I think Amy just got gobbled up by Teen Wolf!!

Wow, Josh is on the ball with the "clean sheets"

Right on, 123!!!

:)

kinda like your cool sister who takes a break from graduate school for a visit.

Posted by: Bushleague at July 19, 2006 08:54 PM

Except I still get to use the bathroom.

Only 7 more hours of Janeane ...

If Bush's veto had been overridden, he would have used a signing statement.

This just in..... 23 tons of bombs dropped on a South Beruit neighborhood today by Israel.

Good night and good luck...

Posted by: Catharine at July 19, 2006 09:00 PM

OUCH! It hurts so bad when you put it that way...

Thanks for talking to your boyfriend for me...sorry for ..you know... :)

Dont wanna be first, IMPEACH!

Next time skip your double turbo frappe technomumbojumbo latte and give the money to Democracy Now! you volvo drivin' sushi eatin' LIBERAL you!

....10 1/2 years? And not counting kindergarden! Anyway, think I meant, 11 years school, you know what I mean. Im like, a little self-taught. I actually started spacing after sentences for a while a couple months ago but it is that extra step and it was like trying to skip every 20-30 steps while I was running.

The police car at that Josh Wolf incident totally wasn't vandalized. They drove their car into a crowd of people who were crossing the street, and two of them dropped a big sign they were carrying, and the heat of the car caused the foam material to smoke. Also, I don't think he was near where the stupid kid hit the police officer, so nobody has footage of that. What a stupid stupid protest though

SAM!!!

please help out Reese

--
SAM (or somone who remembers this...):

The organization that performed the Political leanings of various news viewers that Sam spoke about before Amy came on - Can ANYONE help me recall the NAME of the organization that performed that survey. Sam said it twice - "They Survey and ...." are the only words that I was able to write down before I forgot!!

Help?

Posted by: Reese at July 19, 2006 08:57 PM

Good night and good luck...

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at July 19, 2006 09:01 PM

its not so bad bombs are cheap and Israels got tons more.

Didnt lke it. Id rather just run. Oh well, I'll train on it though.

So far, the best damn MR show I have ever listened to this year.
Excellent job! :)

First Arrested Development went off the air, now Janeane! This is seriously uncool!!!

its not so bad bombs are cheap and Israels got tons more...

Gee... I wonder where they get them for such a deal, eh red?

Is this it Reese?

Harris poll?

So far, the best damn MR show I have ever listened to this year. Excellent job! :)

Posted by: Craig at July 19, 2006 09:03 PM

Yeah, the energy and chemistry is back...that final burst of adrenalin as one nears the finish line.

Posted by: mrd_in_nyc at July 19, 2006 08:56 PM

I almost missed the "101" tutorial. Sounds extremely easy. Thanks again.

Agree, great show, now all we need is Sammer to call the Creation Museum and then we'd have the tri-fecta.

Gee... I wonder where they get them for such a deal, eh red?

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at July 19, 2006 09:04 PM

this guy builds the bombs

Bush would NOT Be president today were it not for the EGO or Ralph Nader.

Thank you Ralph for Safe Cars, The Product Safety Commision and MANY other progressive ideas he has pushed over the years, but SHAME on him for not dropping out in 2000 and asking his supporters to support Gore. Shame.

daniel,

If you were in my class, you would be cleaning erasers for the rest of your life.

She knows what he means.

Jason's getting me HOT!!!

Bateman and tight pants rock!!!!

OUCH! It hurts so bad when you put it that way...

Thanks for talking to your boyfriend for me...sorry for ..you know... :)

Posted by: A. at July 19, 2006 09:01 PM

Yeah. So everyone should cherish her ... just this once.

Hee. No problem. He was a bad boy.

now who will replace janeane, majority report will be boring as hell without Janeane.

Final hour advise, Jane Ann.... Be sure to get a pulmonary function test. I guarantee that you have obstructive airways disease.

Still not too late to quit those sticks to blow smoke up peoples' asses...

