Basically

given the choice

i'd like god to be

a 40 yr old black woman...

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BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

GO BROWN DICKER

GO BROWN DICKER

This is interesting...apparently George Bush *does* read a newspaper every once in a while. It's a good thing, too, because otherwise how would he find out what policy he's agreed to:

Bush pulls Marvin Gaye routine,
asks "What's going on?"

"President Bush expressed dismay yesterday over plans to require American, Canadian and Mexican citizens to show passports to enter the United States — a requirement of an intelligence-reform bill he signed late last year — saying it could 'disrupt the honest flow of traffic.'

"'When I first read that in the newspaper, about the need to have passports, for particularly the day crossings that take place — about a million, for example in the state of Texas — I said, "What's going on here?"' Bush told the American Society of Newspaper Editors. 'I thought there was a better way to... expedite the legal flow of traffic and people.'

"Bush said he has instructed Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and the Department of Homeland Security to review the plan to see if there is any way to lessen the impact, such as using electronic fingerprint imaging 'to serve as a so-called passport for daily traffic.'

"A senior U.S. government official said State Department and Homeland Security officials had vetted [the passport requirement] exhaustively with the White House before announcing it April 5."

The way the church speaks to it's congregation is traditional. The method I don't think was intentionaly researched but rather evolved as what people respond to.

The tone of the church is that the speaker is the authority. He holds knowledge and a position to be revered. His tone is one of an authority figure. He is then established in the psyche as a figure akin to a father figure. He is the leader.
His persistant pointing out flaws in their behavior (sin) and enforces a guilt and a sense of inferiority in the congregation. People feel further less worthy especialy when in their minds they never draw the conclusion that all people have these flaws even the accuser. They draw from his tone, position, and the fact that he is the accuser he must be devoid of these nagging human defects.

This reinforces the position of the leader of the church. Now firmly ensconced in the trappings of authority and the power that comes with it, it results in his power to steer their minds.

Now in the Southern Baptist church this varies a little. In this church the Deacons of the church can decide on a pastor. In this case they can choose (and do) to have a pastor that caters to the same aspect of their psyche that patriotism does. The "we are better than them" aspect is prevelant here. There is less admonishment of the congregation in this environment and a subtle message of superiority that they are better and saved than the doomed Philistines outside the church doors.

But that is just my take on the whole thing.

i'd like god to be

a 40 yr old black woman...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:03 PM

Instead of Paris Hilton?

This gannon guckert thing is just a gift that keeps on giving!...

lol

It's so simply obvious that Gan/Guk was a mole tasked with exposing the lib/gay agenda and reporting back to the highest levels.

Yes, it's all a plan, a conspiricy to use the gay left against itself.

Example: Janeane has had to self-censor repaeatedly that there is not a single problem with gay/straight/man-on-dog sex BUT there is a problem with the right using homo sex as a wedge.

Seems like the wedge has been set and by Janeane et al talking about this issue like it really is important is just increasing the "hammering".

BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

BROWN DICKIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE

GO BROWN DICKER

GO BROWN DICKER

Posted by: Bo Diddler at April 25, 2005 09:04 PM

My kinda Rock and Roll!

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who's Paris Hilton?

KAREN HUGHES..was close to the WH press.

KAREN HUGHES..has a squicky clean rep..could get away with anything.

KAREN HUGHES is waaaaay messed up sexually...it's obvious.

KAREN HUGHES...took gannon our for a ride....and she was drivin.

Mr. Crowley....it's good to hear ye!

helloooo bill

a 40 yr old black woman...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:03 PM

Oprah! Yes. Cars for everybody...or Public Transportation that Works For Everybody!!!!

And books! But not Dr.Phil.#

Besides bare-back rided "the Bush" in private what other credentials did Gee Gee have?

Wasn't he a graduate of that quak GOP political leadership group headed by purple heart band-aids Moton Blackwell.

Was he in the Dobson, Perkins Focus on THis Ass mega Christian Homo society???

Child brides and vampire names: Bizarre the norm in mass murder trial

By Harriet Ryan
Court TV

FRESNO, California (Court TV) -- In an unexceptional, wood-paneled
courtroom on the fifth-floor of the downtown Superior Court here, the story
of the city's worst mass murder is unfolding in chilling detail.

The tale emerging from the trial of Marcus Wesson rivals an Anne Rice
novel, with testimony of incest, child brides, vampire aliases, coffin beds
and an apocalyptic obsession that led a one-time bank teller to turn his
extended family into a reclusive cult.

Wesson, 58, stands accused of killing nine of his children, including
seven he sired with his own daughters and nieces. He is also charged with
molestation and rape. The murder victims, ranging in age from 1 to 25, were
discovered in the family's home March 12, 2004, after a standoff with
police over a custody issue. Each had been shot once through the eye and
piled in a back bedroom ringed with antique coffins.

Of course, he was a very religous man.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/LAW/04/22/wesson/

Mr. Gannon was the bringer of the Weapon Of Ass Destruction!

ANOTHER WAR BREWING IN THE WEST: White House May Go to U.N. Over North Korean Shipments By DAVID E. SANGER Washington is debating a plan to seek a U.N. resolution empowering all nations to intercept shipments in or out of North Korea that may contain nuclear materials.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/25/politics/25prexy.html?th&emc=th

WHERE'S BOLTON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Posted by: bascombe at April 25, 2005

Renee in Ohio,

After reading (and owning) Adams' work and loving it;

After hearing (and owning) the radio play and loving it;

After seeing (and owning) the cinematic production and loving it;

I'm fearing the worst;

A stinko rip-off.

