Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
A former Limbaugh-enthralled, propaganda-spouting "dittohead," Derych details in this blog-turned-book the "thousand small cuts" that cured him of his liberal-hating views. His conversion resulted from a handful of pedestrian eye-openers: Derych was a sheltered, narrow-minded homophobe until he learned a friend of his was gay; Derych was rabidly pro-life until he realized someone he knew and respected had had an abortion; Derych took Fox News mouthpiece Sean Hannity at face value until a preposterous claim about tax cuts led him to "check the facts." This is a quick, lean read, and though Derych is prone to limp prose (referring to Limbaugh as a "chubby addict" is grating even to those who believe worse), it's not poorly written. The problem is how author condescends to readers; it's like a recent born-again preaching to the congregation during his first trip to church.

Hey YAAA

Ditto heads waking up, hard to believe, i have a relative like Jeanane's dad who just doesnt see whats happening. I Mean, serious blinders.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:05 PM

Almost sounds to me like this guy was intentionally naive just to land a good book deal on down the road...

Dennis Hastert busted!!! ROFL Now we know why he was so furious about FBI raiding Jefferson's Congressional office... OMG.

(FUBAR is a great book... get it ... or in audio via audible.com..)

Joe Lieberman

Hey Kevin!!

Thanks for finding that one. I just sent it to my Groups!! Haha Denny no neck in trouble!!

Nobody, where is everybody?

HASTERT RECEIVED $100,000 FROM ABRAMOFF

Somebody cut armholes and legholes in a giant orange tent...

Rusty may be onto something.

The CCC. Aztlan. Not that I'm equating the two.

Congress is infested with corruption, wall to wall -- a "no duh" consequence of totally fucked up campaign finance and lobbying system.

Deal with it like we would tentworms -- just douse Washington in gas and light the damn match . . .

Remember those Dennis Hastert interviews on Dennis Miller's short-lived show? Kind of like the old Andy Griffin film "A Face in the Crowd".

US - 2459

UK - 111

Other - 111

Total - 2681

http://icasualties.org/oif/

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05/24/06 Centcom: MNC-I SOLDIER KILLED SOUTH OF BALAD (confirmed)

Multi-National Corps-Iraq Soldier was killed while conducting a patrol on May 23 south of Balad. The Soldier was part of a team conducting counter-IED operations when the patrol was attacked by small arms fire and rocket-propelled grenades.

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05/24/06 AP: 8 separate drive-by shootings killed nine people

In Baghdad, eight separate drive-by shootings killed nine people: a college student, a police officer, two street vendors, a university professor, two taxi drivers, the owner of a grocery store and a builder, police said.

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05/24/06 YahooNews: Pleasant Hills Marine Killed In Iraq

A 20-year-old Marine from Pleasant Hills has been killed in Iraq. Steven Freund's aunt told Channel 4 Action News he was killed in El Kharma, Iraq, when his vehicle hit a roadside bomb. He had been a Marine for about a year and a half...

What the hell has happened to our Media!

Prosecutors say silence in CIA leak case may signal Rove indictment coming

RAW STORY
Published: Wednesday May 24, 2006

MSNBC's coverage of the CIA leak case continued Wednesday with new suggestions that presidential adviser Karl Rove may yet be indicted. The indictment of 'Bush's Brain' seemed imminent after reports from MSNBC and the Washington Post indicating that the Rove camp expected a decision earlier this month -- but it has now been 28 days since Rove testified for a fifth time before the grand jury investigating the outing of CIA officer Valerie Plame.

MSNBC's David Shuster says former federal prosecutors believe the silence from Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald doesn't bode well for Rove.

"Fitzgerald's office refuses to comment," Shuster said. "But former federal prosecutors describe the following procedure when considering an indictment: First, a prosecution team would review the evidence. Then, they would examine case law on the relevant criminal statutes. And finally, the prosecutors would decide whether a reasonable jury would convict at trial."

Here's the video -- the transcript follows.

The relevant transcript from Wednesday's Hardball follows.

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CHRIS MATTHEWS, MSNBC ANCHOR: The grand jury investigating the CIA leak case met again today at the courthouse. But prosecutors from Patrick Fitzgerald's office were not there... and there was no sign the grand jury received evidence on presidential advisor Karl Rove. Rove's attorneys are waiting for a decision from Fitzgerald on whether Rove will be charged or cleared.

