April Fools, almost.

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hello, everyone. listening live for the first time in forever.

happy anniversary. and thank you all. i've learned more here than i ever imagined i would.

:)

just waiting for the moment we can let loose with the peaches thing...

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:06 PM

Sorry, I was under the impression you are from W PA

Manimal:
Plot Outline: A man who can change himself into any animal fights crime

How ever could this show have been cancelled?

let's hear it for Crank Bait, our blog's #1 funnyman!

Posted by: ۞�ħűБъ���űБъ�۞ at March 31, 2006 09:05 PM

You've got to give the Karmann Ghia an honorable mention...behind every great funny man is an even funnier automobile.

I think Janeanes "manimal" reference is to ISLAND OF DR MAREAU. Not the short lived TV series.

eya Lil j!

Anniversary corsages for you?

http://www.withouraloha.com/hawaiian_images/corsages/corsage.jpg

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How'd you do that?

Happy Anniversary Janeane and Sam and everybody!

Animated Flash Map of Iraq War Casualties

If you are not absolutely angry after watching this then I suggest you watch it again but this time click off the United States casualties and then ask yourself, “what coalition?”

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Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:05 PM

You will bring Han Solo and the Wookiee to me.

Posted by: ?Ç????ÿ¤ß???å? at March 31, 2006 09:08 PM

Oh, sure... I do LIVE here. I get Squirrel Hill, and I don't get Pixburgeeze (needs fixed, etc.) and I love it here...

I'm just not from here, or Moon, or Beaver (and I still don't want to see Uranus!)

:-o

Happy anniversary guys... wish npr had the nerve to give you a show.. they did it for the car guys...

Trey Stone and Matt Parker are dicks.

Thanks Crank for your years of service to the blog.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at March 31, 2006 09:07 PM

*Tips her champagne glass* to Cat, Crank and Chubby for endless smiles..:) may there be many more...

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You've got to give the Karmann Ghia an honorable mention...behind every great funny man is an even funnier automobile.

Posted by: Rusty at March 31, 2006 09:09 PM

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I regret not buying the Nash Metropolitan in 1978. It came equipped with a tree.

Manimal: Plot Outline: A man who can change himself into any animal fights crime

How ever could this show have been cancelled?

Posted by: mno at March 31, 2006 09:09 PM

Is the world finally ready for Law and Order: Manimal

How is making fun of everybody laudable? It's called being a centrist, like Lieberman, Janeane hates Lieberman, why is she afraid to say she hates the South Park boys? (who are in fact Republicans and have admitted it).

Celebrities are told to shut up ONLY because the right wants them to shut up.

How many people would show up for a political fudraiser if George Clooney was hosting it? Or Jon Stewart? Or Janeane Garafolo? Or Sean Penn? Or Susan Surandon? Or Suzanne Somers for that matter! People love celebrities, and whether you feel that is a useful love or not, it is a reality, and it could open the doors for the left to be heard.

So whatever happened to Colin, cate scooter, ilo, celtic man, and rustle?

You've got to give the Karmann Ghia an honorable mention...behind every great funny man is an even funnier automobile.

Posted by: Rusty at March 31, 2006 09:09 PM

the Ghia is REAL?

I thought it was just part of his schtick!

like the way Phyllis Diller was `married' to `Fang'...

thank you very much, sunshine. and just my colors, too!

That no no mouse post is really slowing down the blog...why does it do that?

*Tips her champagne glass* to Cat, Crank and Chubby for endless smiles..:) may there be many more...

Posted by: Darlene at March 31, 2006 09:11 PM

Cheers!!

To old friends and new allies....

And many more blog food-fights!

the Ghia is REAL?

I thought it was just part of his schtick!

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:12 PM

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The Ghia is real. The Pacer is a joke.

It is how the Governator got his start in politics. Being a poster boy for the Republicans promoting fitness programs in schools. Not that they cared about fitness. They just liked the idea of being associated with a wildly popular action star.

YEAH!! Jenise made it to the anniversary party!! Hi Jenise *waves madly*

The Right attacks celebrities who stand up for what's right because the right wingers' twisted minds haven't matured from their high school experience.

They're still emotionally disturbed losers with lingering self-esteem traumas, and they still want to tear down the "popular kid" celebrities.

you said "wildly popular"....BUHAHAHAHAHA...not.

I regret not buying the Nash Metropolitan in 1978. It came equipped with a tree.

