Jennifer Lopez...I thought her and Ben would stay together forever....

Scooters nickname in prison, Sloppy Seconds

Like Ahnold's classic sci-fi film, "Marathon Man". Let these neocon nincompoops call in and try to argue for their lives, and then when the blog gives the thumbs down, Janeane could ignite an electronic fuse with one of her English O's and backflash through the phone lines and fry the dude.

Okay, maybe there are still a few technical details to be ironed out...

Posted by: Rusty at July 21, 2005 08:05 PM

Erm... Marathon Man was a Dustin Hoffman movie from the '70s. Are you thinking of "The Running Man"?

This weekend Bush will secretly designate several hundred thousand american citizens as enemy combatants. Joint FBI/Military task forces will arrest these citizens, and ship them to detention centers in mostly western states. Among those arrested will be a preponderance of the staff and on-air talent at Air America Radio; the staff of The Nation; several key members of the DNC, including Howard Dean; and at least two democrat members of the house of representatives. People will fight back and there will be deaths. Others will flee with varying degrees of success. Bush will declare martial law, and congress, cowed by the arrests of two of their own, will capitulate. If they fail to do so, Bush will declare the congress adjourned, and outlaw it. In the months that follow, the media will be reduced to total state control in all aspects, including the internet. Segregation for security and identification will begin, and small towns like south african townships will be used to keep minority ethnic groups "under control" until they're disposed of. Women not the property of fathers, husbands, or brothers, will become the property of the state. All citizens and subcitizens will be required to carry a GPS ID chip implant from birth. Only state sanctioned religion will be tolerated.

This is your current future track. Find a way out while you can.

External links

Phelps's own sites:
godhatesfags.com
godhatesamerica.com, and a sample page:
God Blew Up the Shuttle!!!
godhatescanada.com

Damn. AA must have did something to bother the NC's big time because they are comming out of the woodwork. It's NC central both here and on the message boards.

Hey maybe a few will finially have the balls to up and call Maloy.

Being in Scalia's presence assures prenatural powers and permanent allegiance to SATAN!....

Hail Satan!

I thought you might want to know why the declared a Holy War on us and who started it..

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:04 PM

You bring up the Cole...did you know that the charges were dropped against most of them?

How about I bring up the attack on the U.S.S Liberty?

More died on the liberty...Who declared war on that one?

You're just trying to incite racism and bigotry in an effort to obscure the issues that threaten to bring down the bastions of power that you bow to.

You're a bad man with a simple mind.

Like a Jewish guy could ever be a savior! ;)

How is Sen. Frist connected to the 2002 New Hampshire phone-jamming case ?

As you know, here at TPM we've been reporting on the 2002 New Hampshire phone-jamming case for going on three years. There have now been a couple of guilty pleas.

The former executive director of the state GOP is in prison. And, as we were the first to report, Jim Tobin, the former Northeast political director of the NRSC who orchestrated the scam, is now awaiting trial.

Now, in 2002 the NRSC (the National Republican Senatorial Committee) was run by Sen. Frist. Tobin worked for Frist. And Tobin is now under indictment for criminal conspiracy and election tampering for what he did while working as Frist's regional political director for the Northeast.

Not surprisingly, Republicans have tried to distance themselves from Tobin's action, implying that, if guilty, Tobin's scheme was no more than one man's rogue operation. Frist has basically managed to avoid answering any questions about it for two years.

But now comes word that Tobin's legal bills may be being paid by the RNC.

Today's Manchester Union Leader -- not exactly a liberal sheet -- reports that recently filed court documents show that one of Tobin's attorneys was representing him "in his capacity as an employee of the Republican National Committee."

Tobin's attorneys come from Williams & Connolly (a high profile DC firm that represents many in both parties). And the latest RNC disclosure filings show half a million dollars paid to W&C for "legal services."

The money to W&C means little in itself. They probably do various stuff for the RNC.

But most telling, the RNC refused to answer the Union Leader's questions about whether they were paying for Tobin's defense.

Remember, Tobin is under indictment for tampering with a federal election. Two of his alleged co-conspirators have already pled guilty and received jail sentences. Why would the RNC be footing the bill for his defense? And if they're not, why won't they say so?

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2005_07_17.php#0061

Scooters nickname in prison, Sloppy Seconds

Posted by: louisbluis at July 21, 2005 08:08 PM

Sloppy Seconds is still better than Funky Thirds, or Freaky Fourths, or Fucked-Up Fifths, Skanky Sixths, or Scandalous Sevenths !!!

ORIGINALISM sounds GREAT to ME

...

I think it's HIGH TIME we rolled the COPYRIGHT TERMS BACK to their ORIGINAL 14 YEAR TERMS

i loved that scene where Arnold had his teeth extracted by Richard Dawson

...lol.

Push abortion issue! excellent masterbation point!

Go, Sam, Go!

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — A judge kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger’s redistricting measure off the special election ballot Thursday, a crushing blow for a proposition that was a centerpiece of the Republican governor’s campaign to reform state government.

The judge ruled that supporters of the proposition violated California’s constitution by using two versions of the initiative in the process of qualifying the measure for the ballot.

“The differences are not simply typographical errors,” Judge Gail Ohanesian said. “They’re not merely about the format of the measure. They are not simply technical. Instead they go to the substantive terms of the measure.”