The organization that studied the Political leanings of various news viewers that Sam spoke about before Amy came on -

Can ANYONE help me recall the NAME of the organization that performed that survey. Sam said it twice - "The Survey and ...." are the only words that I was able to write down before I forgot!!

Help? Please?

Jason: What is your sister Justine doing these days? Will you two ever act together?

Thanks for making me self conscious though now Im gonna take these pills and drink thinjk this fifth of whiskey and drive a car to go buy a gun so I can climb up top the tallest building and jump off while I blow my brains out at the same time because of how misreble youve just madem.... just kidding. Calm down, everythings cool.Smoke a bingerrrrrrr, blblblplbbbpblbbpbbbubblububble... Aaaaah,Im cool. We're cool. Everyones cool here man. For a minute I though Ann Coulter was jumping out of the crack in the floor, or materializing out of the shadows like the being of pure darkness she is sometimes does.

Ralph had every right to run....

If more people could see the farce that is the two parties then Ralph would be the President...

Did Bateman just say to Janeane "love the smoke sessions?" wait maybe it's a cigarette thing...

Janeane - you conducted some good interviews and programs on this station. You can be proud of your work. It's a shame your leaving.

And I especially enjoyed your rolling on the floor hacking up phlegm and coughing your ass off.

:)

Will you two ever act together?

Posted by: leftydave at July 19, 2006 09:09 PM

she dated him on arrested development... it was great

Pony is just plain cruel.

pony? what if she turns out to be a prostitute!

This is GOOD RADIO.

reese - A. gave you a suggestion here:

Posted by: A. at July 19, 2006 09:04 PM

they really do make a great pair....

Thanks Red. I never knew! I'll have to check it out! :)

Sam and Janeane love each other... come on!!

ELATED!

omg!

To NOT accept that we live in the (completely!) broken two party system is simply rediculous.

While I WISH (hope and dream!)we could be enlightened enough to elect a Ralph Nader or equivilant, the FACT is that Nader NOT DROPPING OUT is the DIRECT Reason we have Bush today - That is an undisputable fact. I do not know how he lives with himself.

I'm so depressed. I'll miss janeane.

Posted by: Meg at July 19, 2006 08:52 PM

you still have the pic of Janeane, Sam and Micheal Stipes at disneyland?

why not post it and cheer yourself up?

What kind of stats would Ann Coulter have if she were a D&D monster?

HP:50-120
Weapons:Banshee wail,aristocratic pompousness(used to cloud unsure peoples minds)
Swarm of hate(Influences all around for 1d6 hexes.

And so on...

Janeane,
Sorry to hear that you're leaving MR. Will miss your brilliant, insiteful analyses describing the workings of right-wingnut greyish mush that somehow, coalesced to form abnormal brains. (Sorta like the one Frankenstein had but much, much worse) BTW, if you have any freebie beads left, would love to have one... peaches!

don't bogart the can, man

I am lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you leaving Janeane?

Hey Janeane...I'm sparking a bong up for ya.

I could tell Sam's getting scared because he keeps interrupting Janeane.... let the woman speak!!!

Thank you so much Janeane!!!!

(I know you don't like flattery and will probably not read this post, but let the record show)

I have liked you since SNL. While most celebrities make a big splash and then disappear or make you wish that they disappear, in my books you have gotten better and better over the years. As a Canadian, I have used you as an example of why people should not give up on America. You showed such bravery before, during, and after the call to war. I took an interest in Air America because of you. I signed up as a premium member, because I wanted to hear you and Sam and Marc Maron (losing both you and Marc in one week--that hurts). I will look forward to your future guest hosting. You have served the human experiment well.
Good luck in your future endeavours,
-filmguy-
P.S. I'm sorry that this email doesn't do you the correct amount of justice. Thank you for staying true.

