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October 14, 2005
hour one - Friday

Did you file today?
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What Sam has been talking about this hour:
Americans race to file bankruptcy petitions.
From Molly Ivins: Leaving Workers Naked and Helpless
Rove testifies for the fourth time.
Conservatives launch TV assault on Earle.
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☼☼ friday ~ yellow lunar seed ☼☼
~ Nine in the fourth place means: ~
He who can be persevering
Remains without blame.
Posted by: ¹³Ъзй at October 14, 2005 7:01 PM
Oh holy Christ, I am so totally fucked!
Posted by: George W. Bush at October 14, 2005 7:04 PM
..
Time to kick ass people... !
...
Posted by: wanda at October 14, 2005 7:05 PM
The pendulum is swinging the other way and the right is falling like a house of cards. Sorry for the mixed metaphor - it's FRIDAY!!!!
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:06 PM
*here*
G'evenin', gang!
*
I'll kill him for ya Miss Anne .. it'll be my pleasure! GGGrrrrr!!!!
Posted by: Too Depressed to be Named at October 14, 2005 06:58 PM
If I wasn't explicit before:
You can share my foxhole anytime! : )
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 7:06 PM
..
Time to kick ass people... !
...
Posted by: wanda at October 14, 2005 07:05 PM
Yeah, I guess we gotta lace up the leather...
Posted by: kernal jessup at October 14, 2005 7:06 PM
Sound the shofar for us, Sammer...
WE NEED IT!
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 7:07 PM
YES! The fog is lifting!!!! There is surely revolution in the air!
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:08 PM
>^..^
meow!
Posted by: Kitty burrito at October 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Bush Videoconference With Troops Staged
It has emerged that President Bush's nationally televised videoconference with US troops in Tikrit, Iraq on Thursday was scripted beforehand.
The White House had painted the event as an impromptu conversation with the troops, but video from the satellite feed before the event gave lie to those claims.
The ten US soldiers and one Iraqi were coached in their answers before the event by Deputy Assistant Defense Secretary Allison Barber. She stood at the White House podium where Bush would later stand, she read part of his opening remarks and then proceeded to outline the questions Bush would ask.
At times, she suggested phrasing for the soldiers' responses. With the referendum on Iraq's constitution just days away and President Bush's popularity plummeting, the White House clearly wanted this event to give the impression that the US plan in Iraq was moving forward.
Posted by: CMinCA at October 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Armstrong william is a criminal now. bahahhaa....
Posted by: wanda at October 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Free Krugman!
Posted by: Cat Chew (if you remember the 60's, you might find that mildly amusing) at October 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Bush's so-called "cocaine twitch"
Watch the video. Watch his jaw. this is the "twitch" Randi has been talking about.
Do cokeheads really do this?
Posted by: Meg
at October 14, 2005 7:09 PM
Check out the following story in the Nation:
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20051031/protest_and_pushback_on_campus
I tracked down the e-mail address of the scumbag ("Buz" Grover) mentioned in the article. Feel free to share your feelings with him. I did.
hgroveri@gmu.edu
Posted by: shifty
at October 14, 2005 7:10 PM
George W. Bush, this court finds you guilty of the crimes of treason and mass murder and sentences you to death by hanging.
Posted by: Here Come Da Judge at October 14, 2005 7:10 PM
So I did the only thing guys seem to HATE.
I called him a PUSSY! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
BROKE MY OWN FUCKING RULE! : [
Posted by: Miss Anne Thropic at October 14, 2005 07:03 PM
Sometimes .. you just have to shame the Devil and speak the truth Miss Anne ... obviously he is a pussy if he gets off on treating women like shit.
Last time someone did that to me, I was thrown in the back of a police car for a few minutes while the cops decided what to do with me ... eventually they let me go and the asshole went to Hennepin County Hospital. (Did I mention I used to have anger issues??)
Luckily alot has changed in the last 16 years!! Luckily for everyone!!