The proposal, Proposition 77, is one of three initiatives that the Republican governor is supporting in the Nov. 8 special election. It would take the power to draw legislative and congressional districts away from the Legislature and give it to a panel of three retired judges.

"Have you ever masturbated?"

LMAO! Great one, Sam!

.

lol.

that was a VERY disturbing way to win the argument.

rather novel and interesting, but still disturbing..lol

good job Sam.

Like a Jewish guy could ever be a savior! ;)

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:09 PM

....almost like "Christmas in July"

I guess this conservative thinks he has a right to privacy, but no one else does, especially women and gays and liberals....

I luv heroin!

guy on air now is gay... can you hear it..

what an idiot - a gay republican...
he couldnt even admit he masturbates...

stupid asshole

Scooter's prison name....Scooter.

I think it's HIGH TIME we rolled the COPYRIGHT TERMS BACK to their ORIGINAL 14 YEAR TERMS

Are these ORIGINALISTS going to BOLSTER THE PUBLIC DOMAIN by RESTORING COPYRIGHT TERMS to what the FOUNDERS INTENDED?

Are you thinking of "The Running Man"?

Posted by: coherence [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 21, 2005 08:08 PM

Right. Sorry. Actually I was still thinking of Adrienne Barbeau, so I was distracted...

I don't why you hate America? LMAO!

....

lol.

okay....TIME to move on...this is waste of time.

go sammy !!!!!!!!1
sam rules !!!

I repeat I agree.

"Listening to guys like this, I think we ought to make this blog interactive with the show, where we get to vote which callers get executed...."

I started to watch (HBO) "The day after tomorrow"... I could only take about 4-5 mins

back to cable news.... I guess

Who liked puppies more Bush or Clinton?

That was good...

Todd's final question was indeed silly. He outed himself as a moron. It's always a waiting game with these guys. They'll do it sooner or later.

The GOP wants to ban masturbation...good luck with that one....

"Why do you hate America!"

I love it when Sam and Janeane use the right-wing's phrases against them. >-) hehehe

Now that's my boy!

You're a bad man with a simple mind.

Posted by: Nobody at July 21, 2005 08:09 PM

===============================================

Why don't you want to look into the original terrorists motives..

It is 1950 America they fear..

Can you imagine how they now view the United States..

Satellite Tv.

Cell Phones.

DVD's

Mp-3 players..

Books..

Magazines..

OMG - 1950 America????

Sam, I love the "jerk off" question! LOL

What can one expect from a student at Texas A&M? Not exactly a bastion of intellectual rigor!

Who liked puppies more Bush or Clinton?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:13 PM

why do you hate america?

Adrienne Barbeau

Would it be impolite for me to say that she had

one of the greatest stes of knockers on the

planet?

Sam is killing me with the Republican who "hates America." I love it when the right rhetoric is thrown back in their faces. It freaks them out - I'm lovin' it!

How about profiling terrorists like the Ku Klux Klan. We should watch those southern white Christians.

May liberals please stop whining that we have a right to privacy. It's not an Individual Right: it's a recognized protection against UNDUE GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION.

The Supreme Court ruling in Roe V. Wade:

On abortion, the question was NOT:

"Do you (an individual, a female in particular) have a RIGHT to abortion."

The question WAS:

"Does the GOVERNMENT have any CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY to prevent you from having a medical procedure?"

Period.

Stop begging to keep the right to Privacy. Start remembering that Governments have NO CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY to interfere in one's right to the medical procedure known as abortion.

That's it.

Speaking of Masturbation, check out this hilarious shit about stopping the "wicked self abuse" http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/

Where in the constitution is abortion banned?

.....

Hey slavery was allowed in original documents too.

Something must be up. The neo-cons are all bunged up tonight. Guess they are circling the wagons or is it like the previous caller circle-jerking????

one of the greatest sets of knockers on the

planet?

Posted by: Black Ohio Sky at July 21, 2005 08:15 PM

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:14 PM

Interesting...all of those things were common place in Iraq before we bombed the shit out of them and vaporized them, their kids and turned their lives into shit.

No Doofus I don't think that you do want to face me...I'm afraid I might take your advice and hit you with a fist until you agreed with me.

You're an idiot.

The masturbating thing always fucks up the pro lifers...

but I notice it's none of our business if he wacks it but somehow it's his business to know about a woman's abortion.

Adrienne Barbeau

Would it be impolite for me to say that she had

one of the greatest stes of knockers on the

planet?

Posted by: Black Ohio Sky at July 21, 2005 08:15 PM

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you mean adrienne barbreast?

:

Sam's one year of law school is paying off in spades...

BTW, the reason I dislike Saddam less than Bush...he has never done anything to my country that adversely affected it, like Bush has.

These people are "programmed idiots". It's pathetic and scary!

They are soo for this war these young republicans but there not going to Iraq????

We should have MEDICAL ORIGINALISTS TOO

Let's drop all this modern medicine and restore it to 1776 standards

Sam is killing me with the Republican who "hates America." I love it when the right rhetoric is thrown back in their faces. It freaks them out - I'm lovin' it!

Posted by: Sly of Fresburg at July 21, 2005 08:16 PM

they all must read from the same manual. When all arguments are debunked. say 'why do you hate america' or 'why do you hate Bush'

Follow the Documents

There's another Joe Wilson–related investigation that needs answers: Who forged the Niger memos in the first place?

