops entry. In July 2005 hundreds of US soldiers arrived with planes, weapons and ammunition. Washington's funding for counterterrorism efforts in Paraguay soon doubled, and protests against the military presence hit the streets.

Some activists, military analysts and politicians in the region believe the operations could be part of a plan to overthrow the left-leaning government of Evo Morales in neighboring Bolivia and take control of the area's vast gas and water reserves. Human rights reports from Paraguay suggest the US military presence is, at the very least, heightening tensions in the country.

...

You mean I could be carrying the demon seed of the entire blog! Aaaaaaargh!

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:09 AM

---------------------------------------------

An alien beast springs from her loins (that's the ono part), says "I just flew out from the womb and, boy, are my arms tired" (guess who), then "Who's got pizza?" (again, guess who).

This gets really good when the breast feeding starts.

I wish akaMAT and SJ didn't live so far away...

we better not invite Nobody...Jenise will cancel her trip!

Is Janeane Garofalo over her temper tantrum at AAR?

Is she still doing any shows?

Maron just revealed that they assured him that they would syndicate his CA show. Then, they refused to syndicate it. They offered a new morning show to him. When they refused his proposed salary, he decided that he would fulfill his current contract with the CA show then quit for the time being.

Is Janeane Garofalo over her temper tantrum at AAR?

Is she still doing any shows?

Posted by: fraction of 1% radio enquirer at July 13, 2006 01:21 AM

Someone said that Democracy Now reported that she is going to quit AAR.

Tune in tomorrow.

Posted by: Michael the self-actualized A-C at July 13, 2006 01:21 AM

BIG FUCKING DEAL

Showdown at Virginia Mason
The medical center wants to turn all nurses into supervisors—nullifying their union status.

By Geov Parrish
Extra Info

I have this vision that because I own a dog, soon I will be legally prohibited from joining a union.

It's not quite that bad—yet. But a series of decisions expected this summer from the Bush-appointed National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) could nullify the union memberships of millions of people in the United States and prevent any future unionization attempts by tens of millions more. And one of the most closely watched harbingers in the nation of how these rulings might play out is here in Seattle.

Under 1947's notorious union-busting Taft-Hartley Act, supervisors in the U.S. workforce are considered "management" and therefore have no legal right to unionize. The anticipated NLRB rulings, of three disputes collectively known as the Kentucky River cases, would allow employers in a wide array of industries to reclassify as "supervisors" any employee who has any type of oversight—no matter how inconsequential—over a lower-ranked or less-senior co-worker. Workers who take on apprentices. Lead men in manufacturing crews. Nurses who direct nursing aides.

And, well, I order our dog around. A lot. She seems to like it.

It really is just about that ridiculous. A nurse, for example, has no power to hire or fire, doesn't set schedules, can't mete out discipline. Yet under these rulings, she or he would be considered management. And in anticipation of such a ruling, Virginia Mason Medical Center in Seattle is quietly hoping to have all 600 of its registered nurses reclassified as supervisors, so as to break the VM nurses union, the Washington State Nurses Association, and win a legal dispute with them.

The case of that dispute arose from a controversial Virginia Mason policy requiring all employees to be inoculated with flu shots each year as a condition of employment (see "Shot for Flu—Or You're Through," Nov. 23, 2005). The WSNA refused on the grounds that it was a condition o

//Janeane Garofalo//

another flatulent non-entity

The GoGos are touring again.

Last chance.... Friday... Greek Theatre... Los Angeles

we better not invite Nobody...Jenise will cancel her trip!

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:20 AM

Be very glad I live so far away Chubby.

I have a feeling by luck rubs off on the people who are near me.

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 01:20 AM

Ha! :) Ponders the idea of a suckling blog... yeesh...*shudder*...the only thing more creepy than that is the evil that the government does... (see how I worked that slam against the gov't in there...see..see?)...

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 01:20 AM

wait!

(i got a pic of my birth)

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 01:25 AM

Come here and let me pinch your face...

Can't you just appreciate the fact that her fame is what brought a lot of the initial listeners to MRR?

I have a feeling by luck rubs off on the people who are near me.

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:25 AM

You better make time to come up here by september!

we can have a picnic in Lincoln park or something.

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:25 AM

---------------------------------------------

I apologize for mentioning breast feeding.

air-ono will be posting rude comments as soon as he stops drowning in his Pavlovian response.

At least 25,880 Iraqi civilians have been slaughtered so far....according to INN Report...

800 a month they said...