But I sure do hope for the best.

That democracy thing is really taking root in Iraq, huh?

Majority Report !!

Where Gannon is a headline

and big pretzels many times

more like a baguette !!

....

lol.

MR is the best when it's somewhat irreverent with sharp wit.

http://abutamam.blogspot.com/

news and links and proverbs and stuff.

We can't believe ANY democrat is talking about compromise and surrender. This is insanity. The polls are massively in our favor. We must SPEAK OUT NOW to tell our senators NO MEANS NO ON UNQUALIFIED JUDGES.

http://www.usalone.com

Are we going to go limp in the face of little Justice Sunday circus. Hell NO! Did they not hear us hear us the first time we told them a small number of their proposed nominees were TOTALLY unacceptable? Do they have to hear from each and every one of us in person for them to get the message? Well, maybe they do. And that's why it is so important for all of us speak out now by submitting the form above and tell them once and for all that no means no!

figured this out. Gannon is the pretzel that Bush "choked" on

Posted by: Scorpion at April 25, 2005 09:00 PM

Hee, hee, hee! Good one.

Dr.Phil scares me. #

a 40 yr old black woman...

on minimum wage with three kids

a 3yr old, one 12 and one draft age...

who's Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:06 PM

A spoiled heiress, completely out of touch with most of our rea;iy.

she has reality shows where she mixes with commoners and is amusingly disgusted by them.

This is who I think God is like right now.

But, God and I haven't really talked since George W started talking for him/her.

ok, dentext, I'll add Karen to the poll.

Now go vote for gawd's sake!

ANOTHER WAR BREWING IN THE WEST: White House May Go to U.N. Over North Korean Shipments By DAVID E. SANGER Washington is debating a plan to seek a U.N. resolution empowering all nations to intercept shipments in or out of North Korea that may contain nuclear materials.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/25/politics/25prexy.html?th&emc=th

WHERE'S BOLTON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Posted by: bascombe at April 25, 2005

I went to a Soup and Study at my church yesterday. There were three speakers talking about different community projects that are faith inspired. One of them was B.R.E.A.D.(Building Responsibility Equality And Dignity). Nobody seems to update their web site, but you can click to see a dated version of what they are about.

The person speaking about the organization (which has a huge meeting coming up a week from Monday, and Paula Brooks, our new county commissioner, will be speaking) talked about the Book of Deuteronomy. Of course, I think of that as the book with all those rules, but the speaker said something I hadn't really heard or thought of before. He commented that this was the point when Moses had been told that he would not be able to enter the Promised Land, so he had to be sure to give complete instructions. The speaker commented that he has a son who is turning 18 soon and finds himself thinking, "Okay, have I told you *everything*?"

Anyway, he specifically pointed out the instructions about kings, including:

"He must not accumulate large amounts of silver and gold."

Yeah, right. Kings and other leaders tend to be fond of large amounts of silver and gold. And the prophets were always having to speak truth to power when they strayed. Telling us about this was the speaker's roundabout way of getting to the point he was making, that, as people of faith, we need to hold our leaders accountable and make sure they don't turn their backs on the poor.

Oprah is not progressive enough.

Toni Morrison-though is a bit older-is the best.

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 08:56 PM

Renee, Sounds good. I hope you are right. I really loved the books and the radio programs. Remember when this group had not invetented the wheel because they could not discide what color to paint it?

*

hey!

did they ever find Osama Bin Laden?

a 40 yr old black woman...

on minimum wage with three kids

a 3yr old, one 12 and one draft age...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:10 PM

It could swing either way then, she could be very
nice and patient or she could pissed at this fucking dumb world that hides its hyprocrisy in pr names.#

Taint no WMDs....All Right...........

But seriously...
Where did i read, the Iraqi's have been raiding the chemical plants etc and gearing up for a big hit on US soldiers.

a 40 yr old black woman...

on minimum wage with three kids

a 3yr old, one 12 and one draft age...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:10 PM

distincly american kinda God eh?

[Shaking fist at sky] Yeah, God, I'm talking to YOU!!!

Is it true the fudge is a very popular

sweet at the Bush White House ?

Hey the war can pay for itself...using their own oil.

Jeanene is exactly right.

So funny Chubby Bubba.

Where the is wraps....

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speaking of money missing

did'nt the pentagon lose 2 trillion recently?

I went to a Soup and Study at my church yesterday.

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:11 PM

----------------------------------------------

I would like for it to be entered into the record that I did nothing to sully this absolutely ripe opportunity for satire.

That's right Sam. We need to stay in Iraq. Nobody else can "fix" this. Everyone else is incompetent. Only we can "fix" Iraq.

That's why we need to stay there for years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:03 PM

amen 2 that

like billie holiday

now THAT'S a god i can worship & go to church for

damnation!

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Instead of Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Chubby_Bubba, Rajah of Bhong at April 25, 2005 09:05 PM

------------------------------------

(from previous thread re: the misspelling of kim il duce)

The latter was his flamboyant hairdresser.