By Matthew Yglesias

As intriguing as the prospect of seeing Karl Rove sent to the pokey is, I must admit that on one level I don't really care who the guilty parties in the Plame leak case are. Whoever did the deed ought to be found out and punished, because that's what you do, but it will make little difference. My opinion that Rove is a scumbag won't be altered by his possible vindication, nor appreciably strengthened by his possible conviction. The basic case for scumbaggery, grounded in the public record, is simply far too strong to be altered one way or another by anything related to this matter. At the same time, I doubt that removing the wrongdoers from office will do any good. There are a lot of scumbags out there, and as recent coverage of the College Republicans' annual conference has made clear, the right churns them out assembly-line style. President Bush will have no trouble replacing anyone he may lose with someone just as bad.

Sam should have asked him if he took Viagra....remember, that's OK, but if a woman gets birth control, she's a slut...

little tv syncrionicity,

while Sam was satallking about the GOP tramppling costitutional rights, the tv acroos the room (sound off) showed elephants trampling their handler at the san diego zoo, from some show on spike news

but one thing. Some of what Sam does is just facetiously being as unreasonable as his opponent. That is not really the same as winning through superior argumentation.

Posted by: Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat at July 21, 2005 08:19 PM

Or if the guy takes the Viagra which results in an unwanted pregnancy she can't make the decision to terminate the fetus if she desires.

We should have MEDICAL ORIGINALISTS TOO

Let's drop all this modern medicine and restore it to 1776 standards

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:18 PM

Shit, perhaps Thomas Jefferson wished that abortion existed back in his day, then maybe he wouldn't have had all those kids with his slaves!

Oh man, that was a bad joke, but there might be some truth in that wild statement actually.

Why does War Dog hate masturbation?

SAM!

Man, you fuckin' rock! I loved your responses to those two Republican kids -- funny how when faced with facts, and an actual Liberal that will not back down, these fuckin' Republicans cave. Simply cave!

That was brilliant!

You're an idiot.

Posted by: Nobody at July 21, 2005 08:17 PM

================================================

But I understand the basis of this Holy War..

I understand what they hate..

You can pretend all you want..

Until you address this basic hatred you and Connie will never understand this conflict..

The attacked us before Iraq..

Iraq had nothing to do with this..

That is political maneuvering on your part, not the source of this Holy War..

One can't have a superior argument when talking with stupid people incapable of "original" thought.

originalism:

the belief that the United States Constitution should be interpreted in the way the authors originally intended it

----------

But interpreting the way the authors intended is just that -- interpretation -- a viewpoint -- an opinion.

So just because a judge is labeled "Orignialist" really doesn't mean anything except that the judge is interpreting intent -- just like every other judge.

Adrienne Barbeau

Would it be impolite for me to say that she had

one of the greatest stes of knockers on the

planet?

Posted by: Black Ohio Sky at July 21, 2005 08:15 PM

Dunno 'bout that, depends where and when you say it. Sure is inaccurate, tho.

"Greatest" and "well known" ain't the same thing. Sure they're great, but greatest on the planet? Nah. Not even in the top hundred at their best - much less these days. See: CARNIVALE on Showtime for a recent version. Still decent, but far from their former glory. Fortunately, she learned to act along the way, well enough to more than compensate. Nice tits are fairly common, quality actors ain't.

Why does War Dog hate masturbation?

Posted by: louisbluis at July 21, 2005 08:21 PM

Because blood and oil doesn't squirt out at the end of it.... Unless you push way TOO HARD, Hahah!!!

We should have MEDICAL ORIGINALISTS TOO

Let's drop all this modern medicine and restore it to 1776 standards

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:18 PM

would be a very good idea. Cheney would have expired long time ago.

Well something certainly gotten them riled up. Or maybe the repubs paid shrills are getting into the fray.

This is pretty much the weakest part of the Sam/Janeane show - the way abortion is discussed.

Q: would killing a newborn be bad
A: yes

Q: would killing a fetus 1 min before birth be bad
A: no! that's a woman's control over her own body! what are you - some kind of *fascist* ?!

Why does War Dog hate masturbation?

Posted by: louisbluis at July 21, 2005 08:21 PM

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Because he can't get it up.

One year after being disbarred, Phelps forcefully gave his wife a crewcut in a drunken rage.Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at July 21, 2005 08:08 PM

Hey, who hasn't had that happen? Sounds like Phelps and James Dobson could be a match made in heaven (no pun intended)...

Carnivale was on HBO.

That is political maneuvering on your part, not the source of this Holy War..

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:22 PM

There is no holy war beyond the one in your imagination.

Iraq didn't attack us...We attacked them...So the only holy war that could be laid down is the one that christians started...

How many centuries do we have to go back to show who starts this shit over and over?