Posted by: Crank Bait at March 31, 2006 09:12 PM

my brother `retrofitted' a '66 corvair with an oak tree.

Cheers!!

Right-oh, Crank. Mr. Mickey's Dad has a 73 Ghia. He makes me give up the single car garage for it.

When I take it for a ride, the boys look over and say.... "nice Ghia!"

>>Celebrities are told to shut up ONLY because the right wants them to shut up.

no kidding. One of my teachers said she didn't think celebrities should express their opinions. I said celebrities are tax-payers too, and anyway, why should we leave anything as important as politics to politicians?

my brother `retrofitted' a '66 corvair with an oak tree.

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

Do you mean he crashed it into a tree?

When I first came on here I would change my name every post for a joke. Tim the "so and so" ala Monty python's Tim the Enchanter. I think I was here the very first day.

This is my favorite blog hands down. No rules is fun.

Rudolf Vrba (11 September 1924—March 27, 2006)

I used to like Arny. That stinks..................

I've got serious hic-ups...

My head is loose/swimming...

And my nose feels [really bloated], and what I imagine, not that dissimiler from Teddy's...

I should prolly just suspend the balance of "drinkin'" for the evening and sleep it off...

Or....

Plenty of smokin', drinkin, and computer stuff left too do...

Yeah - I think I'll prolly go to bed

my brother `retrofitted' a '66 corvair with an oak tree.

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

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Its bark was bigger th--

No. I can't do it.

Oh dear, the "Unsafe at any speed "Corvair"?

Imagine this:

This week on CBS, the Democratic National Convention, featuring music by Greenday, Conye West (sp?), the Dixie Chicks, Eminem, and Sarah MsLaughlin.
Special appearances by George Clooney, Janeane Garafolo, Alec Baldwin, Tim Robbins, Viggo Mortenson, Jon Stewart, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt.
Plus, the Democrats roll out their choice for President 2008! Tune in ar 8PM/7PM central Saturday night, only on CBS!

Cheers Sunny *clink* :)

You doggers stay out of the Champagne!!

Its bark was bigger th--

No. I can't do it.

Posted by: Crank "I Got Standards, You Know!" Bait at March 31, 2006 09:17 PM

Pussy. 8)

I'm amazed more people weren't offended by those South Park brats making a comedy about the Iraq war. Oh yes hundreds of thousands of deaths and maimings is so hilarious. If you're filthy rich and having the maturity of the a 10 yr old perhaps, which describes Matt and Trey.

hello, darlene!!! partying this early in the morning (for me) brings back memories of college. at this point, though, i'll be the sleepy one in the corner. ; )

I used to admire the army too..

Now I just want to keep the kids out of it.

you said "wildly popular"....BUHAHAHAHAHA...not.

Posted by: Nobody at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

Yes, I did. He began his association with the repugs at the pinnacle of his popularity. He has been promoting "Presidential Fitness Challenge" since Reagan. CONAN, TERMINATOR, PREDITOR, were HUGELY POPULAR. They were kind of like NASCAR or WWE wrestling are now.

Organizing Democrats and herding cats.

It is how the Governator got his start in politics. Being a poster boy for the Republicans promoting fitness programs in schools. Not that they cared about fitness. They just liked the idea of being associated with a wildly popular action star.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:14 PM

Anyone remember these?

Posted by: Prof. Jonathan Chase at March 31, 2006 09:17 PM

Yeah, so who's the Democrat to be rolled out, I imagine?

We will Terminate Terrorism!!!!!!!!

Me gusto mucho Karmann Ghia... noisy go cart like engine, but oh so styling.

That no no mouse post is really slowing down the blog...why does it do that?

Posted by: Darlene at March 31, 2006 09:13 PM

because it is text mapped. in order to make a single character, like any of the letters in my nic, 4 keystokes are used. (you hold down the alt key and hit 4 number)

so each line of characture blocks is 4 lines worth of work for the browser.

They were kind of like NASCAR or WWE wrestling are now.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:19 PM

HAHAHAHA

You don't know how funny that is...sorry.

I'm amazed more people weren't offended by those South Park brats...

I don't watch therefore I am not offended...

no kidding. One of my teachers said she didn't think celebrities should express their opinions. I said celebrities are tax-payers too, and anyway, why should we leave anything as important as politics to politicians?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

In my opinion, people who tell you you shouldn't express your opinion are fascists. Either that, or they want to remain blissfully ignorant with their head in the clouds...which is another name for their own ass.