Posted by: Too Depressed to be Named at October 14, 2005 7:10 PM
During the brief videoconference, the handpicked soldiers appeared to fawn over the president. At one point, one told him,"We began our fight against terrorism in the wake of 9/11, and we're proud to continue it here." But a telling moment came when Bush asked the soldiers to comment about their interactions with Iraqi civilians and Captain David Williams could only cite a second hand account:
Capt. David Williams, "Sir, I was with my Iraqi counterpart in the city of Tikrit last week, and he was going around talking to the locals. And from what he told me that the locals told him, the Iraqi people are ready and eager to vote in this referendum."
The videoconference was set in Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit, which Bush lightly acknowledged he could not safely visit. Interestingly, Tikrit was the backdrop for many of Saddam Hussein's propaganda videos. There was one Iraqi present for the videoconference, Sergeant major Akeel, whose only role was to tell President Bush "I like you."
Posted by: CMinCA at October 14, 2005 7:11 PM
Randi was great today - anybody hear the Iraqi soldier that said to Bush, "I like you!" at the end of the staged videoconf. I hope he gets his goat or his family back after that effusive statement.
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:11 PM
Not fer nuthin...
And the blog has mentioned it before...
RAYpublicans? Sam? Raypublicans?
Is this like, a Massachussettes thing?
Is that like, even REMOTELY how you spell Massachussettes?
Could I be more full of stupid questions?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Wonder Boy
at October 14, 2005 7:11 PM
Antiwar Playwright Wins Nobel Prize for Literature
An Antiwar British playwright has won the 2005 Nobel Prize for literature. Harold Pinter is known for his activism and writing against the US invasion and occupation of Iraq. He has called British Prime Minister Tony Blair a "deluded idiot" and President Bush a "mass murderer."
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 7:12 PM
No one does Sweet Jane better than Mott the Hoople, Sammer...not even Bowie.
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 7:12 PM
Do cokeheads really do this?
Posted by: Meg at October 14, 2005 07:09 PM
Yes, but his coketwitch was much more pronounced during one of the debates. His jaw was grinding like crazy.
Posted by: CMinCA at October 14, 2005 7:13 PM
Free Angela Davis!
Posted by: Da 60's at October 14, 2005 7:13 PM
If I wasn't explicit before:
You can share my foxhole anytime! : )
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 07:06 PM
Ya .. I still get pissed off .. I just try to keep the charge well below Felony now!! Damn adulthood to Hell!! ; )
Now .. before I go .. alittle *SNARK* from Jib Jab .. Lou mentioned this at the end of his broadcast tonight ... Play 'Big Box Mart'
Posted by: Too Depressed to be Named at October 14, 2005 7:14 PM
yeah sam why did they have to GENERALIZE THE ENTIRE AMERICAN PUBLIC? That is just criminal.
Posted by: kernal jessup at October 14, 2005 7:14 PM
It's Friday night...
I have a bag of dynamite weed...
I'm good lookin'...
AND...
I'm getting GOOD WOOD!
Posted by: Ron Rhubarb at October 14, 2005 7:14 PM
Are you a mod, or a rocker?
Posted by: Reporter at October 14, 2005 06:05 PM
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A 'mocker' sweetie!
love, Ringo
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:15 PM
That's my cabana shirt, you stole my shirt you son of a bitch!
Posted by: Frank C. at October 14, 2005 7:15 PM
>>No one does Sweet Jane better than Mott the Hoople, Sammer...not even Bowie.
Better than Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground? NOT!
Posted by: shifty
at October 14, 2005 7:15 PM
Jeez- they noticed my jaw thing!!! Laura!! What should I do now??? Where's my turdblossom!?!?!?
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2005 7:16 PM
hey can we get DC MEDIA GIRL on tonite ????
pleeeaase?.... she was smart with a great sense of humor.
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 7:16 PM
Randi Rhodes sucks!!!!!
Posted by: NotARandiFan at October 14, 2005 7:16 PM
Randi Rhodes sucks!!!!!
Posted by: NotARandiFan at October 14, 2005 7:16 PM
No one does Sweet Jane better than Mott the Hoople, Sammer...not even Bowie.