Posted by: dr at April 25, 2005 08:57 PM

CLASSIC!

doc holliday scores big time

damn!

UnJustice Sunday, Bloody Sunday !!!

jimmyJEFF GANNONguckert is doing simple scotty mcclellan and karl(marxSTALIN) rove.

I like that Janeane and Sam are getting a flow and gaining some chops on the radio thing. I don't think they are making the best of the Bill Crowley segments. Seems like the more they gain steam the less he gets in edge-wise.

who's Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:06 PM

_________

Not who Jim, but what.

A trashy flop-house in France.

..

yay. I love payback time!

Shove the truth to wingnut troath..!

Gee Gee weapon of ass destruction.

- Yeah AIDS blasts hits right wing homo's disproportionately!!! Father Reagon had only taken it seriously and effected a cure instead of ignoring it.

Sen. Isackson (R-SC) Praises Filibuster--in Iraq
by Chris Bowers

This is priceless. One of the supporters of eliminating the filibuster praises it as a means of protecting minority rights in Iraq, and as a shining example of how Irais are learning from Americans. Here is an exceprt from his speech:
"Don't you fear that the Shi'ites inevitably being in the majority, that you will be overrun? And he says, 'oh no, we have a secret weapon.' Mr. President, this is a Kurdish leader, in the middle of Iraq in the 21st century who said he had a secret weapon. And when asked what it was, he said one word, 'filibuster'" [...]
"It is one of their minority leaders, proudly stating one of the pillars and principles of our government, as the way they would ensure that the majority never overran the minority."

This is not an old speech. Isackson was elected to the Senate in November just as this fight was heating up. Here is a video of the entire thing.

http://www.mydd.com/

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. Is anyone really surprised because Clinton did a promotion for Tony Blair? If Hillary were not going to run during '08, he would probably launch ad spots for Jeb Bush.

...and don't tell me "We can't let the Tories win the prime minister spot!" I don't care. He should not have endorsed Blair.

Things NGOs can do?

Things the UN can do. You would think they would stop attacking the UN for a moment, if only because of respect for the American tax payer's money. Everything the UN can do, these overpaid contractors don't have to do.

Wow, so are today's republicans worse than WW2 Japanese internment or Slavery? How about irradication of Native Americans?

I saw President Douche holding HANDS with Crown Prince Butthole-lah today on CNN !!!!

I thought that both leaders disliked gays!!!

another haiku to light the way:

the lusty Gannon
had a load to do, dang it
April sweet blossoms

They want the Iraqis to die Janeane!

eya w

i'm flexible,

and ignorant probbly

your version?

STOP DOING JENNIFER JASON LEIGH AS DOROTHY PARKER, DAMMIT!

No. the right has abandoned racism. They used to be anti black, anti jewish, anti-ethnic racists and zenophobes. But that is all over now. Now they just hate "LIBERALS" And who are these "LIBERALS"? Why mostly blacks, jews and ethnics of course. So see how much they have changed. They have simply traded racial bigotry for idological bigotry.

I can't wait until MR is available out here, in LA, on the radio. I'm not a big fan of paying for radio, it would be nice to be able to leave and still catch the show.

But they both held hands, and probably checked out some oil derricks and rubbed each other down with Petroleum Jelly !!!

new post @ www.lizzwinstead.net

Mr. President, this is a Kurdish leader, in the middle of Iraq in the 21st century who said he had a secret weapon. And when asked what it was, he said one word, 'filibuster'" [...] "

http://www.mydd.com/

Posted by: toniD at April 25, 2005 09:16 PM

!!!

I hope the daily show sees that!

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:17 PM

Butbutbut...Anybody But Bush! Anybody But Bush! Vote for the least-worst! Shut Up And Vote!

The actual intelligence analysts are really, really smart and capable. The idea that the lowest level personnel intelligence analysts didn't know there were no WMD is just crazy! They've got acres of computers, they've got satellites that can count your freckles, they listen into every electronic transmission on the planet and translate them automatically.

They even had the cell phone numbers of the highest level military officers.

And they didn't know there were no WMD? That's nuts!

US military worried over change in Iraq attacks

recent escalation in insurgent attacks

Iraqi forces desert posts as insurgent attacks are stepped up

U.S. Establishes IED Intel Team in Iraq

video

Army clears top brass in Abu Ghraib scandal

Impunity for D. Rumsfeld and other state terrorists

Human Rights Watch Calls for Accountability Into U.S. Abuse of Detainees

Government Documents on Torture Freedom of Information Act

The Pentagon's Secret Stash : Why we'll never see the second round of Abu Ghraib photos

(video)

This is as good as any Majority Report I have heard so far! Thanks Sam and Janeane.

By the way, I ordered the Trahscan Sinatras enhanced CD during their performance. Great!

I went to a Soup and Study at my church yesterday.
Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:11 PM

Just out of curiosity, how was the soup?

JANEANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you stop wishing that Labour will loose on May 5th here in England.

Although I totally disgaree with the decision to go to war in Iraq I live here and if the Conservatives were to win here in England they would cut back a lot of environmetal protection and tax breaks for the top...and many of the current republican policies.

I Hope Labour will win, but with a reduced majority and not be able to get away with things liek Iraq. BUT PLEASEEEEE DONT wish the conservatives of us... There have been Progressive policies carried out here which i for one support. OUt Health service is better and more help and assistance for the poor etc.