Don't knock wrastlin Nobs.

Is the world finally ready for Law and Order: Manimal

Posted by: 60th Street at March 31, 2006 09:12 PM

60th Street, you crack me up.

This is just the boost the Law & Order franchise needs.
I vote for Christopher Maloney getting stuck in a radioactive lab during a bad tip on a sex-offender case.

Whoever mentioned Randi on Larry tonight, is it coming up after Bill Clinton? What an opener...

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:11 PM

Parker's a libertarian. Stone is apolitical.

The Corvair's main danger was the lack of a front engine. So if the car hit a tree, for example, head on. The front would crush in and the hood would detach and slide through the windshield and decapitate the front passengers.

Did he far better?

Don't knock wrastlin Nobs.

Posted by: Bob26003 at March 31, 2006 09:22 PM

or what?...I can actually pull off a snap suplex bob...I'll diss wtfever I want bob.

Happy Anniversary Blog. I have been posting off and on since the first month (not day on however) I stopped using my s/n because I was embarassed at how irregular I am here.

Hats off to the truely dedicated that help keep programming like this going.

They were kind of like NASCAR or WWE wrestling are now.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:19 PM

HAHAHAHA

You don't know how funny that is...sorry.

Posted by: Nobody at March 31, 2006 09:21 PM

Don't knock wrastlin Nobs.

Posted by: Bob26003 at March 31, 2006 09:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tears* HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>.which is another name for their own ass.

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:21 PM

I really liked her as a teacher...but all kinds of red flags went up when she said that. I couldn't feel the same way about her afterwards.

Fuck you world. We laugh at your war dead, peasants, we laugh at everything, because we're rich and totally isolated from the real life... hehe. But our money doesn't stop us from being petulant. You'd think it might, I mean we can buy happiness many times over, but we'll still find cultural things to whine about. Like the popularity of two hit gay-themed shows. We're sick of gay because of Will & Grace and Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. There shouldn't be any hit gay shows, let alone two. It makes us whine that's why we included gay-bashing humor in Team America, because we're sick of gay, waaaaaaa.

Don't knock wrastlin Nobs.

Posted by: Bob26003 at March 31, 2006 09:22 PM

Because if you DO, Wrastlin' Nobs is gonna have to take you to SKOO'! This Saturday, sucka, at the EnormoDome, I'm-a make you eat those words and spit 'em out next to your teeth! HOO-ha! Do you smell what the Nobs is burnin'?

If celebrity and or actor are so bad then take Ronald Reagan legacy, back!! How many problem would have been solved with that shit.

Do you mean he crashed it into a tree?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

wrapped it around it is closer to the truth.

it was the classic `unsafe at any speed' accident. we did a sharp corner and the rear end `hopped'. when he compensated, we went out of control...we would have been fine if he hadn't steered to compensate...anyway, the tree ended up shoving the dash board about a half foot!

I was in the passenger seat and woke up in the hospital.

no serious injuries in the accident.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:24 PMI have been posting off and on since the first month (not day on however) I stopped using my s/n because I was embarassed at how irregular I am here.

Why be that way? Everybody has a life. It's just a name, and you have to use a sirname...

Parker's a libertarian. Stone is apolitical.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:24 PM

They're still dicks.

GOP in danger of losing control of Congress, Gingrich says

WASHINGTON - A dozen years after he engineered his party's takeover of Congress, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich warned Friday that his fellow Republicans could be swept out of power themselves.

"They are seen by the country as being in charge of a government that can't function," he told Knight Ridder editors and reporters in a wide-ranging luncheon interview. "We could lose control this fall."

He cited a series of blunders under Republican rule, from failures in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina to mismanagement of the war in Iraq. He said the immigration bill passed by his former colleagues in the House of Representatives is unrealistic and too harsh toward undocumented immigrants, called congressional efforts to regulate lobbying "much too weak" and said the government has squandered billions of dollars in Iraq.

Long known as a provocateur, Gingrich said he was leveling his pointed criticisms to try to shake up his party. "I'm trying to get the government and my party to change this year," he said.

Yeah, so who's the Democrat to be rolled out, I imagine?

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:20 PM

Her name begins with "Hillary."

Because if you DO, Wrastlin' Nobs is gonna have to take you to SKOO'! This Saturday, sucka, at the EnormoDome, I'm-a make you eat those words and spit 'em out next to your teeth! HOO-ha! Do you smell what the Nobs is burnin'?