OK, I shouldn't say anything but I've figured out what's going on. The whole thing about Janeane leaving is just another bit, just like her recorded phone calls or when one of Sam and Janeane's stand up friends called in pretending to be someone else. Getting O'Reilly to play along was pure genius. Remember, you heard it here first.

it seems that America will vote in a Hitler before they vote in a true patriot like nader. SO SAD!!

Janeane,

Doesn't your outrage trump any your ego?

So the fuck WHAT if Sam's found "himself"?

Doesn't everyone bring something to this AAR picnic?

Does the Siren thing:With long gold hair approaching sailers are drawn in expecting a maiden or fair woman of quality and suffistication,then she turns around and eats the sailors or destroys their minds with lie bombardments until they are her slaves.

Jason ... ! This is great entertainment ... ! Jason just figured out why Janeane is leaving ... Sam.

..... lol ...

this was hilarious!!! ....

I really enjoyed the documentary Jenise made,"invitations and ultimatums'.

it is exceptionally well shot!

when I saw the title I figured it was the story of when Nobody visited. ;P

Posted by: Andy K at July 19, 2006 09:16 PM

Wow. Your mother didn't send you to school just to each your lunch...

Seder & Benjamin

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/07/05/collyer_situati.php

I really enjoyed the documentary Jenise made,"invitations and ultimatums'.

it is exceptionally well shot!

when I saw the title I figured it was the story of when Nobody visited. ;P

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 19, 2006 09:17 PM

hahahahahaha!

Aahh, I get it now. Janeane's leaving is a DIVORCE.

She doesn't have to leave because of that -- just fire Sam. Or, each of you do a 90-minute show back-to-back, or just alternate days ?

Sounds like a story to me -- I think she just wants to take acting gigs at will without having a daily MR obligation on her back . . .

I think Janeane will be a frequent caller to the show. So we'll still here her rants.

Janeane: Are you still coming to Seattle this summer?

Doesn't everyone bring something to this AAR picnic?

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at July 19, 2006 09:16 PM

I think some people haven't been bringing the lettuce...

that was the biggest crock I've heard in awhile (Janeane's reason for leaving).... Maybe Janeane's saving it for her book??

Actually, Sam ... I must inform you that the hormonal bitchiness NEVER goes away. I had a kid 9 1/2 years ago ... and well .... it didn't get better ...

I still can't get over the sight of Seder's hairy chest when showing off janeane's jewelry. *swoon*

I'm so depressed. I'll miss janeane.

Posted by: Meg at July 19, 2006 08:52 PM

you still have the pic of Janeane, Sam and Micheal Stipes at disneyland?

why not post it and cheer yourself up?

Posted by: ÇħűБъÿ۞ßűБъåřąċħ at July 19, 2006 09:14 PM

If you don't, Meg, I'll post that pic of me doing the JG impersonation again. I swear.

Steve: I thought Sam's chest was sexy, too!

we don't care about Bateman's pregnancy!!!

She serves Hannity Limbaugh and Orielly and Beazlebam in the mid to lower levels of hell.

As a lesser devil,she does not command her own realm of hell, save for her own tribe of lesser demons and kindred spawn. Jealous of her keepers power, Coulter Beast are always looking for ways to assend to their own thrones in the underworld. Always treacherous, higher demons and greater devils like Orielly dont usually turn their backs on their own familiars,one like Coulter so as not to fall victem to their own pet. Unless they are enforcing the bond of servitude between master and slave by making them lufe their backside.

American HAS allowed a "hitler" to be elected.

Just as in Germany in the 30's, it was NOT just Hitler - it was those who ENABLED him.

The christo-facist-rapturists who worked behind the scenes in Florida and Ohio to steal the 2K and 04 elections have thier counterparts in German history of the 20's and 30's.

Bush and his ilk are ENABLED by thousands of people like Goering, Goebbels, Hess, Bormann and the rest. And not just the close staff ... there were TENS of thousands of Germans at all levels of society that enabled that horror to take place. And that is true today.

God help us all ...

Oh the hell if I didn't tell you about that Sam...