More Explosions in London: Psy-ops in Progress
Ask the question, who benefits?
Today is the last day of parliament before an 80 day break. So if the government wanted to get those anti-terror measures through which were proposed after the 7/7 bombing, then this status of high alert is the perfect climate to get them rammed through without dissent. Sky News reported that members of parliament could be recalled tonight in a special session for the express purpose of passing that legislation. And what does the legislation include? Designating anyone who writes articles or puts out a website that advocates or gives aid and comfort to the terrorists. So you have a situation whereby they could say that someone like myself writing articles accusing the government of involvement, has a negative impact on the public’s trust of the government in fighting the war on terror and therefore aids the terrorists. The definition is so loose that they could classify what we do on this website as aiding terrorists. When of course all we’re really doing is shining a spotlight on the real terrorists and attempting to save both lives and liberties. The government is setting up a database of undersirables to be watched under this legislation. Related: Clarke 'lowers bar' on terror crime via web, writing, preaching,etc... In the early confusion about what is actually happening in London, several things are already clear. - This immediately stalls questions about the first bombing. The mainstream media were finally beginning to highlight the fact that the government's official story did not fit together. This takes those issues off the front pages. - This further promulgates the fearmongering and creates a pliable public that is willing to accept draconian anti-terror laws. They are trying to turn us into Israel, with an alert or a bombing every fortnight. - On the very day that the Patriot Act is due to be renewed, Bush can use the alert level to grease the skids and bully Congress into re-authorizing the bill.

To the guy who said that your question whether he masturbates was none of your business.

Precisely! It's called privacy!

I think that we the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice insure the tranquility, proved for the common defence, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordian and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have three co-equal branches of government. The Executive branch executes or carries out the laws made by the Legislative branch which legislates or makes the laws not the Executive branch which includes the President). Then the Judicial branch adjudicates or judges or interprets the law.

War Dog's last comment about Holy War makes me think he's masturbating now. Hasn't he learned that it will make him crazy?

To the guy who said that your question whether he masturbates was none of your business.

Precisely! It's called privacy!

I think that we the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice insure the tranquility, proved for the common defence, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordian and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

We have three co-equal branches of government. The Executive branch executes or carries out the laws made by the Legislative branch which legislates or makes the laws not the Executive branch which includes the President). Then the Judicial branch adjudicates or judges or interprets the law.

http://slate.com/id/2123010/

Three new studies, by very different authors taking very different tacks, reach much the same conclusion about modern terrorism: that its practitioners, especially its foot soldiers, are motivated not so much by Islamic fantasies of the caliphate's restoration and the snuffing of freedom, but rather by resistance to foreign occupation of Arab lands.
...
President George W. Bush frequently depicts the foreign Arabs in Iraq as comrades of the 9/11 hijackers, enemies of freedom who might be wreaking havoc here if they weren't fighting over there. Yet if the Arabs in Paz's and Obaid's studies are typical, Bush's portrait is off the mark. Their calls to arms may be drenched in Pan-Islamic rhetoric. Those doing the calling—Osama Bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi—may have more cataclysmic ambitions. But the young fanatics on the ground, those streaming across the Iraqi border, seem motivated more by the classic goals of national liberation movements.

There is no holy war beyond the one in your imagination

===============================================

My imagination and the London Subway..

Given all the interest in masturbation on this blog is sort of revealing....

When the Constitution was written, one had to take a breath before one could be a victim of a crime. Not a person if one had never breathed a breath of air.

The masturbation bit is funny, but of course the more tricky one is Invitro Fertilization. If you believe that life begins at the moment when the sperm is united with the egg then everyone of those zygots are actually teeny tiny babies. Nobody who is a pro-lifer should participate in this process that might accidently kill one of these teeny tiny frozen babies. And each should be protected and implanted so they can grow to life, not just a few and they must never destroy them.

Patricia Williams? What happened to mein liebschen Katrina Vandenheuvel? Did she and Janeane get into a catfight?

YES!! YES!! Curt from Minneapolis GETS IT!!!!

http://www.reclaimdemocracy.org

^ ^ ^ goooooo theeeeeeere ^ ^ ^

THERE IS NO MENTION OF CORPORATE PERSONHOOD IN THE CONSTITUTION, THE BILL OF RIGHTS, OR THE PREAMBLE!

durned tootin'

My imagination and the London Subway..

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:28 PM

Oh you mean the false flag operation in london inspired by allies and not those you claim to be enemies?

Bah...So you would kill everyone that practices a certain religion...You realize of course that would require a genocide undreamed of by even Hitler in his most fevered dreams right?

Sam for DNC Chairman.....have him go on these talk shows, and let him rip 'em.....

No DLC characteristics in Sam Seder (or Janeane Garofalo, for that matter)....

Patricia Williams? What happened to mein liebschen Katrina Vandenheuvel? Did she and Janeane get into a catfight?

Good Job Mark... keep up the good work.

Hey slavery was allowed in original documents too.

We are so on the same page and while we're at it - we women shouldn't be voting either. Hey do we have permission to blogging? Was blogging allowed in 1776?

NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your genitals are dirty, nasty, evil, filthy parts of your body.

Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company. If the good company seems hesitant to have you along with them, be persistent. Just hang around with them no matter what. They will get use to you sooner or later.

If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.

Sam, why is Janeane calling in to talk about skin zinc?

Can you imagine how they now view the United States..

Satellite Tv. Cell Phones. DVD's Mp-3 players.. Books.. Magazines..
_war Dog

You DO KNOW they have these things in the middle east, right? I think they just hate our actions in their country.

Thoughts about Katrina Vandenheuvel and Janeane get into a catfight? Questions about Adrienne B's breasts? Sounds like someone isn't masturbating enough.

The masturbation question is a logical one if you work the whole abortion discussion backwards.

When are the pro-lifers going to start boycotting Walmart? Walmart is the largest importer of goods from China, a country where women are forced to have abortions by the government.

i saw kvh on tv today

Hey slavery was allowed in original documents too.