Posted by: fraction of 1% radio enquirer at July 13, 2006 01:21 AM

It's getting to a point that you just don't care...

~~~ Is Janeane Garofalo over her temper tantrum at AAR?

~~~ Is she still doing any shows?

Are you the Radio Equalizer?

Did you hear I'm going to put you in the fucking hospital?

Traction!

Eating through a fucking straw!

Honest!

>>air-ono will be posting rude comments as soon as he stops drowning in his Pavlovian response.

speaking of which...I need to get a dry shirt. the front of this one is soaked!

washingtoninternsgonebad

conbo, if you're here...did Sam's FUBAR tour go anywhere near your city?

~~~ Come here and let me pinch your face ~~~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 01:25 AM

A flatulent Janeane? That's terrifying...

Brainiac Tech IQ Test

Hey Fish...a Robert Plant concert is gonna be on at 1230 my time...do you get pbs at work?

the casual birth of ono

I wish akaMAT and SJ didn't live so far away...

we better not invite Nobody...Jenise will cancel her trip!

Posted by: Ç?u´´??ÿ?ßu´´??åra?c?? at July 13, 2006 01:20 AM

Nobody is thinking about giving himself self administered shock treatments. He realizes that he can be one hell of a cruel mean psychopath. He can't stop himself except by withdrawing into self imposed isolation.

The best advice to remember is to stay far away from him. His illness isn't catching but he has had a number of bad incidents with people.

>>
John Lennon -- Watching the Wheels

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:14 AM

nice one to end on, Fish~

(thanks)

Belinda Carlisle

we can have a picnic in Lincoln park or something.

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:28 AM

Don't count on it chubbs.

Me and Husbot both out of full time work.

Have to try to get the littlest Amy Goodman back to school.

Had to take her to the emergency room today.

She has to wear a heart monitor for a while.

So I have a feeling the crap that started in 2005 is far from over.

So there will be no pleasure trips for us anytime soon.

~~~ do you get pbs at work? ~~~

Yeah but it's out of SLC so it's about Jesus touring South America.

//I have a feeling [m]y luck rubs off on the people who are near me.//

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:25 AM

if it wasn't for mat's bad luck

i'd have no luck at all

: )

You do gotta great blog Ono.

...it's about Jesus touring South America.

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:38 AM

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Cool! On a BSA?

So there will be no pleasure trips for us anytime soon.

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:37 AM

this aint pleasure.

IT'S BUSINESS!!!

funny, how when SJ bring up a meet everyone jumps up and down with excitement.

maybe I should just get used to my so called friends telling me to fuck off when I suggest the same?

I won't!

I'm too fucking obtuse to notice!

the invite is always open.

>>
the casual birth of ono

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 01:34 AM

That wasn't A. giving birth to the blog love-child?

[confused]

I just love the strangeness of your blog air ono... I have a CRAPLOAD of Pink Floyd and Syd music links if ya want em...

*

This is cool

'...and you will come to find, that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined all conceivable...'

Hiya Willow! Long time - how's it going? :)

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:19 AM

(Sorry for the delay .. needed to re-up some software..)

Still drawing breath .. : )

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:36 AM

that music video of her driving in a cadillac

lauched a thousand ships in my belly

i'd have no luck at all

: )

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 01:39 AM

I would gladly take no luck over bad luck anyday.

Actully, I think it's the curse someone (who will remain unnamed) unleashed on me from from the blog.

It looks like it's just me meeting Jenise at the airport?

how could you all DO that to Jenise?

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:38 AM

LMFAO........ :)

thanks,

but they're only pics

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:41 AM

Little hard to conduct business, when you don't have a job.

: /

Thanks for the invite anyway.

>>maybe I should just get used to my so called friends telling me to fuck off when I suggest the same?

I won't!

========

I'm all for a blog meetup, just have it sometime in the second half of September. I'll bring the macbook, and we can iChat with ono.

Check it out Fish!

*

Still looking for tat parlors to play at this fall on the tour. Please read below.

Also...we just signed on Rodney Rose at 252 Tattoo in Cleveland!

Due to the the requests I've been getting from my friends in the Tattoo parlour biz I'm going to do a solo tour of Tattoo shops across America this fall (mid Sept. thru mid Nov.) AND I'm making a documentary film out of it.

If you have a tat shop, or know of one that would be interested, and are willing to pay $400 + a hotel room...(if that's too much for you, talk to me and we'll see what we can work out) I will come to your town...Alaska and Canada I may have to charge a bit more.