The following is from a report on an appearance in Australia by the producer of the Hitchhiker's Guide movie, Robbie Stamp:

Interesting things we saw/heard:
* The decision for Zaphod's second head was Douglas'. Robbie also mentioned that Douglas was trying to give the two heads different personalities; this should show up in the movie.
* We got to see the model of the Heart of Gold and a bit of a look at it while it was under construction. There are apparently over 4,000 light globes used in it, but they were aiming for 4,200...
* We were told that 'Journey of the Sorcerer’ will be used in the film. The rest of the music has been scored for the movie.
* We were told of a fake deleted scene for the DVD, which is really a joke against over-enthusiastic fans worrying about them destroying the movie. It will have in it Arthur running in, holding Marvin's arm, using it as a machine gun to save Trillian. The scene then breaks down into all the actors complaining and saying stereotypical lines.
* In test screenings the whale scene has usually ranked in the top three scenes. Robbie said that he considered this scene to be the test of the movie, if it is received well, he thinks the whole movie will succeed. Interesting things we saw/heard:
* The decision for Zaphod's second head was Douglas'. Robbie also mentioned that Douglas was trying to give the two heads different personalities; this should show up in the movie.
* We got to see the model of the Heart of Gold and a bit of a look at it while it was under construction. There are apparently over 4,000 light globes used in it, but they were aiming for 4,200...
* We were told that 'Journey of the Sorcerer’ will be used in the film. The rest of the music has been scored for the movie.
* We were told of a fake deleted scene for the DVD, which is really a joke against over-enthusiastic fans worrying about them destroying the movie. It will have in it Arthur running in, holding Marvin's arm, using it as a machine gun to save Trillian. The scene then breaks down into all the actors complaining and saying stereotypical lines.
* In test screenings the whale scene has usually ranked in the top three scenes.

I saw President Douche holding HANDS with Crown Prince Butthole-lah today on CNN !!!!

I thought that both leaders disliked gays!!!

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:17 PM

So that's why Gul/Gan is kept around!

eya w
i'm flexible,
and ignorant probbly
your version?

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:18 PM

no, remember Bush says, "distincly american' when a woman come up and say I hve three jobs and a kid or something like that.

RIGHT-WINGER BLASTS O'REILLY

April 25, 2005 -- RABID radio host Michael Savage is whining that he has been banned from the Fox News Channel after he dissed Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity.
The controversial conservative — who was fired by MSNBC in 2003 after referring to a caller to his show as "a sodomite" who should "get AIDS and die" — recently burned more bridges by calling O'Reilly a "Leper-Con who poses as a conservative" and Hannity "another Republican bootlicker who began as a Rush [Limbaugh] understudy" on his "Savage Nation" radio show.

Savage claims that he's been bumped off four scheduled appearances on Fox News Channel in the wake of his caustic comments.

"These two are now acting the way the mainstream media has been acting for decades, thinking they are the gatekeepers of who shall be heard in the conservative world," Savage sputtered in a statement.

"Both are jealous of my audience and are trying to silence me because they do not want the competition."

Savage boasted that the supposed "ban" has not affected sales of his new book, "Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder," which debuts at No. 6 on the New York Times best-seller list next week.

The gay-bashing broadcaster isn't the only publicity hound taking aim at O'Reilly, the undisputed king of cable news.

Catholic League president Bill Donohue, famed for firing off several press releases a day to media outlets, is ticked that O'Reilly once described him as a "witch-hunter" and Pope John Paul II as an "autocrat."

"My members are a little bit fed up with him," Donohue claims. "I guess he feels like if he is to the left of me, he'll appear more fair and balanced. We're on the same side philosophically on most issues. But I feel like, when someone crosses the line from criticism to disparagement, I'm gonna call them on it."

A Fox News Channel spokesperson responds: "One is a well-known hater, and the other is a notorious publicity hound. We congratulate them on their successful attention-grabbing efforts."

Man will become a maneater">LINK

I went to a Soup and Study at my church yesterday. Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:11 PM

Just out of curiosity, how was the soup?

Posted by: Rusty at April 25, 2005 09:20 PM

Didn't you hear, Wendy's was catering, so there were enough thumbs for everyone to turn the pages of their Bibles! haha!!!

JANEANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you stop wishing that Labour will loose on May 5th here in England.

Although I totally disagree with the decision to go to war in Iraq I live here and if the Conservatives were to win here in England they would cut back a lot of environmental protection and tax breaks for the top...and many of the current republican policies.

I Hope Labour will win, but with a reduced majority and not be able to get away with things like Iraq. BUT PLEASEEEEE DONT wish the conservatives of us... There have been Progressive policies carried out here which I for one support. Our Health service is better and more help and assistance for the poor etc.

I've been told that Jeff Gannon is the master of the..... FILLABUTTSIR?

A trashy flop-house in France.

Posted by: dr at April 25, 2005 09:15 PM

That's true on so many levels.

Gee Gee weapon of ass destruction.

Posted by: pablo at April 25, 2005 09:16 PM

ROFL

Gee Gee is now the MR code name.

I wonder if they gave Gee Gee pointers

on getting the White House scoop, or

if Gee Gee gave pointers, or both ?

I'm thinking both, I bet they jousted

on how to dish out the scoop.