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 07:12 PM
Okay .. last post til later .. I swear .. but .. LEAVE YOUR WIFE!!! : )
All The Young Dudes!! MOTT ROCKS!!!!!
: D - Giggle!!
OUT!
Posted by: Too Depressed to be Named at October 14, 2005 7:16 PM
A 'mocker' sweetie!
love, Ringo
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 07:15 PM
You're kinda a dumb fuck, aren't you?
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at October 14, 2005 7:17 PM
I have a bag of dynamite weed...
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Don't Bogart my friend!
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:17 PM
Sam - That is NOT what a Defined Benefits Plan is. Jesaus Fucking Christ. Get it right man. You lose credibility when you sound like a dumbass.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:18 PM
some guy was a total jack ass to me today so I have spent most of the day crying.
Posted by: Miss Anne Thropic at October 14, 2005 06:45 PM
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I have an ironclad alibi.
Posted by: Crank "If The Squirrel Will Testify" Bait at October 14, 2005 7:18 PM
Groups Threaten to Boycott American Girl
American Girl, manufacturer of a highly popular line of dolls and children's books, has become the target of conservative activists threatening a boycott unless the toy maker cuts off contributions to a youth organization that supports abortion rights and acceptance of lesbians.
Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Alot Can Be Solved with You Buying a Little Doll!!! : ) at October 14, 2005 7:19 PM
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 07:15 PM
You're kinda a dumb fuck, aren't you?
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at October 14, 2005 07:17 PM
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no.
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:19 PM
If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming.
Posted by: Marvin at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
"Is that like, even REMOTELY how you spell Massachussettes?"
If it's any consolation, I sometimes forget when to stop spelling "Mississippi."
Posted by: Cat Chew at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
Don't Bogart my friend!
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 07:17 PM
no shit!
Just leave behind the sticks and wood! : \
Posted by: akaMAT at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
why does an american citizen need money. we are a consumer service economy now. let them work for haggis. They don't care resources are in short supply anyway. "Cull the herd" is what I decipher from Bushco economic, international and domestic policies.
Posted by: kernal jessup at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
Sam was incorrect about chapter 7 and chapter 13. Chapter 7 (which I just went through) allows you to get rid of ALL debt. Chapter 13 allows you to reduce your debt significantly. He said tha chapter 7 allows you to reduce your debt and chapter 13 does not allow you to reduce it at all. THis is just plain wrong.
Posted by: Jerry D at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
Better than Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground? NOT!
Posted by: shifty at October 14, 2005 07:15 PM
Not even close!
Posted by: Liberal-at-large at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
Sam Sam Sam
Delphi, who has a department filled with professional investors, is 30 billion dollars in the hole on the retirement fund for their employees. United airlines already demonstrated that they couldnt do it either. If Delphi and United cant make invested retirement work, why should ANYONE believe the Bush argument regarding private retirement accounts.
Nothing personal, but is your Mom better at investments than either Delphi or United airlines.?
This point should end Bush's attempt to even discuss privatizing social security. It was the same administration that forgave United and is trying to push private investments. Hypocrisy.
Posted by: HypocrisyOnItsFace at October 14, 2005 7:20 PM
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:18 PM
explain pls
Posted by: SEDER at October 14, 2005 7:21 PM
Jeez- they noticed my jaw thing!!! Laura!! What should I do now??? Where's my turdblossom!?!?!?
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2005 07:16 PM
Do what you always do, have Karl and Daddy bail you out of trouble.
Posted by: CMinCA at October 14, 2005 7:21 PM
why does everybody start off so nasty..
were on the same team, huh?
TEAM TRUTH.
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 7:21 PM
Posted by: Jerry D at October 14, 2005 07:20 PM
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You're right
I just filed Wednesday
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:22 PM
You can buy a doll online .. or if you are so blessed You can buy one in NYC or Chicago at American Girl Place
Send these ass-backward freaks a message!! AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!!!