I'm willing to play other venues but this will primarily be a Tattoo Tour.

These are the shops that are signed on so far:

Mark Mahoney - Shamrock Social Club (shamrocksocialclub.com)- Hollywood, CA

Painless Mike - Incision Tattoo (incisiontattoo.com)- Glendale (Phoenix area), AZ

Gil Montie - Tattoomania (gillmontie.com)- Beaumont, TX

Jayme Whitaker - One Shot Tattoo- Cincinnati, OH

Rodney Rose- 252 Tattoo (www.252tattoo.com)- Cleveland, OH

Omar -All American Tattoo- Salem, OR

If you're interested please contact:
jaketattootour@yahoo.com

or go to jakelabotz.com for more info.

Thanks,

Jake

Actully, I think it's the curse someone (who will remain unnamed) unleashed on me from from the blog.

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:42 AM

If you come up I could shake my rattle over you...make you all better!

serious!

KFC sued in US over cooking fats

~~~ Cool! On a BSA? ~~~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Che-sus Guevara!

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:42 AM

i was paraphrasing a blues guy

**

i'm lucky i know you

♥

Is Janeane Garofalo over her temper tantrum at AAR?

Is she still doing any shows?

Posted by: fraction of 1% radio enquirer at July 13, 2006 01:21 AM

A) Yeah, she still is pissed at Sam & AAR. Nothing new that she is pissed off a lot but I give her points for courage but not for her irritating monopolizing radio style.

B) Who knows if she will be back. She probably doesn't even know herself yet.

C) Stay tuned

TheFatManWalking

Actully, I think it's the curse someone (who will remain unnamed) unleashed on me from from the blog.

Posted by: akaMAT at July 13, 2006 01:42 AM

[whistles innocently]

tell Nobody not to get shock therapy...

it will just make things worse...

cognitive abilities will go, which will make him confused and subsquently angrier

im shocked that he knows he has a problem

to me, that means its not as bad as seems

Oh cool!

Tattoo Tour!

>>Little hard to conduct business, when you don't have a job.

come on...it isn't that tough. Bring a puck up truck...we'll load you up with so many recyclable bottles to pay for the trip! (seriously, they aint wortrth a thing here...down there, 5 or 10 cents a bottle)

there is always a way if you BELIEVE!

I want a miracle!

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 01:41 AM

sure

I'm all for a blog meetup, just have it sometime in the second half of September. I'll bring the macbook, and we can iChat with ono.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at July 13, 2006 01:44 AM

damned...I may not be available at that point in time.

Eels - Novocaine for the soul

Che-sus Guevara!

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:45 AM

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Phew, that was close!

I was just about to flush the BSA joke down the toilet when you came back with Che-sus.

>>I was just about to flush the BSA joke down the toilet when you came back with Che-sus.

[tentatively] third base?

(swing and a miss!)

The Eels Souljacker

Eels - Last Stop This Town

third base?

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 13, 2006 01:55 AM

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Niagara Falls!

The Eels Cancer for the Cure

Things The Grandchildren Should Know

Still drawing breath .. : )

Posted by: Willow at July 13, 2006 01:41 AM

VERY helpful to staying alive I've noticed... :)

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Here A/O...

http://perso.orange.fr/arte-fact/compos.htm

http://madcaplaughs.narod.ru/english/audio.htm

http://olimpnet.pl/~publius/pinkfloyd/multimedia/mp3/

http://syd-barrett.dnsalias.net/barrett/disco.asp

http://syd-barrett.dnsalias.net/barrett/music/mp3.asp?play=02_instrumental_(aka+beechwoods),_9-4-67.mp3

http://olimpnet.pl/~publius/pinkfloyd/multimedia/mp3/

http://www.neptunepinkfloyd.co.uk/

tell Nobody not to get shock therapy...

it will just make things worse...

cognitive abilities will go, which will make him confused and subsquently angrier

Posted by: concerned friend at July 13, 2006 01:47 AM

He is already all of that and worse. He seemingly doesn't care who he hurts.

He has spent hundreds of hours composing and sending out crazy emails filled with paranoia directed against people who have never done a thing. He is beyond help.

http://www.sydbarrett.us/

Is this America, where far too many of the rich endlessly loot their stockholders and kick the employees in the teeth, the America that our soldiers in Ramadi and Kirkuk and Anbar Province and Afghanistan are fighting for? Is this America, where we will end up so far behind the financial eight ball we won't be able to see because of mismanagement by both parties, the America that our men and women are losing limbs for, coming home in boxes for?

The Saturday before Memorial Day, I spoke at a gathering of widows and widowers, parents and children of men and women in uniform who have lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan. The person who spoke before me was a beautiful woman named Joanna Wroblewski, whose husband of less than two years — after four years dating at Rutgers — had been killed in Iraq.

She cried as she spoke, and she was right to cry, but she said she tried to keep love and trust in her heart. She spoke of her devotion to her country and her husband's pride in the flag. There was not a dry eye in the room, nor should there have been.