We are so on the same page and while we're at it - we women shouldn't be voting either. Hey do we have permission to blog? Was blogging allowed in 1776?

Hey blog on the MR "Store" (which is now empty) they had Sam's RNC DVD on sale, now it's nowhere to be found in any of the AAR stores...anyone know where I could score one?

There is something funny about anti-pot ad in AAR.

LIFE BEGINS THE MOMENT THE PENIS ENTERS THE VAGINA

& ENDS AFTER I CLIMAX (ewwww!)

i shall name u, my child, "petit mort" (awwww!)

or just, morty

Why does WalMart hate America? (now that's a multi-layered question).....

The masturbation question is a logical one if you work the whole abortion discussion backwards.

Posted by: Barry at July 21, 2005 08:31 PM

Maybe if you think of these things in terms of absolutes. Plenty of people view the abortion issue in terms of conscious entities experiencing pain. From that perspective, who cares about a cell or two.

"Racial profile scerches, hmm, What about the white, all American, signnificant-others of say...Arabs. signnificant-others who conceivably could be conned to carry a bomb through a turnstyle."

Posted by: lefftee at July 21, 2005 07:50 PM

"They shouldn't be touching each other's genitals anyway. Racial profiling just isn't enough when you're talking multicolorful children."

Posted by: fox's frend at July 21, 2005 07:58 PM

I was pointing out the futility of profiling.

sounds like someone isn't masturbating enough.

Posted by: spocko at July 21, 2005 08:31 PM

Uh...I don't believe that's any of your business...

Posted by: air-ono at July 21, 2005 08:33 PM

You're one sick sob ya know that?

BUHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey slavery was allowed in original documents too.

We are so on the same page and while we're at it - we women shouldn't be voting either. Hey do we have permission to blog? Was blogging allowed in 1776?

Posted by: Sly of Fresburg at July 21, 2005 08:31 PM

Benjamin Franklin built the first blog-belly-stove, and then he hooked up the fiber-optic-kite-lightning lines in the sky and created the first blog-printing press!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:30 PM

sorry, I was gone for a few minutes.

Did Janeane call?

Is she going to?

I hope she calls in to talk about masturbation.

This is a grown up program, we talk about serious things.

Dunno 'bout that, depends where and when you say it. Sure is inaccurate, tho.

"Greatest" and "well known" ain't the same thing. Sure they're great, but greatest on the planet? Nah. Not even in the top hundred at their best - much less these days. See: CARNIVALE on Showtime for a recent version. Still decent, but far from their former glory. Fortunately, she learned to act along the way, well enough to more than compensate. Nice tits are fairly common, quality actors ain't.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:22 PM

Sure took you a long time to say you don't dig this chick's tits!

Like a Jewish guy could ever be a savior! ;)

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:09 PM

Spoze you never heard of Sandy Koufax?

>>Q: would killing a fetus 1 min before birth be bad A: no! that's a woman's control over her own body! what are you - some kind of *fascist* ?!

Posted by: someYoungGuy at July 21, 2005 08:23 PM

have you heard of a case of this ever happening? Please cite your source. Or are you just hoping it's true?

wot's all this, it had an "S" on the cover

hasn't anybody heard "u can't judge a book by it's covers"

Eddie Vedder....?

TEMPLE OF THE DOG

(S) means something is "secret" on White House memos. Regarding the Valerie Plame memo with an (S) by her name.

>>LIFE BEGINS THE MOMENT THE PENIS ENTERS THE VAGINA

Don't forget the Ass-Babies!

YES its highly noticable that Janeane avoids The Nation guests... Eric, Katrina... must be some reason

have you heard of a case of this ever happening? Please cite your source. Or are you just hoping it's true?

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at July 21, 2005 08:35 PM

I'm talking about the arguments. I'm talking about the determination - in some circles, like this show - never to regard *any* abortion as anything else than a "woman's freedom" - which is of course a "pro" with no "con" side. Everything I've ever heard S/J say about abortion suggests that they view concerns about late term abortions as just as ridiculous as concerns about masturbatory effluvia.

(S) means something is "secret" on White House memos. Regarding the Valerie Plame memo with an (S) by her name.

Posted by: Bushleague at July 21, 2005 08:36 PM

It also stands for the (S)hit they don't want you to know about because it's prolly pretty skanky scandalous some times.

This woman sounds like Katrina.....perhaps it's her in disguise, so as not to offend Janeane (if they got in a catfight)....

The film is based on the book The Corporation: The Pathological Pursuit of Profit and Power by Joel Bakan.
Winner of 24 INTERNATIONAL AWARDS
the movie THE CORPORATION

Bah...So you would kill everyone that practices a certain religion...

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It is about religion here or the lack of it..

They feel they are fighting a war to prevent the spread of OUR values..

This is the real danger of your using this war for politics..

In ignoring the real conflict you can never bring about and end to the conflict..

Even Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf is calling for a crack down on Radical Islam..

Jihad is no secret..

Possibly if the corporate boards of directors decide that its not profitable to control the natural resources of a country then we will pull out our military like in Iraq as they keep up the attacks because they don't want foreign corporations like those from here and Britain controling their country and hiring foreign employee while they have 70 percent unemployement and don't have electricity and clean water and are not even up the standards they had under Saddam Hussein.