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 7:22 PM
Sam was incorrect about chapter 7 and chapter 13. Chapter 7 (which I just went through) allows you to get rid of ALL debt. Chapter 13 allows you to reduce your debt significantly. He said tha chapter 7 allows you to reduce your debt and chapter 13 does not allow you to reduce it at all. THis is just plain wrong.
Posted by: Jerry D at October 14, 2005 07:20 PM
He needs to stop discussing financial issues. He has it all worng most of the time. It makes me wonder what else he has wrong. For God's sake, he could get some intelligent liberal financial expert on to interview instead of talking out of his ass.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:23 PM
If you think your mom or dad can invest in the stock market to save their social security - just take a look at the new medicare prescription plan. My mom just called me today and said it's not the easiest thing to understand. Another Bush&Co fiasco.
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:24 PM
For God's sake, he could get some intelligent liberal financial expert on to interview instead of talking out of his ass.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:23 PM
Wanda, talking out your ass is all you do around here! Fuck off!
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:24 PM
I was reading Fark today and they had a thread about Bankruptcy. It was very sad. Sad how many people bought into the 'They are living too high on the hog' argument. They don't want to think that it would happen to them. There is a clear, "I'm prepared why aren't they?" attitude.
If ever there was a case of people 1) being brainwashed by the corporations vs. looking at the over all facts and 2) the lack of empathy of the Republican's this is it.
They don't care and won't care until it happens to them. And then they will cry. "But, but, but it's not my fault!" And their cruel brethren will turn a deaf ear to them, not being clear that with policies they enacted they are responsible and it could be them in that situation.
Posted by: spocko at October 14, 2005 7:24 PM
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Well, they can't keep bashing AAR. lol. That only lasted 3 days.
Posted by: wanda at October 14, 2005 7:25 PM
yeah Sam and during the clinton years the FBI was somewhat functional.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:25 PM
You can buy a doll online .. or if you are so blessed You can buy one in NYC or Chicago at American Girl Place
Send these ass-backward freaks a message!! AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!!!
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 07:22 PM
If you don't have anyone to guy for, buy one as a gift for a needy child and donate it to some wacko Christian charity. Two bites in the ass for the price of one.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:26 PM
Peck-a-dillos
Peccadillos
Posted by: Wonder Boy
at October 14, 2005 7:26 PM
RUSH .....do another oxy
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 7:26 PM
what the hell is Limbaugh talking about?
Posted by: wanda at October 14, 2005 7:26 PM
Rush should be killed.
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:26 PM
Wanda, talking out your ass is all you do around here! Fuck off!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:24 PM
Actually, this time it isn't Wanda. I am a CPA, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:27 PM
If you don't have anyone to buy for, buy one as a gift for a needy child and donate it to some wacko Christian charity. Two bites in the ass for the price of one.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:26 PM
Have I mentioned I love your mode of thinking!!
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 7:27 PM
imagine you are rush.
you have 50 million bucks.... cant you find anything better to do than lie for fascists ??
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 7:27 PM
Watching the Republican Party undo itself is the best TV I've seen in quite a while. Beats the shit out of anything NBC has to offer. hehehe
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:28 PM
Actually, this time it isn't Wanda. I am a CPA, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:27 PM
Oh horseshit! We know Wanda when she's talking even anon. Fuck off!
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:28 PM
Posted by: akaMAT at October 14, 2005 7:29 PM
Rush is a hillbilly heroine freak. What about Bush's new tax changes - it seems he wants to do away with the mortgage interest tax write off. Another punch at the middle class. Why does he hate us so much?
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:29 PM
Have I mentioned I love your mode of thinking!!
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 07:27 PM
Buy and doll and send it with a vibrator to Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity Joe Scarborough, Ann Coulter, etc. with a card that says "Merry Fucking Christmas Douchebag"
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:30 PM
that's heroin (too much porter...)
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:30 PM
...just take a look at the new medicare prescription plan. My mom just called me today and said it's not the easiest thing to understand.
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 07:24 PM
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That's an understatement.