ARE we keeping the faith with Joanna Wroblewski? Are we keeping the faith with her husband? Are we maintaining an America that is not just a financial neighborhood, but also a brotherhood and a sisterhood worth losing your young husband for?

Is this still a community of the heart, or a looting opportunity? Will there even be a free America for Mrs. Wroblewski's descendants, or will we be a colony of the people to whom we have sold our soul? Are we keeping the faith with this young widow? That is the question I ask about this beloved and glorious America for which her husband, Lt. John Thomas Wroblewski, died. If we are, we should be proud. If we are not, we'd better change, and soon.

Ben Stein is a lawyer, writer, actor and economist. E-mail: ebiz@nytimes.com.

Peaceable Kingdom

1 hr 9 min 27 sec

He has spent hundreds of hours composing and sending out crazy emails filled with paranoia directed against people who have never done a thing. He is beyond help.

Posted by: Somebody at July 13, 2006 02:01 AM

he did that because he finally met some people in person and he is rejecting them before they reject him.

>>Ben Stein is a lawyer, writer, actor and economist. E-mail: ebiz@nytimes.com.

I got to the end of this artivcle and then was STUNNED when I remembered who the hell Ben Stein is...I never expect to hear this out of him!

Fishgrease Free Musics Wednesday, I mean...

Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Green River

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 12:39 AM

Goddamn it! Now I have to go see if I can find "Suzy Q"! Christ, Fish! Don't you kno wyou aren't supposed to tempt women in fragile states??

Speaking of which .. Shell .. just emailed ya .. but for the life of me .. don't remember which email .. it was from my "Real Me" email though .. if that helps??

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 01:47 AM

He should so be famous by now...

I do think a tattoo parlour tour is a pretty cool idea too.. unique place to play...

I was talking to my mother today about piano bars and how fun they are...have you ever been to one of those?

Robert Plant is not actually playing here tonight....I think the Bill Laswell episode of Soundstage is on ..I missed the Plant one...Dammit...

janeane misses out on so much by not being on the internet[s]

Niagara Falls!

Posted by: Crank Bait at July 13, 2006 01:57 AM

[struggling to stay focused and conscious]: huh...wha? where am? wha?

Voice of fight official: One...Two...Three...

"Moon Rays" Pharoah Sanders 6:10

"Morning Prayer" Pharoah Sanders Thembi 09:12

cheers, A.

(you're aces)

: )

If any of you like or love animals of any kind, I suggest watching peaceable kingdom.

Goodnight

peace.

well, none of the ladies can trust themselves to be alone with me...

my blinding animal magnetism is a curse.

It's not my fault my libido showed up after being Awol for the last 2 decades...it is not my fault.

HI and BYE Miss Anne! Sweetest Dreams!

He has spent hundreds of hours composing and sending out crazy emails filled with paranoia directed against people who have never done a thing. He is beyond help.

Posted by: Somebody at July 13, 2006 02:01 AM

he did that because he finally met some people in person and he is rejecting them before they reject him.

Posted by: concerned friend at July 13, 2006 02:03 AM

nobody has no excuses for the psychotic ways he tries to hurt people out of extreme jealousy. he also is extremely paranoid and projects his made up sociopathic hate fantasies in a hurtful way. ignore him.

bit seriously.

I'm feeling great the last couple days.

way more energy than usual.

positve attitude...

why, I've actually been chatting up girls at school! you would not believe how beautiful they are!

and, they seem to like me!

I suspect they are using me to get close to air-ono...

http://www.rocknroll.to/cfjunk/tunes/player.cfm?id=218 ..... Susie Q

A whole bunch of CCR is on this page ... http://www.angelfire.com/al4/therebooter/FAST_TRACKS_C

I still think I'm a bit young for a serious girlfriend, tho...

one for chubby

Good night MAT! XOXOXOOXOX

Sending you all the good vibes ... :)

well, none of the ladies can trust themselves to be alone with me...

my blinding animal magnetism is a curse.

It's not my fault my libido showed up after being Awol for the last 2 decades...it is not my fault.

Posted by: Ç?u´´??ÿ?ßu´´??åra?c?? at July 13, 2006 02:17 AM

Amazingly this is all true!

And he hasn't even told you about his upcoming bit part roles in adult movies.

He was a stand it for Ron Jeremy and my main male lead actor Harry.

For some reason the girls like him so we may hire him as the first male fluffer in adult movie history.

one for willow, too

Sending you all the good vibes ... :)

Posted by: A. at July 13, 2006 02:26 AM

Is Miss Anne having troubles?? I haven't been around .. so I have no clue what the hell is going on 'round here anymore.

For some reason the girls like him so we may hire him as the first male fluffer in adult movie history.

Posted by: Seymour Butts at July 13, 2006 02:27 AM

yes..this is true.

I can't get staring roles.

too big for the ladies...

they offered me a barnyard movie, but when the cows got a load of what I was packing they fainted dead away!