Corporations don't need more rights or control what countries our country goes to war with. I guess we did go to war with North Korean who actually had WMDs because they had no natural resources to offer the major corporations of this country.

This woman sounds like Katrina.....perhaps it's her in disguise, so as not to offend Janeane (if they got in a catfight)....

Posted by: Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat at July 21, 2005 08:38 PM

I had the same thought...

Sorry that I yelled before. I was happy. :| :)

Our "special pals," known as the Founding Fathers, were particulary cognizant of the damaging effects (both economically and politically) of concentrated power... the states *rarely* granted articles of incorporation... they're *only privileges*... but they've illegitimately usurped "personhood" and "rights" out of the amendments that were intended to protect *actual human beings*...

[now if I can post my favorite website again, this time using html]

http://www.reclaimdemocracy.org/

^ learn about the source of nearly every one of of our society's ills... well, other than the religiously-motivated ones

Posted by: lefftee at July 21, 2005 08:33 PM

point taken. i was being a smartass.

Janeane's much more sensitive than Sam is....

>>LIFE BEGINS THE MOMENT THE PENIS ENTERS THE VAGINA

Don't forget the Ass-Babies!

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at July 21, 2005 08:37 PM

Ass-Babies !!!!!!!!!!

"Ass-Baby, Ass-Baby, give me your hand
I'm gonna love you all the way to September"

(sung to the tune of the "classic" song "Beach Baby")

Posted by: Anonymous at July 21, 2005 08:35 PM

Nope, another grunge era hunk Janeane lusts after.

Forget his name.

Guitar player, vocalist.

Chris... something.

>>I'm talking about the arguments. I'm talking about the determination -

I believe you can get a legal abortion for up to 12 weeks, and after for specific health reasons.

Not one minute before birth. Your rhetoric discounts whatever argument you were trying to pull off.

Bush's savior to come the

Syria War

The most beautiful sound I ever heard

All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word

Syria

I just started a war with Syria

And suddenly that name

Will never be the same

To me

Syria

I just bombed a country named Syria

And suddenly I found

How wonderful a sound

Can be

Syria

Say it loud and the press to melting

Say it soft and the press is repeating

Syria

I'll never stop saying

Syria

Syria, Syria...

Syria

Say it loud and the press is repeating

Say it soft and the press is melting in

Syria

I'll never stop saying

Syria

The most beautiful sound I ever heard

Syria

producer!

producer!

this guest is boring

i want another one, less boring

....

HOLY macaroni!!!

I like this woman already. SHe cut through the BS and clarify...

fundamentalism/non fundamentalism reading of text!!!!

YES its highly noticable that Janeane avoids The Nation guests... Eric, Katrina... must be some reason

Posted by: Tim the Democrat at July 21, 2005 08:37 PM

Didn't they write an uncomplinmentary article about her discussing "ass babies"? Talk about nerve -- even after she recorded that highly enthusiastic commercial spot for them...

I have to thank Sam for not suggesting that last caller to check the blog.

Bring back Chris in Texas, he was wayyyy more entertaining.

No matter.

Never mind.

May read what Jefferson or Madison or Franklin say about the Constitution.

>>Chris... something.

Cornell? Novacelik?

>>Chris... something.

Cornell? Novacelik?

This is pretty much the weakest part of the Sam/Janeane show - the way abortion is discussed.

Q: would killing a newborn be bad A: yes

Q: would killing a fetus 1 min before birth be bad A: no! that's a woman's control over her own body! what are you - some kind of *fascist* ?!

Viability is irrelivent.
Contraception is not murder.

Sam, how about if your wife had miscarried in her first trimester. Would you have lost a child or a clutch of cells?

Is a paralised patient on life support fair game for termination beacuse of a lack of viability?

Is energy ever created or destroyed?

If a tree falls in a forest...

cathy

cathy, cathy, cathy

anal-sex is only done for pleasure

:)

don't gimme any of this "ass-babies" nonsense

i'm not my usual tolerant self today

TEMPLE OF THE DOG included Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder

Most Ass-Babies end up being flushed down the toilet right after people give birth to them, heck, I bet everyone has put loads of Ass-Babies in the toilet and flushed them down! How can everyone be so cruel? But, it's really about privacy, most people don't want other people seeing them drop their Ass-Babies in the toilet right after they've pinched one off, it's a person's own personal choice whether they want to show off their Ass-Babies to the world or flush them down the camode. Oh man, that was a terrible comparison of a very serious issue, and it really doesn't prove the point for either side, that's why it's ridiculous comedy gone wild, Haha!!!

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at July 21, 2005 08:43 PM

Cornell!

Damn him.

Talented hunk bastard.

No wonder you got nominated for a Nobel.

Chris Cornell. Heorion addict if I recall correctly

sounds like someone isn't masturbating enough.

Posted by: spocko at July 21, 2005 08:31 PM

Uh...I don't believe that's any of your business...

Posted by: Rusty at July 21, 2005 08:34 PM

Of course Vulcan's only have to masturbate once every seven years. But when we do, LOOK OUT! Talk about pent up supply!