This is as good as any Majority Report I have heard so far! Thanks Sam and Janeane.

Posted by: Jim H at April 25, 2005 09:19 PM

yeah very crisp.

The archive of this show should be sent to every FMR Republican with a few functioning brain cells left. I know that's not many but still worth a try.

Didn't you hear, Wendy's was catering, so there were enough thumbs for everyone to turn the pages of their Bibles! haha!!!

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:21 PM

Ha, ha, ha, you scurvy SOB, you!

hee hee w!

got it...

i'm still recovering from my personal smokescreen.

Posted by: Catharine at April 25, 2005 08:59 PM

Hiya, Katarina!

Did ya get to see dada's gig last Wed?

I've been told that Jeff Gannon is the master of the..... FILLABUTTSIR?

Posted by: Weird Homer at April 25, 2005 09:22 PM

Noe that is funny! LMFAO

i would say god is Wanda Coleman

MISLEADING: In Telecast, Frist Defends His Effort to Stop Filibusters
By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK
Senator Bill Frist stepped up his threats to change Senate rules to circumvent blockades of judicial nominees while calling for "more civility in political life."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/25/politics/25justice.html?th&emc=th

Janeane is so fucking convoluted that she always has to reset her opinions... just like this...

Regarding Bush and the way he expresses affection for other men, has everyone here seen the "smoking scalp" pictures? (click)

Frankenstein's monster isn't stupid! Read the book, peeps!

Bush hosting some friends at the Whitehouse.

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/4622/potusthunder8qm.gif

Regarding Bush and the way he expresses affection for other men, has everyone here seen the "smoking scalp" pictures? (click)

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:24 PM

Huh?

Did ya get to see dada's gig last Wed?

Posted by: Liberal-at-large at April 25, 2005 09:23 PM

why yes, senor.

'twas fucking amazing, actually. I looked for you in case you were goin to be there ...

no, remember Bush says, "distincly american' when a woman come up and say I hve three jobs and a kid or something like that.

Posted by: wanda at April 25, 2005 09:21 PM

Yes! she was one of the pre-scripted folk from the audience. She ad-libbed about her 3 jobs and W could not wrap his head around the reality the 3 jobs weren't really by choice.

I've been told that Jeff Gannon is the master of the..... FILLABUTTSIR?

Posted by: Weird Homer at April 25, 2005 09:22 PM

This is hilarious! Good one!

Frankenstein's monster isn't stupid! Read the book, peeps!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:25 PM

It's ver humane too in the end.

Posted by: Rusty at April 25, 2005 09:25 PM

Either click my name, or google "smoking scalp".

Janeane loves that comment: "For some people, being born again is easier than growing up."

Just out of curiosity, how was the soup?

Posted by: Rusty at April 25, 2005 09:20 PM

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Stop it! Just stop it!

Your teasing is breaking my resolve.

I've been told that Jeff Gannon is the master of the..... FILLABUTTSIR?

Posted by: Weird Homer at April 25, 2005 09:22 PM

Gannon Guckert, the fuckert, he's all for Filla-Butt-Buster! Haha!!! After all, he claimed to be a "Top", but he was really all just FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM, just like his skanky HO-Made blend called Gannon Yogurt !!!

a 40 yr old black woman...

on minimum wage with three kids

a 3yr old, one 12 and one draft age...

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:10 PM

distincly american kinda God eh?

Posted by: wanda at April 25, 2005 09:13 PM

who's Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Sunshine Jim at April 25, 2005 09:06 PM

_________

Not who Jim, but what.

A trashy flop-house in France.

Posted by: dr at April 25, 2005 09:15 PM

LOL,

NOW THAT'S PUNK! kudos

[re-posted, lest we forget]

*

Wanda Coleman as God

http://www.thejazzcat.net/_photos/DSC01531.JPG

Either click my name, or google "smoking scalp".

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:27 PM

mfg! i mean i have seen the president rubbing balds before but i never put it together like that.#

Yes! she was one of the pre-scripted folk from the audience. She ad-libbed about her 3 jobs and W could not wrap his head around the reality the 3 jobs weren't really by choice.

Posted by: Chubby_Bubba, Rajah of Bhong at April 25, 2005 09:26 PM

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For real?
I wouldn't be surprised.
A Rove tactic?

Re Rene's pics: Its the laying of hands thing...but it makes you blind.

Didn't you hear, Wendy's was catering, so there were enough thumbs for everyone to turn the pages of their Bibles! haha!!!

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:21 PM

_________

Minds me of a quip a buddy of mine made once't.

He were displayin' his wares at a show once that, unbeknownst to him, turned out to be attended predominantly by fire-breathin' evangelicals.

The watchword for the show was cheap, as in no jack trading hands.

So at the end of the run, he characterized it like this here:

"Them folks brung the 10 Commandments and $10, and damned if they didn't break either one."

The mega churches like the mega prison industry- reveal a serious failure of American Society.

Frankenstein's monster isn't stupid! Read the book, peeps!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:25 PM

The monster taught himself to read with books he found in the trash. He was actually quite intelligent. Just a bit...ah...emotionally unstable.

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:27 PM

now that is spooky...and I betcha dimes to donuts, everytime W was rubbin' a bald head he had another `unexplained bulge'(like the one he had during the 2nd deate w/Kerry), but this it wasn't on his back!

the reality the 3 jobs weren't really by choice.