Posted by: Albert "Relatively Speaking" Einstein at October 14, 2005 7:31 PM
imagine you are rush.
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 07:27 PM
Posted by: 60% Rocker... 30% Mod .. 10% Alittle Bit Country at October 14, 2005 7:31 PM
Posted by: Marvin at October 14, 2005 07:20 PM
You're a paranoid android, aren't you?
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:31 PM
Limbaugh + Malloy + phone booth.
:)
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:32 PM
If you go after the king, be sure you kill him. Kepp on truckin'. Peace
Posted by: Imhotep at October 14, 2005 7:32 PM
Actually, this time it isn't Wanda. I am a CPA, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:27 PM
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Are you one of those CCCPA's that Limbaugh was talking about?
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 7:33 PM
Oh horseshit! We know Wanda when she's talking even anon. Fuck off!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:28 PM
Honestly, it isn't Wanda, but go ahead and believe what you want. Who cares. You ought to inform yourself before you go on defending Sam. He knows NOTHING, (less than nothing), about any of the financial issues he discusses and he sounds like a fucking moron when he tries to talk intelligently about these things.
I love Sam to death, but he needs to stick with his strings and avoid his weaknesses at all costs. I'm sure Paul Krugman is cringing listening to him muddle through this awkward discussion of defined benefit plans versus defined contribution plans.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:34 PM
Buy and doll and send it with a vibrator to Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity Joe Scarborough, Ann Coulter, etc. with a card that says "Merry Fucking Christmas Douchebag"
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:30 PM
Even better .. but I don't think Ann would have the slightest idea what to do with the vibrator... IMHO.
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 7:34 PM
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:34 PM
The blogosphere is quite hostile tonight. I think we should all have a cup a earl grey, take a breath and continue the discussion...I like it. Civility breaks never hurt anyone...lord know the repugs need one.
Posted by: kernal jessup at October 14, 2005 7:34 PM
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:35 PM
I am the former president of a foreign nation. I
can't tell you which nation because you would be able to figure out who I am. I just wanted to say the Sam really knows what he's talking about at all times.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:35 PM
Bush hates the middle class cause were plebs....
Were not noble in class like he is.
His family has royal blood
We are the losers who went to yale but didnt join a fraternity.
Posted by: red at October 14, 2005 7:35 PM
Are you one of those CCCPA's that Limbaugh was talking about?
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 07:33 PM
Sorry, I don't listen to Rush. Too much of a hypocrite and a nutjob.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:35 PM
I am the former president of a foreign nation. I can't tell you which nation because you would be able to figure out who I am. I just wanted to say the Sam really knows what he's talking about at all times.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:35 PM
Yeah, like you would know. Ha ha ha ha. What a wanker.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:37 PM
Tough room tonight, Crank Bait.
Posted by: Cat Chew at October 14, 2005 7:37 PM
Rush is a great guy. God has blessed him with a generous girth, the gift of the gab and deafness so no one can reach him. He's a real gentleman too. he showed me pictures of his newslady girlfriend nekkid. She may work for cnn, but shes a FOX!
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:37 PM
As Bush screws with the only tax write off I've got (at least until a terminal illness hits - he wants to take away medical write offs too), I have to help my mom make sense of a medicare prescription plan. I went to the website last night - it's clear as mud and now it's all up to us kids to help protect our parents from this hateful criminal who wants us all to die.
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Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:38 PM
She may work for cnn, but shes a FOX!
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 07:37 PM
That's a 95 on the 1-100 cleverness meter! :)
Posted by: Betty at October 14, 2005 7:39 PM
The blogosphere is quite hostile tonight.
Posted by: kernal jessup at October 14, 2005 07:34 PM
MJP started the hostilities today by attacking an innocent victim. it's just left over bad vibes from that.
Posted by: Wicked Elf at October 14, 2005 7:39 PM
Too much liberal in fighting for me tonight. Gotta run. Have a great weekend everyone and Peaches to all.
Peace and out.