Not one minute before birth. Your rhetoric discounts whatever argument you were trying to pull off.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at July 21, 2005 08:40 PM

There's not "rhetoric" in what I'm saying. I'm pretty much open to any honest argument. What I'm objecting to is the heavy *rhetoric* which I sometimes hear on this show. You yourself are making it quite clear. You say that abortion is legal generally "up to 12 weeks". Why? Why should it be so? Are you saying that after 12 weeks a woman no longer should have any freedom over her own body? Are you saying that up to 12 weeks abortion is *absoutely* a matter of a woman's control over her own body and magically after 12 weeks it becomes more complicated? Have you ever heard Janeane or Sam say the understand or agree with that 12 week barrier? You won't. You'll only hear this magic rhetorical phrase "a woman's control over her own body" repeated over and over, as if to drown out details such as the "12 weeks" which you brought out.

cathy

cathy, cathy, cathy

anal-sex is only done for pleasure

:)

don't gimme any of this "ass-babies" nonsense

i'm not my usual tolerant self today

If they overturn Roe V Wade and try to send women

back to coathangers in alleys....there will be

riots in the streets. Millions of women will

march on D.C. There would be bloodshed all over

the country.

eya gang

we in the middle of an ummm a thon

Patricia a smarty pantser fer sure though!

>>Q: would killing a fetus 1 min before birth be bad A: no! that's a woman's control over her own body! what are you - some kind of *fascist* ?!

Posted by: someYoungGuy at July 21, 2005 08:23 PM

Any example taken to an extreme, such as yours, reaches a level of absurdity that renders it logically useless. It leads to vacuous conclusions.

Q: Are you for the war?
Q: Are you for the death penalty?
Q: Do you believe any woman who has ever had an abortion is as guilty of murder as one who murders her 5 y/o child? Are these equivalent in your mind?

i like the mike malloy show!!!

there, i got it off my chest. now i need to go deal with the headache in my tummy

It is about religion here or the lack of it..

They feel they are fighting a war to prevent the spread of OUR values..

This is the real danger of your using this war for politics..

In ignoring the real conflict you can never bring about and end to the conflict..

Even Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf is calling for a crack down on Radical Islam..

Jihad is no secret..

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:38 PM

That's so entirely backasswards...Islam is one religion where it is actually forbidden to try and change someones religion...

Christians amongst many other religions have lived in Iraq for centuries peacefully.

Pakistan?...You can't find a dirtier more corrupt country...

Do you know what "jihad" means?

It means "the struggle" and is most often referenced as "the struggle" towards enlightenment and spirituality...

As used in the western media it's a bastardization and twisting for propaganda purposes...

This war is illegal...This war is immoral...This war is insane...There is the true danger.

Janeane recorded that Nation spot after the article, which wasn't very nice to her or AAR as a whole....

By the way....that Nation spot has been replaced by a much more livelier person...

scooter's prison nickname?

how about one that Mike Malloy gives to rove.

Butterbutt.

As for wag the war doggy man this person is one of those way out there right-wing peckerheads. holywar. Why not go to your favorite spot like holyland theme park in Florida.

.. Holy cow....

we are really in turning point of history.

An Ass-Babie is a TURD, and everyone gives birth to those, but it ain't no ones business if you're sitting their pinching one off!

DREDD SCOTT

This lady really is smart...I'm even starting to sober up.

Posted by: spearNmagicHelmet at July 21, 2005 08:44 PM

Yes it did.

We hear Cornell in the bumper.

She likes them both.

As far as the heroin goes, no idea.

Never heard anything.

Don't read gossip on "rock stars."

There was a woman on my local news today that reminded me of you, she had 2 baby Hummingbirds she was feeding and raising like your doing.

Posted by: Kevin at July 21, 2005 06:43 PM

sorry i had to go back and finish work...Cool about the hummingbirds! Those babies must be SO tiny! Bluie is starting to open his wings up now...i can tell by how he looks at me that he thinks I'm his parent...he seems to stare right at me...but I am the holder of the food tube soo..that probably explains the staring...so cute.. :) see ya after the show...

The word " Privacy" is not in the Constitution because in the late 18th century, to ask for privacy meant to ask people to leave because it meant you needed to use the privy. Privacy meant a toilet function. Also is seen as in your " private" parts.
The modern use of "privacy" didn't come into the language until the mid 19th century when Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet.

sorry for the double post

[i wish i hand't even posted it once]

Your point soybomb - and I'm not sure you have one - about "viability" is not what bothers those who are concerned about causing death and pain to conscious humans.

...

ARRg.......The lady just got comfortable and start talking in her pace.

*sniff*

I want more... of her opinion..

we need short bits and defined questions. That would be better. (bit size legal view)

"Jihad is no secret.."

Posted by: War Dog at July 21, 2005 08:38 PM

War Dog, Jihad, as you know, War Dog, has several
legitimant meanings in Arabic, as it does in English. Most of those meanings do not mean violent war.

Not interested in gossip at all.

Unless you mean "The Gossip," then I give a shit.

bano=privy=bathroom?

Don't know if Cornell was a junkie....you may be thinking of Dave Navarro, Jane's Addiction guitarist, who was a heroin addict....

But it wouldn't surprise me if Cornell was.....it seems that it's a prerequisite that musicians have to be drug addicts....

Reversing Roe is now a regulatory issue that the courts will work to make it improbable for most women to have an abortion but not impossible. State's rights will control the ability.

Now that I think about it, maybe it is Vedder in the bumper.

Next time they play it, I'll listen for it.

sorry for the double post

[i wish i hand't even posted it once]

Posted by: air-ono at July 21, 2005 08:48 PM

Yeah, you pinched that one off twice, haha! And you broke up the Beatles and the Rutles too! HAha!