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I will give you sweet chin music Nobs, then the sharpshooter for like an hour, do the Hogan ear joint to the crowd, then a Macho Man flying elbow, and top it off with a people's elbow.

greenwald should have a show on cnn msnbc or even AAR

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:26 PM

fucking beautiful man...hahahaha

happily i don't get fox news here...but would be nice to see russ feingold on fox.

Just wanted to make sure you knew that Russ will be appearing on "Fox News Sunday" this weekend (please check your local listings for times). Hope you can tune in to see Russ!

Sincerely,

George Aldrich
Progressive Patriots Fund

local airtimes: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,61653,00.html

hello, darlene!!! partying this early in the morning (for me) brings back memories of college. at this point, though, i'll be the sleepy one in the corner. ; )

Posted by: jenise at March 31, 2006 09:18 PM

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(who remembers nothing of the party except "Next!")

Randi is on Larry with 2 right wing freaks and Ed Schultz (Asshole fake liberal, really a freak) so its 3 to 1 ouch.

I think they first and foremost eavesdropped on the entire Senate. Who's going to go up against the White House when the White House knows their secrets? I think it bleeding obvious.

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:27 PM

Well, yeah. Just thought I'd clear that up.

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WE NEED TO SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH BECAUSE
THERE HAVE BEEN NO ATTACKS SINCE 9/11.

IF THERE IS ANOTHER ATTACK, WE NEED TO
UNITE BEHIND AND SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH...

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GO USA !

Happy anniversary, Sam and Janeane! Sam, you have a bright future ahead. You are the star of AAR! Thanks for all you do. I really enjoy hearing your opinions! Janeane, I miss you when you're away. You also have a bright future ahead!

Her name begins with "Hillary."...

Oh, she was good in that movie where she fakes being a boy and would'nt let em see her cry...

I will give you sweet chin music Nobs, then the sharpshooter for like an hour, do the Hogan ear joint to the crowd, then a Macho Man flying elbow, and top it off with a people's elbow.

Posted by: Bob26003 at March 31, 2006 09:27 PM

Bob...if you only knew...I'm tired and a bit punchy right now but damn you're a silly shit tonight...

You know that journalist who was kidnapped in Iraq and just released? What a coward.

Yes, Jill Carroll was a coward. Any real journalist would have secretly made knives and ninja throwing stars out of nightly scrapings off the bed, and then they would perch suspended from the ceiling over their door when their guard would come in, and after dropping down and twisting the neck of her guard, she would obviously then bend backward around the corner and fling a bed-scrapings knife into the forehead of the 2nd guard. Then, grabbing two cans of cleaning chemicals she makes a simple explosive, which when placed on the floor over the garage, blows a hole just wide enough for Jill Carroll to dive between a guard's legs and fall through head-first, flipping into the open window of the waiting armoured SUV. Hotwiring the SUV, she ducks below bullets fired in the windshield, and slams it into reverse with her head beneath the steering wheel. The SUV slams through the garage and surprises two guards, both knocked into the ditch by the collision. A high-speed chase through the streets with Arabs in pickups firing after her leads to a narrow alley. Gunning for the alley, the alley narrows to a hole just too narrow for the SUV fenders. At top speed she rams through the narrow opening, which tears off her fenders and bursts stones into a market. Jumping over a small intersection, she slams on the brakes just as two motorcycles round the corner firing at her. They stop and look at her. She looks back at then. They raise their weapons. She glances to the side, and then takes off flooring it toward the river. They gun it and in a cloud of dust spin to follow her. Dodging an old man leading a camel, and then two young children holding a tire, she plunges over the canal's edge. As the SUV flies in the air, it rotates sideways as Jill Carroll backs out the window and jumps into the air off the falling vehicle. She flips backwards and away from the SUV and it smashes into the water just few feet from the stern of a US military small boat, and as the camera pulls away it shows Jill Carroll hanging off the rails just above the water. The American coxsun sees the motoryclists (but not Jill Carroll) and spins arou

Right-oh, Crank. Mr. Mickey's Dad has a 73 Ghia. He makes me give up the single car garage for it.

When I take it for a ride, the boys look over and say.... "nice Ghia!"

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:16 PM

Tsk, tsk...and how many times has Mr. Mickey's Dad warned you about driving past the special education school?

Posted by: Darlene at March 31, 2006 09:27 PM

Posted by: Nobody at March 31, 2006 09:27 PM

Thank you. We does our best.