Posted by: CMinCA at October 14, 2005 7:39 PM
Tough room tonight, Crank Bait.
Posted by: Cat Chew at October 14, 2005 07:37 PM
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No shit. Especially considering that the joke referenced the recording that Sam played moments before.
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 7:39 PM
The pendulum is swinging the other way and the right is falling like a house of cards. Sorry for the mixed metaphor - it's FRIDAY!!!!
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 07:06 PM
That's not a mixed metaphor, it's a metaphor and a simile. Who'd've thought knowing the difference would ever be useful to me? :0)
Heyfolks.
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:40 PM
Anon's suck.
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:40 PM
That's a 95 on the 1-100 cleverness meter! :)
Posted by: Betty at October 14, 2005 07:39 PM
That's a Niner
and a Fiver.
Copy?
Posted by: CB GB at October 14, 2005 7:40 PM
Chapter 7 (which I just went through) allows you to get rid of ALL debt.
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Who ends up getting ripped off?
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:40 PM
Actually, this time it isn't Wanda. I am a CPA, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:27 PM
CPA's are not pissy and obviously unstable. They are members of a professional organization that quite simply has no interest in pissy accountants.
My guess is you took a 'class' at some point. You dont have the temperament (sp) to be a member of a professional service organization.
See -
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:41 PM
Posted by: akaMAT at October 14, 2005 7:41 PM
I am the CEO of one of America's largest corporations. I make skillions of dollars a year. I just want to tell you that Sam is sharp and knows of what he speaks.
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:41 PM
Except that she has a butterface...
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:42 PM
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Again that's The Doug Basham Show, at 1 AM E.S.TIME, 10 PM, West Coast Time, at : www.dougbasham.com, with Tonight's Great GUEST, SCOTT RITTER(UN Weapons Inspector in IRAQ from 1991-1998, etcetera, etcetera), about SCOTT's BOOK, " IRAQ CONFIDENTIAL : The UNTOLD STORY OF THE INTELLIGENCE CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE THE UN AND OVERTHROW SADDAM HUSSEIN ".
Posted by: Brian and Casper O'Moore at October 14, 2005 7:42 PM
Voters said to hunt for polling sites in west Iraq
Hours before a crucial referendum on a new constitution, voters in western Iraq, where many are expected to say "No," were asking themselves a troubling question: where are the polling stations?
By Gawd, we HAVE brought American-style Democracy to those people!!!
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
I am the CEO of one of America's largest corporations. I make skillions of dollars a year. I just want to tell you that Sam is sharp and knows of what he speaks.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:41 PM
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Then help someone!!!!
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
What's a butterface?
Posted by: Lefterer at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
skillions
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Laughing Blogger at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
Sex Lies & Videotape - all that's missing is the sex. At least, I just don't want that picture in my brain.
I love Upton Sinclair THE JUNGLE!!!!!!
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
Everything about her says "Fox" ...but her face.
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:43 PM
Buy and doll and send it with a vibrator to Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity Joe Scarborough, Ann Coulter, etc. with a card that says "Merry Fucking Christmas Douchebag"
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:30 PM
Even better .. but I don't think Ann would have the slightest idea what to do with the vibrator... IMHO.
Posted by: Save the Country!!! BUY A DOLL!!!!!!!!!! at October 14, 2005 07:34 PM
I'm sure there's plenty of people prepared to tell her what she can do with it.
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:44 PM
Anita Tannenbaum
You gotta put me on.
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:44 PM
That's not a mixed metaphor, it's a metaphor and a simile. Who'd've thought knowing the difference would ever be useful to me? :0)
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 07:40 PM
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Congratulations! You have won a box chock-a-block full of hyperbole!
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 7:45 PM
Tamiflu Resistance Shows Up Vietnam Bird Flu Patient
the only known treatment...
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:45 PM
Posted by: akaMAT at October 14, 2005 07:41 PM
I'm bringing that one to work! :)
And I forgot to tell you thanks for the cat posts yesterday!
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 7:45 PM
How am I doing now Betty?
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 7:45 PM
What's a butterface?