So the question now is, what's the procedure for deciding if a crime has been committed? Hardball correspondent David Shuster has been talking with former federal prosecutors who were once in a similar position and he has this report.

LINK

>>Almost sounds to me like this guy was intentionally naive just to land a good book deal on down the road...

Posted by: Rusty at May 24, 2006 07:09 PM

You know, whenever we hear one of those guys who say they are, or use to be Republican, they never seem able to explain why.

In A World!

What a bunch of GARbage!

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at May 24, 2006 07:13 PM

have you seen Baghdad ER yet? i just dloaded it and saw it...

all americans should watch it... to see what really goes on over there, unsanitized and un-propagandized.

Didn't the South African army give sex re-assignments on all recruits found to be gay?

Sounds like the same mentality.

MOM MOM MOM!! MOMMIE!!!

DUDE That guy sounded so DELICATE! Why is he even trying to change.

Big Pharma is probably ramming a new "Gay-Away" drug through FDA approval as we speak.

I wonder what name the marketers will come up with . . .

Boy, this stuff sounds like room 101 in 1984. (Thanks for the refresher Maloy)

Bio Enginetics:

A valid science in which muscle memory is purged in order to weigh-down the loafers.

Valid science according to Nobs and srgtick.

It's so funny and there are people and large corporations that are so serious about it.

Maybe there's something in the water...

IN A World! where Grown men scream MOM MOm MOM!

One more thing about all the sex stuff in our nightly news, this is the ratings cycle, so expect to see more sex on the tv for the ratings war. News divisions need ratings to. Now if we could use these cycles to wake up America.....

...and the proposed Constitutional Amendment will probably pass.

It's like I'm having a psychic dislocation. I see things that just don't seem rational and a whole bunch of people who do think it's rational.

Posted by: red [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 24, 2006 07:16 PM

No, I have a dialup connection. Did it look anything like this?

Maybe there is something to this gay therapy...at least I know it works the other way around, based upon the number of women I've dated who turned lesbian...

Is sam refering to Jeananes released phone calls?

Maybe there is something to this gay therapy...at least I know it works the other way around, based upon the number of women I've dated who turned lesbian...

Posted by: Rusty [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 24, 2006 07:25 PM

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Send them my way. I can fix them up...

As the talk from the administration that the media is not reporting any good news in Iraq continues, here's a report that should wake up media critics. The U.S. government-run Voice of America has had no correspondent in Baghdad for six months.

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Transcript from COUNTDOWN:
Olbermann: Meantime, we noted here 24 hours ago that this seems to be an administration that is outwardly unsusceptible to irony or charges of hypocrisy. But even that Teflon coating is facing a heavy-duty fried-egg stain. While the Bush press office and responsive reporters and talk show hosts desperately continue to accuse the, quote, “mainstream media” of ignoring the, quote, "good news from Iraq," "The Washington Post" has revealed that for the last six months, the Voice of America, the U.S.  government-run news organization, has not had a correspondent in Baghdad because it‘s just too dangerous.
You won't hear this on FOX.


 
:coolhmm:  "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street"
:coolhmm: 2006: Incumbents should be filling their trousers with butt biscuits!

When all fails, blame Mom.

Tom "Outfoxed" Delay: Stupid or Desperate?

Possibly both?

We report, you decide.

We need to get the rethuglican warmongers OUT and the democrat warmongers IN!

Dobson says you should shower with your young son if you're concerned he may be gay.

they just knew they'd never get it any better from a member of the opposite sex, that's all.......(snicker)

bascombe! How'd you do the green thing?

Dobson says you should shower with your young son if you're concerned he may be gay.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:28 PM

Standing in front or behind?

Just remember that gays were a important nazi target. The law was used by the nazis to make their atrocities legal. 'just following orders' was the catchphrase of nazis at nuremberg.

Karl Rove is going about business as usual. He met with the Republican rank and file today about immigration. This doesn't sound like a man who fears an imminent indictment, although, even if he did, what choice would he have but to carry on his regular duties?

The media also seems to be letting up on the attacks on Jason Leopold. Keith Olbermann on Countdown last night noted (as I did yesterday morning) that Jason Leopold beat the the New York Daily News by two months in reporting about Robert Grenier's connection to the Scooter Libby case. Jason's article was written March 18, the day after Libby's lawyers revealed it in a pleading.

Keith said:

MORE...