Posted by: Chubby_Bubba, Rajah of Bhong at April 25, 2005 09:26 PM

Bush would have a hard time comprehending

having one real job, let alone three.

The mega churches like the mega prison industry- reveal a serious failure of American Society.

Posted by: edna ellen poe at April 25, 2005 09:31 PM

I wonder if somebody already investigate the inner working. large organisation always has weaknesses. (corruption, compromise, stomping people, etc)

For some people, being born again is easier than growing up."

sounds like something Mark Twain would have said.

Late on the blog.....

A Message from John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of
the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign
Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next
year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour'
and 'neighbour.' Likewise,
you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise." Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up "vocabulary").
Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as "US English." We
will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker
will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and
the elimination of "-ize." You will relearn your original
national anthem, "God Save The Queen."

*

do we have any

mega concert hall/head shops?

maybe we should strike back...

Bush is "fabuous"

God bless John Cleese.

PAnic in detroit

Whither A Third Party?
by Chris Bowers

In the Los Angles Times, Ron Brownstein, via Joe Trippi, speculates on the how the Internet could fuel a future major third-party / independent Presidential run:

read more at:
http://www.mydd.com/

The actual intelligence analysts are really, really smart and capable. The idea that the lowest level personnel intelligence analysts didn't know there were no WMD is just crazy! They've got acres of computers, they've got satellites that can count your freckles, they listen into every electronic transmission on the planet and translate them automatically.

They even had the cell phone numbers of the highest level military officers.

And they didn't know there were no WMD? That's nuts!

Posted by: Ken Warner at April 25, 2005 09:19 PM

*wink*

Think about Goebbels' version of "the big lie" & you'll understand how Dumbya & the pukes are operating per usual. The WMD's lie is simply one of the most egregious.

The mega churches like the mega prison industry- reveal a serious failure of American Society.

Posted by: edna ellen poe at April 25, 2005 09:31 PM

It's the Super Center Walmart syndrome.

Just out of curiosity, how was the soup?

Posted by: Rusty at April 25, 2005 09:20 PM

________

It was a study in good taste, sir.

John Cleese cont'd
July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using
guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort
things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable
peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this
is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts,
and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit
of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will
help you understand the British sense of humour.

I agree with Teddy Salad.

Time to put the "fun" in fundamentalism.

So true Wanda.

Bush is "fabuous"

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:34 PM

----------
Great, I remember that site, it's fabuous, isn't it.
Or is it "marvy."

Made in China mega church?

Here's something Janeane might appreciate if she notices:

I recently overheard a group of Christians discussing megachurches in Louisville; they said the largest Louisville megachurch is sometimes called
SIX FLAGS OVER JESUS

There were never any good old days.

"We need to have more families like there were on TV in the 50's.".

Bill Clinton said that.

W sure can imagine having 3 jobs....more ..in fact.

3 paychecks...3 secrataries..3 vacations 3 office christmass parties..

he just can't imagine showing up and doing any work.

This isn't the first religious revival we have had in this country. They have come and gone over the years, I wonder how long the average religious revivals have lasted in this country.

"Christian Pistols," classic.

Posted by: Rusty at April 25, 2005 09:25 PM

Either click my name, or google "smoking scalp".

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:27 PM

Okay, now I understand. You have to understand, this is probably the closest George W. Bush will ever get to laying his hands on some real brains.

Howard Zinn would know, and he would make a great guest too.

Christian Rock is awful. Ever see any John Tesh?

Listen to old Gospel music, like Mahalia Jackson.

Renee,

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"

-- President Bush, May 27, 2004

this monkey is so fucking embarassing for Americans

Perhaps to HOOKERS like Gannon Guckert, a Fill-a-Butt-Buster is when he gets paid to fuck the ASS of a fellow self-hating log cabin ReButtlicken, as Drudge has been alleged to be... So skanky Drudge should report on that, Haha, his very own Fill-a-Butt-Buster !!!

But, since we're on the topic of Fill-a-Butt-Busters, let's not forget the scandalous sphincter charmer known as Bill Frist. Perhaps you've heard of the skanky term "Fisting", when a Fist is stuck into a greasy HOLE. Well, now a term has been created for Bill Frist and other scandalous ReButtlicken leaders who want to Fist Fuck the entire country over, and this term is called FRISTING !!! These corrupt Douche Bags in power want to Fist Fuck America by destroying democracy by getting rid of the minorities right to protest in Congress, the way that happened in the movie Mr Smith Goes to Washington, and thus rip everyones ASSES OUT !!! Don't let them FRIST FUCK YOU, because that would be an even bigger Fill-a-Butt-Buster than even the likes of Gannon Guckert and Drudge could even pull using their supposedlu greasy self-hating log cabin ReButtlicken ways!!!

hm. this guy did his homework.

>>Bill Clinton said that.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:38 PM

could you cite a source for that? I googled the phrase and found nothing.

..

Comedy time..!!

Comedy time!!

we definitely can poke fun of this whole religion bit.

It's Steve Martin all over again!

*

"Shopping For Jesus!"

Come on down folks!

yay. I love payback time!

Shove the truth to wingnut troath..!

Posted by: wanda at April 25, 2005 09:16 PM

________

By my troth, I loath to use such an oath.

But by my creed, I seed the need for just such a trothful feed.