Posted by: Lefterer at October 14, 2005 07:43 PM
Gorgeous legs, nice ass, good rack...butter FACE!
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:45 PM
As poverty is on the increase the free market responds...
Hurricane Katrina helped push inflation up sharply last month, guaranteeing that millions of Americans receiving Social Security and other federal benefits will see their payments rise in January by the largest amount since 1991, the government reported today.
But the Labor Department also reported that the widely followed consumer price index for all urban consumers, rose 1.2 percent last month and 4.7 percent in the 12 months that ended in September. That was the biggest monthly rise since March, 1980, and the biggest 12-month increase since May, 1991.
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:46 PM
### BREAKING ###
Baghdad Blackout Caused by Sabotage
AP - 1 minute ago
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Insurgents sabotaged power lines Friday, plunging the Iraqi capital into darkness and cutting off water supplies on the eve of a landmark vote on a constitution that would define democracy in Iraq.
Posted by: ¹³Ъзй at October 14, 2005 7:46 PM
And I forgot to tell you thanks for the cat posts yesterday!
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 07:45 PM
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So...they're scratching better now?
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 7:47 PM
Posted by: akaMAT at October 14, 2005 7:47 PM
Congratulations! You have won a box chock-a-block full of hyperbole!
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 07:45 PM
WOW, this is by FAR the GREATEST gift I've ever received or WILL ever receive in my ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:48 PM
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2005 07:45 PM
You mean WHO are you doing?
Howard Stern.
Butterface finder extraordinaire! :)
Posted by: Betty at October 14, 2005 7:48 PM
Not only is his jaw doing weird stuff, he sounds funny too. Like his jaw is wired or something.
Posted by: Meg
at October 14, 2005 7:48 PM
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 07:40 PM
Oh What porter does to an English major's brain. Cheers to you for seeing the error of my blogs :-)
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:48 PM
WOW, this is by FAR the GREATEST gift I've ever received or WILL ever receive in my ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 07:48 PM
Now, is this hyperbole or sarcasm? I don't even know anymore, dude.
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:49 PM
Oh horseshit! We know Wanda when she's talking even anon. Fuck off!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:28 PM
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I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce you two. Mr Pot, this is Mr Kettle. Mr. Kettle, Mr Pot.
Posted by: Meg
at October 14, 2005 7:49 PM
I told ya it was impossible...too easy to evade...blah blah blah...a better mousetrap and another delusion blown all to hell
U.S. gives up on upgrading missile defense
You know, the one that can only hit the target in a test if the target has a homing beacon.
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:49 PM
You have a very nice simile.
Thank you maam, and you haved a very nice aiss!
Posted by: Skummy at October 14, 2005 7:51 PM
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO READ PAUL KRUGMAN FOR WEEKS NOW! Why should I support War Lovin, Plame Outing, Bootlicker elitists NY Times just to be able to read their 1 good columnist?!!!
Its pisses me off! Paul you need to change to CHicago Tribune.....At least they are straight with politics.
Posted by: Tim the Democrat at October 14, 2005 7:51 PM
So...they're scratching better now?
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 07:47 PM
I know you hate to explain your jokes soooo...I won't ask... :)
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 7:51 PM
Sam was incorrect about chapter 7 and chapter 13. Chapter 7 (which I just went through) allows you to get rid of ALL debt.
Posted by: Jerry D
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FYI!
Chapter 7 usually does not allow you to discharge student loans.
Posted by: Star Vox at October 14, 2005 7:51 PM
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing Bush on the course of the Iraq war, sorry, democracy. Rummy says; "There was another roadside bombing today, and we lost three Brazillian soldiers." Bush replies: "Oh, my Lord, that's terrible,...how many's in a brazillion?"
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:52 PM
And I forgot to tell you thanks for the cat posts yesterday!
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 07:45 PM
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So...they're scratching better now?
Posted by: Crank Bait at October 14, 2005 07:47 PM
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Yes, but now they all gots fevers.