FUBAR!!!!!

that's horrible that Sam just mentioned LexaPro.... Have you ever tried to get off that stuff??? "Brain zaps" that aren't published as a side effect aren't fun!!!!

It's going to be sad to see you go, Janeane.

Contributing to the whole "This is Your Life" thing that Sam brought up last week, I remember back around 1998 where people were mistaking you as the voice of MTV's Daria, and then two years later, you did an MTV special that ended with you and Tracy Grandstaff (The actual voice of Daria. BTW, there's a campaign to get that show on DVD at http://www.dvdaria.info) just having fun in the hallways of the MTV Animation building. I loved seeing that. :)

Thank you for your great service at Air America, and I wish the best of luck to you.

Waaahhhhh!!!!!!

Just want to be sure we all are working on getting a refund from Bush and co. for breach of contract, losing our money and getting people killed in the mid east

REESE is absolutley right! the bodies are even starting to pile up.

Fritz, sounds like you need to lend this guy your Luger pistol...

Just want to be sure we all are working on getting a refund from Bush and co. for breach of contract, losing our money and getting people killed in the mid east

aaaaawww .... poor Jason!

GUYS!!!

I think he'll be alright.

We take a look at the case of Suzanne Swift. She is the Army Specialist who has been arrested and confined to base for going AWOL after her charges of sexual harassment and assault went un-addressed by the military.

Swift served in Iraq for a year but decided she could not return and went AWOL. She said her superiors repeatedly sexually harassed her while serving in Iraq. On June 11th, the Eugene police knocked on her mother's front door and Suzanne was arrested and taken to the county jail. She has since been transferred to Fort Lewis Washington where she is confined to her base. So far, no charges have been filed against her and Fort Lewis officials have said they will assign an independent investigator to look into her charges of sexual harassment.

More at the link.
I love Amy Goodman.

DK, what are brain zaps?

I took Lexapro and the only thing it did was kill my libido.

Janeane is leaving...I'm so depressed! :( Kiss goodbye to all the GREAT guests this show had in the past, Jason, Divid Cross, Stephen Colbert, Breadly...all the cool alternative bands that played here too...They'll never come back. :(

New Years Prayer, by Jeff buckley

It does my heart good to listen to hate on this show.

*** Well the good news is that Ralph Reed (Georgia's Very Own Christo Facist Phreak!) has LOST in his bid to become Lt. Govornor.

I am sure he will be back ... but that day is at least delayed a while ...

It does my heart good to listen to hate on this show.

Posted by: The Undercurrent at July 19, 2006 09:34 PM

What show are you listening to...It couldn't be this one.

Brain zaps" that aren't published as a side effect aren't fun!!!!

Posted by: DK at July 19, 2006 09:26 PM

brain zaps have no ill health FX

think of them as a value added bonus

What show are you listening to...It couldn't be this one.

Posted by: Nobody at July 19, 2006 09:35 PM

-

Oh, so i guess Janeane will stay then?

Go ahead an go Garafalo. Why shouldn't you walk out on me like every other woman my life?

It's the same ol' story. You suck me in with your feminine wiles and leave me like a piece of spent jet trash.

Well, I can't say it wasn't nice while it lasted.

Women, huh. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em.

Go on, git outta here.

sniff, sniff.

Where's my tennis racket?!?!!?

HOW-WHACK-COULD-WHACK-YOU-WHACK-DO-WHACK-THIS--WHACK-TO-WHACK-ME-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK????

"Janeane Garofalo on Majority Report Radio" 03:34

http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/JGarofalo.wma

Go ahead an go Garafalo. Why shouldn't you walk out on me like every other woman my life?

It's the same ol' story. You suck me in with your feminine wiles and leave me like a piece of spent jet trash.

Well, I can't say it wasn't nice while it lasted.

Women, huh. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em.

Go on, git outta here.

sniff, sniff.

Where's my tennis racket?!?!!?

HOW-WHACK-COULD-WHACK-YOU-WHACK-DO-WHACK-THIS--WHACK-TO-WHACK-ME-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK????