Yep Ajax,

you're right.

I'm getting to the point where I can't stand religion.

Re Rene's pics: Its the laying of hands thing...but it makes you blind.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:30 PM

LOL,

they iz alreddy blarn'd

they'z be chronic masturbators 4 da lord

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Posted by: Dexter2999 at April 25, 2005 09:33 PM

LOL, nice

"We need to have more families like there were on TV in the 50's.".

Bill Clinton said that.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:38 PM

-------
...and Jerry Mathers as the beaver.

>.Listen to old Gospel music, like Mahalia Jackson.
Posted by: Hymns to the Silence at April 25, 2005 09:39 PM

or Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

It was in front of a 1995 speech in front of a black congregation (that Bill Clinton quote).

It was part of his co-opting "family values".

That description of Gannon/Guckert partying in the White House reminds me of the orgy scene in the movie JFK.

All I wanted, in the world, was to be a catholic priest. Live in a monastery, pray, serve God. I had one fuckin'... one terrible fuckin' weakness. And then they fucked me!"

"I'm so fuckin' exhausted. I can't see straight."

Fuck, man! It's a mystery, it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!

Oh... no.... When I Googled a phrase, one of my Majority Report entries appeared on the search results page.

I kid you not

this sharlet guy's analysis is weak

krap. he must look good or have $$ or something.

maybe that's why he can walk with the jeezus church of Depot Warehouse

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:42 PM

cool !!

While the PikesPeak Peace and Justice commission was picketing Ted's church last October in an action against his having a political meeting in his church, as his parking lot filled up with Escalades and other big pricy cars some one was heard to say " Boy oh Boy what i wouldn't give for an AC130 right now". Not eveyone is happy with what Ted is doing.

For whats it worth the New Life Church was also not one of the places where Justice Sunday was shown on Sunday.

Whither A Third Party? by Chris Bowers

(...)

Posted by: toniD at April 25, 2005 09:35 PM

Are Chris and Betty Bowers married?

A thousand year theocratic government?
God, help us all.

Ajax,

look... It's the second result

"deal with devil"

Who was David Ferrie AKA: Gannon/Guckert?

http://www.jfk-online.com/jfk100whoferrie.html

Renee,

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"

-- President Bush, May 27, 2004

this monkey is so fucking embarassing for Americans

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:39 PM

Well, maybe Bush said this as he was HOLDING HANDS with Crown Prince Butthole-lah just today !!!

How many people with money really hold hands with their dealers? Bush is greasing the palms of those from the land of palm trees, all that for petroleum jelly? Oh, but there's sand in that vaseline....

My favorite Cheney dig.

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/6096/phonecheneyrevcopy2gf.jpg

Frankly,

I would like Bill and Hilary to get loss.

I'm as sick of them as the Bushes.

We've made it to Google !!

YEEEEEE HAAAAAAA !!

we definitely can poke fun of this whole religion bit.

Posted by: wanda at April 25, 2005 09:41 PM

---------------------------------------------

Is it warm in here or do you need a crucifix?

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:42 PM

noticed that myself last week

"What are we going to do about Colorado Springs?

What if we cede it back to Mexico? We in California could compensate you by giving you, oh, say, Washington square and the surrounding streets. Now that would be a fair deal. Wouldn’t it?

Google is manipulating us. We are Google's marionettes! Good. I bought a lot of Google's stock a few days ago.

Google, Google, Google promo

S&G don't know the FUN da MENTAL cases..
they don't get walmart protestants very well at all

he's leading them down the garden path.

How many people with money really hold hands with their dealers?

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:45 PM

I'm pretty sure the ones that get free blow for blowjobs do...

it's like d&d, but without the dice and demonic influences.

;)

Dexter, it's creepy :)

For religious humor (the "we can laugh at ourselves" kind), check out Ship of Fools.

I just laughed out loud at an animated image of the new pope as a Dalek (from Doctor Who) moving back and forth and saying "Excommunicate!" (instead of "Exterminate!" like the more traditional Daleks)

Isn't Col. Springs the place with the fundamnetalist mormons?

The Bushes entertaining the Clintons.

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/6525/lampcopy2reduce7ih.jpg

Christian Rock is awful. Ever see any John Tesh?

Posted by: Hymns to the Silence at April 25, 2005 09:39 PM

__________

Surely a immobilizing curse in and of itself.

Like listening to Wm. Shatner sing but w/o the camp value.

At least Bill Shatner is awful but funny.

Tesh has no redeeming comedic value.

Much like standing in line or having your wisdom teeth removed, listening to John Test is an ordeal to be endured, like visiting the stations of the cross.

That is precisely why he has an audience. He is a necessary evil that supports and sustains theological dogma.

Whoof! Whoof!

[OK, when did I first start talking out my ass, here?]

Sam, Sam....iyou are asking THE CENTRAL problem of their movement. (interpretation, class of ideas.. etc)

Although I totally disgaree with the decision to go to war in Iraq I live here and if the Conservatives were to win here in England they would cut back a lot of environmetal protection and tax breaks for the top...and many of the current republican policies.

Posted by: David Bird at April 25, 2005 09:20 PM

And, the Conservatives would have gone into Iraq also. So the British never really had a choice about it.