~~~ He should so be famous by now...

~~~ I do think a tattoo parlour tour is a pretty cool idea too.. unique place to play

Great idea!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cartoon Network just hadda ad calling the Running of the Bulls...

The Chasing of the People

Good night MAT! XOXOXOOXOX

Sending you all the good vibes ... :)

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[an original by air-ono]

[don't settle for any cheap imitations from california]

:)

Im glad you are feeling good Chubby.

Its nice.

one for willow, too

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 02:28 AM

Damn Ono!! That's just spooky! You captured me to a tee!!! ; )

Posted by: Ç?u´´??ÿ?ßu´´??åra?c?? at July 13, 2006 02:17 AM

Amazingly this is all true!

And he hasn't even told you about his upcoming bit part roles in adult movies.

He was a stand it for Ron Jeremy and my main male lead actor Harry.

For some reason the girls like him so we may hire him as the first male fluffer in adult movie history.

Posted by: Seymour Butts at July 13, 2006 02:27 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Is a male fluffer even a possibility in the porn movie industry?

Wouldn't that be more like a "wetter"? ;)

Posted by: Willow at July 13, 2006 02:33 AM

haunting beauty is my forte

: )

Man of Constant Sorrow, Ralph Stanley

gotta get some sleep.

c'ya!

tomorrow is another busy day...class, doctor's appt...focus group at night.

I still chuckl at the idea of me in a focus group...I mean, it's one thing to find soeone gullible enough to take my opinion seriously...

but TO PAY ME FOR IT?

(they've never read the blog...shhhh!)

p.s. i do a pretty mean little chicken too

20 minutes, right?

The Chasing of the People

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 02:31 AM

I LOVE THAT! Too funny... :)

Night Chubbs ! Best of luck with the ladies...

You are too young for a steady - we're trouble I tell ya - TROUBLE...

:)

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Yup midnight, Fish...

Night Chubby! Nice to have seen you!

You are quite the special one, Ono! A true Rennaissance Man!!

nite everybody!

[don't settle for any cheap imitations from california]

Posted by: air-ono at July 13, 2006 02:31 AM

"Shut yer stinkin' trap!"

-Skank (the dirty, mean sock from the Ben Stiller show....not me)

:)

//You are too young for a steady - we're trouble I tell ya - TROUBLE...//

yeah. be careful. nice men get stepped on.

nice people get stepped on. period.

its just the way.

Some men will pay to get stepped on.

Night Chubby! Nice to have seen you!

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[another original by air-ono]

[accept no imitations]

Mostly Republicans

Chubbys favorite song lately is "I'm Just A Gigolo"

;)

why are people mean to nice people?

why not find another mean person and be mean to them.

or don't be mean.

Posted by: scent of a woman at July 13, 2006 02:48 AM

[elaine's]

HOOOO!-ARHHHH!

HOOOO!-ARHHHH!

Mostly Republicans

Posted by: Fishgrease at July 13, 2006 02:47 AM

Actually, without getting too graphic .. and hoping you will remember this movie .. most of them actually like the "Linda Fiorentino" treatment from "Jade".

I won't tell you how I know that .. but I do.

Posted by: conbo at July 13, 2006 02:52 AM

I'm afraid it is because most people are self-obsessed fuckers who think they know what is right for everyone else and insist on shoving that down other peoples throats. But that is just my humble opinion.

"Astral Traveling" Pharoah Sanders 05:30

"Colors" Pharoah Sanders 05:37

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