Brain zaps that aren't published as a side effect aren't fun!!!!

Posted by: DK at July 19, 2006 09:26 PM

brain zaps have no ill health FX

think of them as a value added bonus

Janeane doesn't know what a Sister Souljah moment is?

How long has she been broadcasting politics for?

Wow! This is great stuff...

who the hell was that?

And watch out for that one Foxnews lady, I dont know if it was the one who use to Work for "Lex and Terry" radio show... That might have been Julliette, she might have worked for Fox, but I think Lauren or somebody who Orielly was interviewing, she was an ex Reagan speechwriter I think. She thinks she's a little too important, Orielly too, because I don't even know her last name whom I'm referring too, but they were all on the left wing websites enough, to complain about them.

Wow, I'm listening to this, what a mean asshole.

Said it before, I'll say it again: Watch out for Phelps and his flunkies.

He wants it too badly, like that guy no one notices who finally breaks through just out of sheer determination...Phelps will be a major player in the Evangelical Dominionist movement some day. Remember, you heard it here first.

where does marc maron fit into the majority report equation?

who the hell was that? those two women screaming at each other?

who the hell was that? those two women screaming at each other?

Said it before, I'll say it again: Watch out for Phelps and his flunkies.

He wants it too badly, like that guy no one notices who finally breaks through just out of sheer determination...Phelps will be a major player in the Evangelical Dominionist movement some day. Remember, you heard it here first.

Oh, so i guess Janeane will stay then?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 19, 2006 09:36 PM

So your theory is that Janeane hates Sam and that's why she's leaving?

No, Janeane will be back on occasion and She and Sam remain friends. Pretty much the same as it's been for the last year.

Now explain to me why you think that Janeanes departure serves your purpose...

Go ahead and say it ;)

WOW!!!

I had no idea FOX people were that absolutely out of their minds!

I have a headache from listening to those few minutes already -

THE BLOGGED IS BUSTED

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elvis, Peace In The Valley

Noo! Janeanne please don't go!

THE BLOGGED IS BUSTED

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brain zaps have no ill health FX

think of them as a value added bonus

Posted by: red at July 19, 2006 09:39 PM

after doing my own research I found out that it was normal, however, it's criminal for such companies not to publish this as a side effect. Someone who is already suceptible to anxiety and depression and tries to get off this medications, suffers the "brains zaps" goes to their doctor and is told that they are crazy, is not right. In my opinion sudden prolonged zaps to the brain is not value added...

Those women actually morphed into each other...both screeching their God is better than the other's and will be the punisher of the other.

Now explain to me why you think that Janeanes departure serves your purpose...

Go ahead and say it ;)

Posted by: Nobody at July 19, 2006 09:43 PM

-

So many levels. Failure is the first. Personal failure. Host failure. Corp failure. Concept failure. Sales failure. Message failure. Mission failure.

blog is back -

the tubes must have been on fire from all the excitement - no wonder it broke down

Kings of Leon, California Waiting

And this is the big flaw with using blog software as a chatroom...

the blogger formerly known as Rusty

Phelps and Westborough Baptist are in it entirely for the money. Fred and all his spawn are lawyers; they do this abjectly outrageous crap just to provoke people into hitting them or whatever so that they can sue.

The scary thing is that in the US today, it isn't obvious that he's a scam artist.

Go ahead an go Garafalo. Why shouldn't you walk out on me like every other woman my life?

It's the same ol' story. You suck me in with your feminine wiles and leave me like a piece of spent jet trash.

Well, I can't say it wasn't nice while it lasted.

Women, huh. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em.

Go on, git outta here.

sniff, sniff.

Where's my tennis racket?!?!!?

HOW-WHACK-COULD-WHACK-YOU-WHACK-DO-WHACK-THIS--WHACK-TO-WHACK-ME-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK????

Interesting...Janeane sings in a higher pitch than she speaks.

In my opinion sudden prolonged zaps to the brain is not value added...