>>don't gimme any of this "ass-babies" nonsense
i'm not my usual tolerant self today

Not my joke, take it up with Janeane~

Hello Sam.

There are a couple of websites that post statistics about conservatives and liberals that I think you would like:
http://www.conservative-truths.com/
http://www.liberal-truths.com/

Actually, the reports are the same, but the title is written slightly differently for each site.

Check 'em out.

-Derek

i like the mike malloy show!!!

there, i got it off my chest. now i need to go deal with the headache in my tummy

Posted by: lewis_stoole at July 21, 2005 08:46 PM

yeah, mike's great.

random check should be challenged as `unreasonable search and siezure'.

"papers, can I zee your paers, please?"

That "Nation" commercial is probably the best commercial on AAR. I miss the PSA from when they started about the Polyp moving into the colon.

NUKING MECCA

Why Congressman Tom Tancredo's latest idea is both strategically and morally bankrupt.

Excerpt:

In the end, Mr. Tancredo's statement is an extreme example of the strategic and moral bankruptcy of this current administration and its congressional allies, a bankruptcy that has ensured that our democracy promotion efforts are looked upon suspiciously by Muslims while contributing to an enormous spike in global terrorism, making our country less safe.

============================================================

Response to check out esp. if you are looking for an analysis to counter those that espouse this extreme idea.

LINK:

http://www.campusprogress.org/features/404/nuking-mecca

that woman was too heavy for me, 1st thing in the morning

roducer!

producer!

this guest is boring

i want another one, less boring

Posted by: air-ono at July 21, 2005 08:41 PM

i brought the grapes you wanted me to stomp into wine.
after that, i am making home-made tomato sauce with vine ripened tomatoes plucked off the vine this morning. i apologize that i did not get to this sooner

Any example taken to an extreme, such as yours, reaches a level of absurdity that renders it logically useless. It leads to vacuous conclusions.

Q: Are you for the war? Q: Are you for the death penalty? Q: Do you believe any woman who has ever had an abortion is as guilty of murder as one who murders her 5 y/o child? Are these equivalent in your mind?

Posted by: Joe Cibula at July 21, 2005 08:46 PM

Joe. You are doing what J likes to do which is throw in the kitchen sink instead of focusing on the one issue. I didn't say that I have any problem with the anti-war approaches of this show. I agree with them. I'm not for war or death penalty. Obviously abortion is not equivalent to murder. You are making a simple mistake: you are equating opposition to one kind of extremism with embrace of a different kind of extremism.

I'm just saying - the extremism regarding abortion which ones hears - when it comes up which is not as often as at a previous time - on this show is distasteful to thinking feeling people.

I think Cornell forced into incarceration after violating probation is what broke up STP.

Oh yeah, its the ass babie thang... stupid thing to be mad about?!

WHAT IS WITH VINDINCTIVE UNFORGIVING PEOPLE?! im mean she said ass babies.. it was cool...

It was great segment and it was put in a bad light, but who cares? just one writer's opinion... jeez.. I would have thought Janeane's ego and skin to have been thicker?!

it seems that it's a prerequisite that musicians have to be drug addicts....

Posted by: Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat at July 21, 2005 08:50 PM

Yeah, you can just tell that Yanni and John Tesh are toootally wasted....

The idea of bombing Mosques and Islamic holy sites to stop them from attacking us is the same rationale the Ku Klux Klan used when their members bombed and burnt black churches. You think that kept black people quiet and in their place without attempting to retaliate?

>>random check should be challenged as `unreasonable search and siezure'.

but I think everything is unresonable search and siezure...like that 3rd grade spelling test?

why did they want to know what I could spell?

bloomberg wearing a funny hat and blowing a whistle

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_mayorbring.jpg

Neither Chris/Eddie got fucked up on H.

"SURPRAAAAHHHSE, SURPRAAAAHHHSE!"

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - During the tumultuous presidential recount in 2000, John Roberts flew to Florida and volunteered advice to Gov. Jeb Bush, whose brother was trying to clinch the election.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050721/ap_on_go_su_co/roberts_florida

I tuned in late. What's the story with Garofalo not being on air? I thought she was supposed to be back in New York by today? Maybe the republicans put her on the no-fly blacklist for airplane flight?

Who ordered the Poo-Poo Platter?

Religion is SHIT, so says the true Sage of the Age, Sri Poopy-Poopy

Sri Poopy-Poopy is the Ultimate Spiritual Teacher !!!!

Any of these statements is at least consistent:

1) kill all humans - they suck
2) because of overpopulation I favor any and all abortions
3) birth is a magickal process; a woman is a deity who should have the power of life and death over the life within her

but what doesn't make any sense is the maddeningly inance stance:

a) abortion is merely and simply a freedom that a woman has over her own body. there is no other consideration nothing to see here i'm not listening la la la la la la la

>>im mean she said ass babies.. it was cool...

It was the funniest thing Garofalo has said, so far, IMHO~

Mandatory Viewing and/or Reading

Review @ CSPAN

White House Press Conference

Contributions Down for DeLay Legal Fund

Majority Leader Tom DeLay raised $42,900 for his legal expense fund in the quarter ending June 30 — short of the fund's expenses during the period, a House report showed Thursday.

Yanni and John Tesh are not musicians......

Zach, Janeane's still off shooting that sketch show, Stella...