Parker's a libertarian. Stone is apolitical.
Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:24 PM

for the 5 minutes i could stand to look at south park they also appeared to be big body function humor fans- like my nephews when they were 3 yrs old

I admit that sometimes I find Parker and Stone funny despite myself, but I found the "killing" of the puppet celebrities in "Team Americia" to be mean-spirited and even shocking that puppets of real people were "killed" in effigy (sp?) simply because the juvenile Parker and Stone don't like their politics.

It seemed dishonest also. If you disagree with someone's politics, or even their style, don't hide behind puppets, crude jokes, and public evasions (Parker and Stone never seem to comer clean on their politics when interviewed). Anyhow, that is my take on that matter.

Anyway, I am new to the site. Can someone explain the "peaches" reference to me?

Prof. Jonathan Chase at March 31, 2006 09:23 PM

Lol! so..., Prof, when exactly did Manimal jump the shark?

Larry's got Randi on... God, is Ed Shultz is big fat and ugly

Randi looks great... you go!

The Corvair's main danger was the lack of a front engine. So if the car hit a tree, for example, head on. The front would crush in and the hood would detach and slide through the windshield and decapitate the front passengers.

Did he far better?

Posted by: Tim the Wellstone democrat at March 31, 2006 09:24 PM

I never heard of the decapitation thing before. but the rear suspension issue was what caused the car to be pulled from the market.

Happy Anniversary Majority Reporters!

Kudos to Seder for the blog!

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Well, yeah. Just thought I'd clear that up.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:28 PM

Fair enough. As long as we agree on their dickishness.

hello, darlene!!! partying this early in the morning (for me) brings back memories of college. at this point, though, i'll be the sleepy one in the corner. ; )

Posted by: jenise at March 31, 2006 09:18 PM

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(who remembers nothing of the party except "Next!")

Posted by: Crank "I "m Ashamed Of Myself" Bait at March 31, 2006 09:27 PM

*sleepily laughing in my corner* Hic..

Jenise....WAKE UP! HAHAHAHA Thanks for the e-mail...Hope you are having a great time. :)

yubb,

they like extortion.

hi jenise

hi darlene

welcome to the Terrible Twos! champagne
all around

Don't knock wrastlin Nobs.

Posted by: Bob26003 at March 31, 2006 09:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tears* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:25 PM

Next you'll be telling me it isn't real...

Parker and Stone will slam all sides and claim impartiality because they know if they begin to advocate anything, their stuff will totally suck.

You'd think, though, after piling up a few hundred million apiece, they might dare to allow any glimmer of altruism, of "caring about something", to show through their punk act.

They'll probably wait a few decades, after the syndication/merchandising bonanza begins to slow down and they're too old to be cool anymore before they find their soul . . .

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:29 PM

Yup. That's the one.

Happy Anniversary Blog. I have been posting off and on since the first month (not day on however) I stopped using my s/n because I was embarassed at how irregular I am here.

Hats off to the truely dedicated that help keep programming like this going.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2006 09:24 PM

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Anonymous, we can stop this scourge of anonymous posting one anonymous blogger at a time...Please, for the sake of the children, give yourself a nik. You'll feel better about yourself, and gain the respect of your fellow bloggers...

Oh, she was good in that movie where she fakes being a boy and would'nt let em see her cry...

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:29 PM

Wait! Which one?

These other talk show hosts are as lost as sports writers on the big topic of illegals. Hugh Hewitt is getting his ass handed to him already by Randi.

Posted by: Star Vox at March 31, 2006 09:31 PM

Thanks for the posts..hi Star Vox!

Lol! so..., Prof, when exactly did Manimal jump the shark?

Posted by: 60th Street at March 31, 2006 09:30 PM

Awwwwwww!

We have a dead in the waterpun. Nurse Crank Bait, Epinephrine and defib paddles, STAT!

Posted by: vox at March 31, 2006 09:30 PM

That pretty well describes their oeuvre.

Parker's a libertarian. Stone is apolitical.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:24 PM

i have friends who say they are apolitical. i just don't get it. it's like saying you're a-gravity.

(crank "yes, you should be ashamed of yourself" bait, i'm sure you could come up with something better here....please)

I never heard of the decapitation thing before. but the rear suspension issue was what caused the car to be pulled from the market.

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:31 PM

Yeah, unpredictable roll oversteer...all it needed was a $20 anti-sway bar, but Nader built a career out of trashing the vehicle.

...at the EnormoDome...