Posted by: DK at July 19, 2006 09:45 PM

YOU SUCKERS WILL BUY ANY PILLS WE MAKE

your makin me rich

laff

IMpeaches!

So many levels. Failure is the first. Personal failure. Host failure. Corp failure. Concept failure. Sales failure. Message failure. Mission failure.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 19, 2006 09:50 PM

I don't see it as any of the above. Care to attempt to make a case for any of the particular conditions that you cite?

hey ... is this thing workin' ... ?!

More songs Janeane!!! If you still drank, it would classic if you got completely sh*t faced and ripped the place to pieces... tossing bottles, biting sam's shoes, tossing mics, etc... wait maybe that wouldn't a good idea, but it would funny as hell....

Peaches w/Eagles of Death Metalin S.F at the Fillmore 08/05/06!!!!

And watch out for that one Foxnews lady, I dont know if it was the one who use to Work for "Lex and Terry" radio show... That might have been Julliette, she might have worked for Fox, but I think Lauren or somebody who Orielly was interviewing, she was an ex Reagan speechwriter I think. She thinks she's a little too important, Orielly too, because I don't even know her last name whom I'm referring too, but they were all on the left wing websites enough, to complain about them.

Wow, I'm listening to that crazy lady, what a mean asshole.

I hate the Sound Of Music. And Julie Andrews' overpronunciation. Some people have seen it hundreds of times though.

Posted by: Floyd at July 19, 2006 09:51 PM

I know that, Floyd, but I still think it's about more than money...Phelps is power-hungry.

Yeah, "Fuck the Pain Away" with the "Teaches of Peaches" !!

Redeem yourselves with a new interview, fearless MR hosts !

Peaches in heavy syrup . . .

Peaches!!!

Peaches, Diddle My Skittle

I wanted to call in and sing Edelweiss, was one of the songs I knew the best when I played trombone for the Erie Playhouse.

I got through two chapters of Fubar last night until I started having a panic attack and decided it was time to set the book down and play the guitar...

Peaches and Eagles of Death Metal together?

Didn't the French write a book about that...some sort of assisted suicide manual?

I'll miss you on Majority Report, Janeane! Don't stay away!

What up blog? Hiya Nobs. Should we start where we left off? Or should we rather ignore the whole Middle East thing? I'll let you call it. :)

But Lauren and Orielly were just going on and on about Media Matters and, not Micheal Moore, but somebody else they were complaining about too.

Maron needs a decent time slot too.

FRIGGIN PEACHES!

I like this, so I'm posting it again:

A Janeane-alogy: Thank Heaven for Little Girls

As a toddler

Age 9

Age 15

High School Yearbook

Age 20

Peaches.

Please invite on MRR

Gore Vidal

Kurt Vonnegut (my favorite)

It doesn't look like they are going to have the Beagles of Meth Spittle on...

josh, where's my desk...?

I don't see it as any of the above. Care to attempt to make a case for any of the particular conditions that you cite?

Posted by: Nobody at July 19, 2006 09:52 PM

I can just sit back and listen to the meltdown. I can smile and remember the high hopes. The promised growth. Lov is all. And listen to the crash.

having a problem setting up a dvd player in linux.

because this file is in the .tar format, it has to be installed from the command line.

rats. I can't seem to find the right temp folder..

I did Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn...kinda a civic theater production.

Great Show! One of the best ever!!

Can't wait for... PEACHES!!!

I also played for Bye Bye Birdie, Kismet, 1776

Some people say jg is making room for marc maron. I read that somewhere.

"Janeane Garofalo on Majority Report Radio" 03:34

http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/JGarofalo.wma

Ben Vereen was in "Tenspeed and Brownshoe" with Jeff Goldblum. Which is what I remember him from.

Failure is the first. Personal failure. Corp failure. Concept failure. Message failure. Mission failure.

Hmmmm... some of those remind me of this current administration.

PEACHES!

Later all. Have a good'n.

Robert Guillame was in Benson