LINK

Evening.President Beavis is on the warpath!President Beavis is on the warpath!

They want to outlaw they gay marraige so when they get caught in gay bars after protesting homosexuality so long its dirtier and more deviently psycologically satisfying.Unfortunatly this is also a sign of sexual addiction in homophobic polotitions.That in turn means.....Bush gets up around seven
Gets outta bed around nine
And Bush don't worry about nothin' no
Cause worryin's a waste of Bush's...time

The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine

Chorus:

We been dancin' with
Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone

Bush used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
Bush just keeps tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
Bush used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
Bush just keeps tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before

Chorus

Now Bush gets up around whenever
Bush used ta get up on time
But that Cheney
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick him on down the line

>>Standing in front or behind?

Posted by: Rusty at May 24, 2006 07:29 PM

You honestly have to wonder what Dobson meant.

bascombe! How'd you do the green thing?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:29 PM
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what green thing?

Posted by: bascombe at May 24, 2006 07:29 PM

Gays put a target on themselves. Sometimes it is concentric colors of the rainbow. Other times receeding heart shapes.

Is it so wrong to make it mandatory?

BTW

You know that "silence = death" triangle logo? The queers took that from me.

Shuster: Is It Not If, But When?
By Christy Hardin Smith @ 3:30 pm

David Shuster had a catch-up report on Hardball this evening regarding the Fitzgerald investigation and Karl Rove’s numerous trips to the grand jury. With all the tea leaf reading and big question asking that everyone has been doing surrounding this case, Shuster went to two former US Attorneys for some information and opinion/analysis.

And the word from both former USAttys wasn’t good for Rove. In their opinion, at least, the fact that Rove has not yet been cleared, even after his unusual fifth appearance for testimony before the grand jury, is a sign that Fitzgerald is seriously considering indictment. I have to say, and it’s not just wishful thinking on my part, I agree. Had Fitzgerald been swayed by Karl’s last minute attempt as ass-saving maneuvers, he would have already let him off the hook.

But that hasn’t happened.

According to Shuster, there are serious questions as to whether Fitzgerald believes Rove with regard to his testimony on the conversation with Matt Cooper. This is evidenced by how many times it has come up during questioning before the grand jury — at least via the leaks we’ve had from Gold Bars Luskin and others on Team Karl. And it was something that Rove expressed to friends after his last round of testimony — that the questioning was detailed and very thorough — you don’t bother with sharp questioning if you aren’t very, very interested in the answers that you are given.

A big consideration for any prosecutor is whether a reasonable jury would find in the government’s favor at trial. You don’t bring a case that you know is a loser — at least not if you can help it. You either keep investigating until you nail the SOB, or you don’t bring the case. The public doesn’t need to have its time or its money wasted on a trial that is a loser from the start — sometimes, it is to the state’s advantage to press a difficult case, because the matter is that important or the stakes for the victim require it (it’s true for a lot of child sexual abuse cases, where you have the word of a small child against an adult, and the odds are rarely in your favor in those cases…but you bring

You honestly have to wonder what Dobson meant.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:31 PM

As I recall he had some choice words on corporal punishment as well...yeah, you honestly have to wonder.

Maybe there is something to this gay therapy...at least I know it works the other way around, based upon the number of women I've dated who turned lesbian...

Posted by: Rusty at May 24, 2006 07:25 PM

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A rusty nail: denatured by denurture.

We report, you decide.

Posted by: Think Progress at May 24, 2006 07:27 PM

Good post. But it reminds me of a straight interview colbert gave to 60 Minutes, (I think it was 60 min)
He said he wouldn't let his kids watch his show because on the show he said things he didn't believe. And of course, children don't get irony.

Oh My

We'll miss you Denny:

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, is under investigation by the FBI, which is seeking to determine his role in an ongoing public corruption probe into members of Congress, ABC News has learned from high level official sources.

Federal officials say the information implicating Hastert was developed from convicted lobbyists who are now cooperating with the government.

Part of the investigation involves a letter Hastert wrote three years ago, urging the Secretary of the Interior to block a casino on an Indian reservation that would have competed with other tribes.

The other tribes were represented by convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff who reportedly has provided details of his dealings with Hastert as part of his plea agreement with the government.

The letter was written shortly after a fund-raiser for Hastert at a restaurant owned by Abramoff. Abramoff and his clients contributed more than $26,000 at the time.