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:26 PM

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I really like "EnormoDome."

It's like a sports arena for hydrocephalic athletes.

I never heard of the decapitation thing before. but the rear suspension issue was what caused the car to be pulled from the market.

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:31 PM

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Engine location had nothing to do with it.

It was the 'cost-cutting' on the suspension.

If built as designed to spec. a fine car.

Greed.

Posted by: 60th Street at March 31, 2006 09:33 PM

Which Hillary, or which movie?

Randi is on Larry with 2 right wing freaks and Ed Schultz (Asshole fake liberal, really a freak) so its 3 to 1 ouch.

Posted by: Tim the Wellstone democrat

ED Schultz is the worse and If any body lives in the DC area email or call Progress Talk 980 Radio to get his show off the air!!! Don't forget we did it with IMUS and we need to do it with him!!

We have a dead in the waterpun. Nurse Crank Bait, Epinephrine and defib paddles, STAT!

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:34 PM

Call it! 9:30PM

Buckley Says Bush Will Be Judged on Iraq War, Now a `Failure'

March 31 (Bloomberg) -- William F. Buckley Jr., the longtime conservative writer and leader, said George W. Bush's presidency will be judged entirely by the outcome of a war in Iraq that is now a failure.

``Mr. Bush is in the hands of a fortune that will be unremitting on the point of Iraq,'' Buckley said in an interview that will air on Bloomberg Television this weekend. ``If he'd invented the Bill of Rights it wouldn't get him out of his jam.''

Buckley said he doesn't have a formula for getting out of Iraq, though he said ``it's important that we acknowledge in the inner councils of state that it (the war) has failed, so that we should look for opportunities to cope with that failure.''

The 80-year-old Buckley is among a handful of prominent conservatives who are criticizing the war. Asked who is to blame for what he deems a failure, Buckley said, ``the president,'' adding that ``he doesn't hesitate to accept responsibility.''

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:31 PM

I'd always thought of them as 'cretinous', but 'dickish' is certainly accurate as well.

Bob...if you only knew...I'm tired and a bit punchy right now but damn you're a silly shit tonight...

Posted by: Nobody at March 31, 2006 09:29 PM

hey, you finally found someone on the blog who likes you.

don't blow it! ;)

Happy Anniversary Blog. I have been posting off and on since the first month (not day on however) I stopped using my s/n because I was embarassed at how irregular I am here.

what was the Nic you stopped using I am dying to know....:)

Ed Shultz is actually got some points.

Randi ought to do a Larry King impression at the end.. Fuh thee houwaaaa!

Evening Folks from all over!

Randi Rhodes & Ed Shultz are on the second half of Larry King LIve with a couple of right wing putz's aka Hugh Hewitt & Martha Zoller. "HellWitt" claimed that Mexicans were "Jihadists" and Randi called him on him saying that "I don't think Mexicans are terroists".

Transcript will be up later, Bill Clinton was on the first half of the show:

cnn.com/transcripts -> Larry King 3/31/06

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Call it! 9:30PM

Posted by: 60th Street at March 31, 2006 09:36 PM

Not yet! I can get it back! WHERE'S THAT DAMN CRASH CART?!!

Where there's wraps, there's smooothies...and muffins the size of babies' heads.

Posted by: MrMickey'sMom at March 31, 2006 09:35 PM

movie

hey, you finally found someone on the blog who likes you.

don't blow it! ;)

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:37 PM

Well there goes your pork chop...

Okay, you got me.

Signed
FORMER ANON.

"But he saved the country!" My idiot right wing rush limpball lover keeps yelling at me.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wesh/20060331/lo_wesh/3368196

ewww she said the Coulter word again...thats just disgusting call the FCC I am offended.

I'd always thought of them as 'cretinous', but 'dickish' is certainly accurate as well.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:37 PM

And cowards. Cowardly dicks. Or dickish cowards, whatever works for ya. Although I get the feeling the tall, woolly lookin' guy with the glasses is the straight guy, while the other one is the REAL yellowdick.

And yet another bushy...

Panel Calls for Removing N.Y. Judge

ALBANY, N.Y. Mar 31, 2006 (AP)— A state commission has recommended removing a judge who sought donations to his defense fund from lawyers who were trying cases before him.

In the opinion released Friday, the state Commission on Judicial Conduct also scolded Justice Thomas Spargo for giving out $5 gift coupons for gas and coffee and buying drinks for potential voters in a local campaign in 1999.