Posted by: dr at October 14, 2005 7:52 PM
Look what's happening at NPR!
Posted by: Tim the Democrat at October 14, 2005 7:52 PM
how many's in a brazillion?"
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 07:52 PM
41 skillions
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:53 PM
TORTURE AND MISERY IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM
The great poet Wilfred Owen articulated the tragedy, the horror - and indeed the pity - of war in a way no other poet has. Yet we have learnt nothing. Nearly 100 years after his death the world has become more savage, more brutal, more pitiless.
But the "free world" we are told, as embodied in the United States and Great Britain, is different to the rest of the world since our actions are dictated and sanctioned by a moral authority and a moral passion condoned by someone called God.
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:53 PM
I mistyped 'Brazilian.' Blew the gag, DAMMIT!
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 7:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:53 PM
You said the secret word!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 14, 2005 7:54 PM
Close to fascism??????
Jesus Christ...even Sam can't bring himself to say...WE ARE FUCKING FASCISTS!
Posted by: Peter Dragon at October 14, 2005 7:54 PM
Revenue neutral Expenses going through the roof and gues what...the bottom 99% is gonna pay for it. Some of that 99% sooner than others, but you are gonna pay the corporations. But thier is one hook...the top 10th of 1% of the most wealthy are gonna pay out also.....sooner or later.....Enact republican presidents Bill Clinton prudent fiscal policies again and we can pull ourselves out of this 3++ trillion dollar noose of debt. It will take about 10 years but do it soon.......
My apologies for the rant.
Posted by: bottom 99% at October 14, 2005 7:54 PM
41 skillions
Posted by: Anonymous at October 14, 2005 07:53 PM
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i wouldn't fuck with the people of the planet Skill if i were you.....
Posted by: ¹³Ъзй at October 14, 2005 7:54 PM
Boortz: Faced with an impending national disaster, "we should save the rich people first"
On the October 14 broadcast of his daily radio show, right-wing radio host Neal Boortz stated that if the country is faced with an impending national disaster, it should make it a higher priority to save rich Americans rather than poor Americans.
An October 13 New York Daily News article spurred Boortz's comments. The front-page story, headlined "Rich Got Terror Tip," reported that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has launched an investigation into whether its officials alerted certain New Yorkers of a terror threat to the city's subway days before the rest of the city learned of the possible plot. According to the article, the probe was launched after the discovery of two emails describing the bombing plot that "had been sent early last week to a select crowd of business and arts executives by New Yorkers who claimed to have close connections to Homeland Security."
After summarizing the story, Boortz responded, "This is as it should be." He went on to imagine a scenario in which the country is forced to "set some priorities" regarding who will be notified of an impending disaster. "We should save the rich people first," Boortz declared. "You know, they're the ones that are responsible for this prosperity." Boortz described the poorest Americans as "a drag on society" and stated that they "don't achieve squat.
Posted by: Kevin at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
MAT...have you taken any new photos lately?
Posted by: Shell at October 14, 2005 06:42 PM
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No...
some guy was a total jack ass to me today so I have spent most of the day crying.
what a moron I am.
Posted by: Miss Anne Thropic at October 14, 2005 06:45 PM
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MAT:
That warn't you that was the first Anonymous "looser" joke-maker, was it?
Posted by: dr at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
.how many's in a brazillion?"
Posted by: trubblemaker at October 14, 2005 07:52 PM
LOL!!! My 13 year old son loves that one!! THANKS!
Posted by: ColdPorter at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
You dn't think that they're prepping for a totalitarian government?...really?
Political Screening For All Park Service Managers
The National Park Service has started using a political loyalty test for picking all its top civil service positions, according to an agency directive released today by Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER). Under the new order, all mid-level managers and above must also be approved by a Bush administration political appointee.
Posted by: Nobody at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
FYI!
Chapter 7 usually does not allow you to discharge student loans.
Posted by: Star Vox at October 14, 2005 07:51 PM
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Oh fuck, do I know that.
Posted by: MJP at October 14, 2005 7:55 PM