And prediction of the day goes to Lord High Everything Else, Mike Tomasky.

LINK

It's time to have a massive march against the media. Treasonous is the only word to describe the American Media.

Posted by: toniD at May 24, 2006 07:32 PM

The way Fitzgerald is dragging this investigation out instead of letting it die quietly, I have to start putting some credence in the rumors that he is facing stiff opposition within the administration to the number of indictments he would actually like to hand down.

You know that "silence = death" triangle logo? The queers took that from me.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2006 07:32 PM

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you're so french!

Didn't Larry Flynt have a series of fake ads, including one called "My First Time", with Jerry Falwell?

Just watched the vid clip.....was waiting to hear "No wire hangers"!!! Eve'n bloggie

My small note to CNN:

I would like to know when you are planning on giving equal time to ACTUAL ACCREDITED LISCENCED psychotherapists that will give the other side of the coin for your debate on homosexuality? With a vote on a Constitutional ammendment to ban gay marriage set for sometime next week isn't it responsible journalism to report on BOTH sides of an issue? Sometime before the vote right?

Alright,your mom use to pour boiling water on your crotch and make you make with farm animals while her and her drunk loony friends through little pickles at you and laughed,take this teddy bear,pretend its your mom,and beat it against the wall and say whyd you burn me and laugh and the farm animals and what the was with the little pickles momma? and you will be cured.That'll 19.95.Can you pay me in cash?....

Seder is hawking his book and not really dealing with the confiscation of congressional records by the executive.

Hmmm

Keep your filthy hands off SPONGE BOB, SAM!

I hate you Sponge Bob!
I hate you Sponge Bob!
I hate you Sponge Bob!
I hate you Sponge Bob!
I hate you Sponge Bob!

Posted by: maumau at May 24, 2006 07:37 PM

So you're saying that homosexuality can be cured in at least some cases?

Sam Americans can't put food on the table. The food pantrys in America are overburden.

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you, caller.

You know how you get even with Spongebob,or get information out of him Abu Grahib style dont ya?You uh,put Spongebob in Bill Orielly's lufa's place.

You know, all these illegals hasn't really helped the price of tomatoes. They are two dollars a pound where I live. You'd think they would be 25 cents a pound if the logic that illegals do the job Americans won't do for less money...

Lou Dobbs latest...

Illegal aliens are more important to this Congress than securing our borders and our ports, more important than those legal immigrants who have waited in line and who follow the law. The Senate has added to the litany of lunacy that makes up what it calls reform: Illegal aliens would only have to pay back taxes on three of the past five years, they will not be prosecuted for felonies such as identity theft or purchasing or using fraudulent Social Security cards, and unlike millions of visa holders who have to leave the country to have them renewed, they may simply remain in the United States while this Congress and this president give away all the benefits and privileges of American citizenship.

This is an outright assault in the elitist war on the middle class. And working men and women who've already borne the pain of losing good-paying manufacturing jobs and having middle-class jobs outsourced to cheap foreign labor markets are faced with the onslaught of more illegal immigration and cheap labor into the American economy. This president and Congress talk about bringing illegal aliens out of the shadows while they turn out the lights on our middle class.

Posted by: Oblio at May 24, 2006 12:10 PM

Oh snap!

I meant pantries.

Coral Reef

Does this surprise anyone?

Bush backs VA chief after data breach By HOPE YEN, Associated Press Writer
47 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - VA Secretary Jim Nicholson got an endorsement Wednesday from President Bush — and a summons to Capitol Hill — after the theft of veterans' personal information that has become one of the nation's largest security breaches

Republicans and Democrats on Capitol Hill are asking that Nicholson explain how his department handled the theft of sensitive personal data on 26.5 million veterans. They have called the Veterans Affairs secretary to appear in two emergency hearings Thursday in the House and Senate.

White House press secretary Tony Snow said Bush had "full faith and confidence" in Nicholson. Snow originally had declined to issue a statement of support in the president's name but then said he wanted to clarify his remarks.

LINK

"No,dont switch me with Bill Orielly's lufa"-

"Oh you're going fucker,if you dont tell me where Bin Ladden is"-

Oh noooo Mr Spongebob!