Spargo will accept the removal rather than appeal to the state's highest court, said his lawyer, E. Stewart Jones Jr.
(snip)

The commission dismissed a complaint about Spargo's work in Florida for George W. Bush during the 2000 presidential election recount, which included participation in a nationally televised demonstration.

>>Posted by: Dexter2999 at March 31, 2006 09:40 PM

You're back! never leave us and return as anonymous again!

(crank "yes, you should be ashamed of yourself" bait, i'm sure you could come up with something better here....please)

Posted by: jenise at March 31, 2006 09:34 PM

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Sorry. I lacrossed the line.

I'm amazed more people weren't offended by those South Park brats making a comedy about the Iraq war. Oh yes hundreds of thousands of deaths and maimings is so hilarious. If you're filthy rich and having the maturity of the a 10 yr old perhaps, which describes Matt and Trey.

Posted by: Anonymous

They really trashed Michael Moore in Spin magazine too. I can't stand them!

Why didn't many Democrats show for the censure hearing ?

They're cowardly POLL WHORES. They refuse to go against the "irrefutable wisdom" of the almighty poll, to their peril.

The polls are often full of shit . . .

Posted by: jenise at March 31, 2006 09:34 PM

Unlike Australia, we haven't gotten around yet to forcing people to be involved in politics. Parker did help finance the Libertarian side of the Ohio recount in '04, however.

hi jenise

hi darlene

welcome to the Terrible Twos! champagne all around

Posted by: j'neane at March 31, 2006 09:32 PM

hello j'neane...i am ready to be terrible for a year or so! cheers.

this hugh hewitt guy should stop trying to smile. he just looks hollow.

Posted by: 60th Street at March 31, 2006 09:38 PM

Hell, I was making a joke on a movie I never saw (Boys Don't Cry) to point to the parallel of Hillary Clinton trying to be like one of the boys (good ole boys)... and you'll never see her cry.

Too bad she's afraid to be her (if there is a "her")

Parker and Stone will slam all sides (...)

Posted by: Pandemia at March 31, 2006 09:32 PM

I strongly disagree. Can you name a single conservative they blasted like Barbra Streisand or Sally Struthers

Sorry. I lacrossed the line.

Posted by: Crank "See Current News For Clarification" Bait

Master Bait, behave yourself.

im sure janeane wants to drink a casse of soco lyme, with some Fiorinal or oxy or what ever the fuck shes addicted to.

So co and lime and sexy sexy time!

Hrm...Now about the question of whose interests are most served by instigating a civil war in Iraq...

US military deaths in Iraq drop as Iraqis targeted

U.S. military deaths declined in the Iraq war for a fifth straight month in March even as insurgent attacks continue unabated with Iraqis increasingly the targets. U.S. military death toll has steadily dropped since reaching 96 last October, the fourth deadliest month of the war.

There were at least 29 U.S. military deaths in March, according to a count of fatalities announced by the military. That would represent the smallest monthly death toll since 20 in February 2004, the lowest of the three-year war.

U.S. officers in Iraq said several factors have contributed to the decline, including that insurgents are now directing their attacks toward civilians and U.S.-trained Iraqi government security forces who are assuming more security responsibilities previously handled by U.S. and allied forces.

Defense analysts said the recent decline in U.S. deaths is not evidence of an overall improving security environment.

God, Martha Zoller is a stupid cunt.

Posted by: trubblemaker at March 31, 2006 09:40 PM

Stone maybe. Parker stood and fought the '04 election theft when democrats were running away from Ohio with crap in their pants. Dickish? Yes. Cretinous? Yes. Cowardly? No.

Okay, you got me.

Signed FORMER ANON.

Posted by: Dexter2999 at March 31, 2006 09:40 PM

YO, DEX!!

Seder does a lousy southern accent

Posted by: Lot at March 31, 2006 09:36 PM

This Ed Shultz hater and new poster here doesn't realize that even though you may disagree him a couple of things he does have great appeal to a very wide range of democrats, independents and moderate republicans

I notice that this idiot Lot can not cite a single thing that Shultz said(a lot of bush criticism) that he disagrees with. Shultz is not radical left but radical left doesn't win elections.

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Is that Colonel Angus?

I strongly disagree. Can you name a single conservative they blasted like Barbra Streisand or Sally Struthers

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:42 PM

Third opinion: They started out balanced, but definitely shifted to the right after 9/11.

Early Peaches!