"Better decide quick Spongebob,here comes Orielly and hes filthy,he's been to the gym,and he just got done interviewing Ann Coulter,"

"Noooooooooo"

I am not saying homosexality is a disease that can be cured, nor do I believe it is choice that someone makes that can be corrected. Damn....here I thought I was tellin them.....

Hitting a pillow with a tennis raquet is also a technique promoted by abstinence only advocates

Right after the negroponte memo authorizing publicly traded companies to lie to the public and their stockholders, the white house sent out a memo authorizing the president to lie to everybody.

In my town, half the kids in grade school are Hispanic and many don't speak English.

How you deal with that? Why not teach everyone Spanish? Half the people in town speak Spanish.

That would be ok wouldn't it? Teach everyone Spanish so they could talk to each other.

Greetings, conspirorers!!!!!!

Posted by: edna ellen poe at May 24, 2006 07:43 PM

I thought you meant panties.

My edible undies are definitely overburdened.

Does any one have a link to Sam's CNN appearance?

I am not saying homosexality is a disease that can be cured, nor do I believe it is choice that someone makes that can be corrected. Damn....here I thought I was tellin them.....

Posted by: maumau at May 24, 2006 07:47 PM

Okay, sorry. I misinterpreted. I just know from my own extended family that at least some instances of homosexuality are genetic -- no weak father, dominant mother, abused childhood crap. I have seen children who were simply born with gay, cross-gender tenencies.

Actually, they did interview some legitimate therapists in that CNN piece who did discredit these gay-curing therapies.

Dobson says you should shower with your young son if you're concerned he may be gay.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:28 PM

The theory being that the sheer horror of seeing their fathers pimply, fish-white, nekkid ass in the shower will scar them forever, so that not only won't they want to see MEN naked, they won't even be able to undress without turning the lights off?

Manly men beat their pillows with tennis rackets.

now you can cook the books, and when they catch you all you need to do is pay off one of bush's croonies and scream 'national security'... it's fantastic!!

let me in on some of these investment opportunities!!! yup it's just like the nazi's, we all just have to start thinking like em.

yuk

Hitting a pillow with a tennis raquet is also a technique promoted by abstinence only advocates

Posted by: LEWIS_STOOLE at May 24, 2006 07:47 PM

Not furious masturbation?

Hifolks.

FCC says it will not pursue complaints about NSA call program..

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Inside Donnie Rumsfeld's Orwellian Pentagon
By Jim Hightower
Hightower Lowdown

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT OUR MILITARY IS GONNA LOOK LIKE AFTER 8 YEARS OF RUMSFELD ?

And the same with every aspect of our government after 8 years of Bush and the Bush Crime Family.

ONE HELL OF A MESS !!

Just Google ">"republican corruption". Better yet, just click on it!

cool hmm "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street"
cool hmm 2006: Incumbents should be filling their trousers with butt biscuits!

Teach everyone Spanish so they could talk to each other.

Posted by: Oblio at May 24, 2006 07:48 PM

Of course it would be okay to teach everyone Spanish. The problems with unregullated inmigration, however, are legion. Amoung them are rapidly increasing inequality, environmental devastation following unending development and bear and cougar attacks as we take away all their habitat.

You know, hitting the pillow is what made me gay in the first place.

Mom,mom,mom whyd,you do that to me.

-SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!! -Or maybe she was and that was her problem,the world may never know.But hes going to practice loosing his temper and violent response to stress all the same.By the way,you arent supposed to do that.Conect violent outburst with stress because in a criticle situation you may go berserk in an area where your prescious pillow and racket arent around.---At a wedding:Someone drops the cake of the daughter of this person-Them,"Motherfucker" and ensues a series of stabbings with candlesticks and butterknives and forks.They cart her or him away in a straight jacket...etc...etc.

That reminds me of that Oion headline: something like "Gay Christian back in closet; grateful for straitjacketed life."

Hello trubble!

Should I tell a gay Mary Cheney joke, or would that be too obviously gay bashing. (I actually don't care what you are, as long as you love)

The bullshit runs deep in the Cheney family.

You know, hitting the pillow is what made me gay in the first place.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2006 07:55 PM

I don't like you,...but I got to say it, that's funny.

You know, hitting the pillow is what made me gay in the first place.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2006 07:55 PM

BWAHAHAHA...I always heard those rumors about you SS guys.

Mary Cheney was on Letterman last Friday night.
He was RELENTLESS with her (making the point that she is profitting from this book when she could've pointed this stuff out to POTUS

Mary Cheney defines FemiNazi...