And happy anniversary!

BEST...BLOG...EVER!

Posted by: red at March 31, 2006 09:43 PM

Fiorinol is what they gave my sister for morning sickness, all it did was turn her into a bitch. Uh, nevermind.

Remember when Sam did a British accent and he sounded just like Katherine Hepburn?

I notice that this idiot Lot can not cite a single thing that Shultz said(a lot of bush criticism) that he disagrees with. Shultz is not radical left but radical left doesn't win elections.

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Posted by: GreatAmericanPatriot at March 31, 2006 09:46 PM

you have to remember that Al Franken is too far right for some on this blog

I would like to go on record: I promote a grand canyon size burrito! And I look forward to eating a burrito out of mother natures cervase!

Better than a taco!

Stone maybe. Parker stood and fought the '04 election theft when democrats were running away from Ohio with crap in their pants. Dickish? Yes. Cretinous? Yes. Cowardly? No.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:45 PM

Well, if that's true, he's gone up in my estimation, only a few hundred points to go before he gets out of minus figures.

Anyone see Franken this morning on NBC's Today Show? How was he?

From AAR email:

Franken on "The Today Show"

"Air America Radio celebrates its 2nd birthday on Friday. Tune in to "The Today Show", March 31 at 7:11 AM EST, as Al Franken debates conservative talk-radio host Michael Smerconish, Natalie Morales will moderate."

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wheeeee!

I thought Foghorn Leghorn died. but here he is calling the show!

Po Tax!

This Senator is AWESOME!

Who is this!?

thought Foghorn Leghorn died. but here he is calling the show!

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:49 PM

Lissen to me when ah'm tawkin' to ya, boy.

Po Tax!

Posted by: JanetS at March 31, 2006 09:49 PM

Poll tax

omfg but that was awful

[GRIN]

Did anyone else lose the stream temporarily...dump sequence?

Who the hell was that, he was hysterical!!!!!!!!

That mug was fun-nay!

Po Tax!

Posted by: JanetS at March 31, 2006 09:49 PM

Poll tax

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:51 PM

Yeah, but which one's funnier, Chub?

you have to remember that Al Franken is too far right for some on this blog

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:48 PM

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Extremely left out, so to speak.

Ha!

that was brilliant!

Congressman Tanker Belle

No, Po tax!

'if you aint gon't nothin, yo's got's to pay double!"

nope, Rusty.

Posted by: Darlene at March 31, 2006 09:34 PM

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Hi Darlene!

Happy Dance Day!

Unlike Australia, we haven't gotten around yet to forcing people to be involved in politics. Parker did help finance the Libertarian side of the Ohio recount in '04, however.

Posted by: AlanSmithee, Nobel Prize Nominee at March 31, 2006 09:41 PM

i know next to nothing about australia. maybe you're thinking of air-ono? i was trying to say that i don't know how one can be uninterested in politics, something which affect our lives so directly. has nothing to do with forcing anyone to be involved in anything.

It is 1260 progressive talk Radio. (980) is the sister station.

marklapidus@clearchannel.com
Email this address to get Randi on at 3-7 PM and if you have time call this number(301) 231-7798 to get Randi on!! Call dammit

speaking of new Law and Order franchizes...

how about Law and Ordre:Majority Report.

I came up with the title you guys can iron out the details?

Impeach the Warrantless Little Bugger!

Posted by: GreatAmericanPatriot F off

Well, peaches time/

Youse guys are the best bunch of leftwing progressive bloggers in da world...Happy Second Anniversary.

I DON'T WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!!!

Let's have a great big round of

IMPEACHES!

No, Po tax!

'if you aint gon't nothin, yo's got's to pay double!"

Posted by: Tim the Wellstone democrat
LOL! and if you live at either end it's POLE tax!

I think that is what's-his-name (sorry), the guy from "Mister Show", not Seder. Sen. Tankerbell was a running character on the surreal sketch comedy show from the 90s, Mr. Show.

Again, I am new...what is the "peaches" reference? Thanks..

how about Law and Ordre:Majority Report.

I came up with the title you guys can iron out the details?

Posted by: ۞ÇħűБъÿ¤ßűБъå۞ at March 31, 2006 09:53 PM

I like it. Law and Order: Corporate Crimes.

A round of SoCo and Ovaltines for my blog friends !

Peaches . . .

I can't get this picture of a Big Ass Burrito

Out of my Head, Thanks Senator

Takes the place of a shit sandwich...