Is anyone else having trouble getting the online broadcast?

It is my personal belief that you can't genetically trace love.

Next time I will be sure to watch a piece in it's entirety before commenting on it. my bad

Isn't tennis kind of a gay sport anyway? Sweating, grunting men in summer heat jumping around in tighty whities? I think the pattern her is; if you own a tennis racket in the first place, you're gay.

Mary Cheney was on Letterman last Friday night. He was RELENTLESS with her (making the point that she is profitting from this book when she could've pointed this stuff out to POTUS

Posted by: Anonymous at May 24, 2006 07:57 PM

Some of the best interviewing I ever saw Letterman do.

You know, hitting the pillow is what made me gay in the first place.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2006 07:55 PM

I thought biting the pillow made you gay.

Rusty, is there a clip of this somewhere?

>> FCC says it will not pursue complaints about NSA call program..

>> WHY THE FUCK NOT?

that's a matter of national security, by the way, why are you asking? papers please!

Ahhh Fritz!

You cam find more panties than pantries any day.

Mary Cheney on Letterman

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/20.html

Dobson says you should shower with your young son if you're concerned he may be gay.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at May 24, 2006 07:28 PM

_________________

[James Dobson and his 8-year-old boy disrobe and enter the steaming shower]

Dobson's boy [noticing]: "Gosh dad, why is your thingie standing up?"

Dobson: "It's, uh, standing guard, son."

Dobson's boy: "Standing guard? Against what?"

Dobson: "A secret Satanic force, one we can't ever talk about but must guard against. Now, not a word of this to your mother, OK?"

Dobson's boy: "OK, dad. Um, dad?"

Dobson: "Yes, son."

Dobson's boy: "Why are you touching yourself like that?"

Dobson: "I'm, uh, beating back the devil, son."

Dobson's boy: "Man alive! Are you ever! Can I help?"

Dobson [panicking, thunderously]: "NO!"

[heard offstage, a woman's voice]

Mrs. Dobson: "Jaaaaames? Everything all right in there?"

Dobson [a quaky little quiver trilling in the back of his raised overly-reassuring voice]: "Yeeees, yes, mother. Everything's fiiiine!"

Dobson's boy: "Dad? How will we know it when we see it, dad, the Satanic forces, I mean?"

Dobson [resuming his labors]: "You'll just have to trust me, son. I'll know."

Dobson's boy: "Oh. OK. Um, dad?"

Dobson: "Yes, son."

Dobson's boy: "Why is mine so much bigger'n yours?"

Dobson [a pause, thinking, then]: "Your thingie, uh, shrinks as you grow older, son."

Dobson's boy: "Man, I can't wait to tell mom how I watched dad beat back the devil!"

Dobson: "This is our little secret, son. OK?"

Dobson's boy: "Uh, OK."

Dobson: "Remember how I let you discipline the dachsund that one time?"

Dobson's boy: "Boy howdy, do I? Beat the tar out of it."

Dobson: "It's like that. It is a covenant in discipline between you and me."

Dobson's boy: "OK, dad. Whatever you say."

that's a matter of national security, by the way, why are you asking? papers please!

Posted by: asperger at May 24, 2006 07:59 PM

I'm sorry, I can't tell you because that's classified.

I think the pattern her is; if you own a tennis racket in the first place, you're gay.

Posted by: trubblemaker at May 24, 2006 07:58 PM

I had the same thought, but I stifled it...becasuse after all, that Martina Navratilova is one helluva stud.

that's a matter of national security, by the way, why are you asking? papers please!

Posted by: asperger at May 24, 2006 07:59 PM

You laugh now, but that's how it's going to be when the federal curfew is implemented.

Rusty, is there a clip of this somewhere?

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at May 24, 2006 07:59 PM

Of what?

Not that I give a shit..

What the fuck is it with the NFL and these assholes anyway?

Rusty, is there a clip of this somewhere?

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at May 24, 2006 07:59 PM

Of what?

Posted by: Rusty at May 24, 2006 08:03 PM

I think she means the Cheney-Letterman interview.

Posted by: trubblemaker at May 24, 2006 08:02 PM

No laughing here, bubba trubble... Mr. Mickey's father has been telling me this for YEARS. Every Godamn thing he's said is unfolding.

He's not psychic. He just has less congnitive dissidence that MMM...