I dind't know anyone knew what a Dalek was! They scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

Janean just had to suck down this guy shooting down her "functional retard" and "rapture right" angles. Finally, someone is on this show with sober criticizim of the right.

>Google is manipulating us. We are Google's >marionettes!

Good. I bought a lot of Google's stock a few days ago. Google, Google, Google promo

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:46 PM

Wow, has Michael the Anti-Colonizer had his arse colonized by Google?

Google My Tits !!!! Hahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:45 PM

Your "deal with the devil" was a very good

use of the phrase.

I'm actually quite proud of;

US fascist media propaganda brothels

Either click my name, or google "smoking scalp".

Posted by: Renee in Ohio at April 25, 2005 09:27 PM

________

I think that's got to be the oddest pick-up line I've ever heard.

Can you say it really slow and sexy this time?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:50 PM

DAMN YOU TYPEKEY !!

How many people with money really hold hands with their dealers?

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:45 PM

I'm pretty sure the ones that get free blow for blowjobs do...

Posted by: Chubby_Bubba, Rajah of Bhong at April 25, 2005 09:47 PM

Yeah, everyone who's kneelin' ain't prayin'
and not everyone's mat faces Mecca !!!!

Mecca-Licka-high-Mecca-Heiny-Ho !!!!!!

i don't want to be lonely no more

idon't want to be lonely anymore

the last segment re Colorado Springs was excellent..thanks.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:49 PM

Apparently, you were not alone...

I'VE GOT DALEK PHOBIA

What's this one.
This guy holds hands with everybody?

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/3038/bushhands8vk.jpg

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:50 PM

Hey, at least I'm not going to pay taxes to this government. I will move during late June. When you guys sort this mess out, I might return... emphasis on "might."

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:50 PM

DAMN YOU TYPEKEY !!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:51 PM

DOUBLE DAMN YOU TYPEKEY !!

Also be aware that Colo Springs is where NORAD, the Space command, and Fort Carson is. Its not some place you want to "do something with" like playing with the Borg, you will be assimilated, you will be destroyed. When we demonstrated agains the invasion of IRAQ in March of 2003 Colo Springs was one of only two places in the country where the police used tear gas against the demonstraors.

Frankenstein's monster isn't stupid! Read the book, peeps!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:25 PM

The monster taught himself to read with books he found in the trash. He was actually quite intelligent. Just a bit...ah...emotionally unstable.

Posted by: AlanSmithee at April 25, 2005 09:32 PM

_________

This is too easy.

But I, too, shall forbear and refrain for once.

Posted by: Cathy in Seattle, Nobel Prize Nominated Blogger at April 25, 2005 09:36 PM

"i learn. i learn, mr. fawlty. i learn"

ah, the ol' dogz still got it

-------------------------------------------

Posted by: "NEWS CONSUMER" at April 25, 2005 09:42 PM

(dig those funky eyebrows, daddy-oh)

pesci @ his finest

playing a rat-bastard

Oh... no.... When I Googled a phrase, one of my Majority Report entries appeared on the search results page.

I kid you not

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:42 PM

that is crazy

the internet is scary

That's a really bad Italian accent, and Janeane's Italian!

Colorado Springs has great bike shops, and cyclists..

it just happened to be a white people with too much money could go, and find others like themselvs.

we should keep colorado springs...and get rid of some of the undisirables who inhabit it.

make them go live in a place that was beatiful...untill factory famrs or the oil n gas bidness made it unlivable.

Hey, at least I'm not going to pay taxes to this government. I will move during late June. When you guys sort this mess out, I might return... emphasis on "might."

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:53 PM

Oh, so the Anti-Colonizer is going to flee his homeland, like a whipped chicken, like a coward fleeing when his land needs him!!! So, the Anti-Colonizer is going to go Colonize some other place? "Hurumph, what Cheakiness!" Hahaha!!!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:50 PM

Thanks. Actually, I searched for an article that I cited a long time ago. I told a fellow blogger that I remembered Dowd wrote that the Dems "made a deal with the devil" as a reference to the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. I wanted to find the article. I actually quoted Sam when I wrote that entry: "I never read Maureen Dowd. She is a waste of time."

This show is almost over...

Peaches, crackers and lou dog,

...Joey the Clown is probably undercover at a kid's birthday party. When they catch him, he should get credit for time already served.

"Also be aware that Colo Springs is where NORAD, the Space command, and Fort Carson is. Its not some place you want to "do something with" like playing with the Borg, you will be assimilated, you will be destroyed. When we demonstrated agains the invasion of IRAQ in March of 2003 Colo Springs was one of only two places in the country where the police used tear gas against the demonstraors."

Posted by: Fred at April 25, 2005 09:53 PM

Now, that is truely scary. AHH!

That description of Gannon/Guckert partying in the White House reminds me of the orgy scene in the movie JFK.

Joe Pesci, Kevin Bacon, Tommy Lee Jones. They were dressed in these wild costumes, dresses, womans wigs, make up, gold paint, dressed up like "Mercury." They were chasing each other around, getting high, etc...

From JFK:

Joe Pesci as David Ferrie:

"All I wanted, in the world, was to be a catholic priest. Live in a monastery, pray, serve God. I had one fuckin'... one terrible fuckin' weakness. And then they fucked me!"

"I'm so fuckin' exhausted. I can't see straight."

"Who did the President, who killed Kennedy. Fuck, man! It's a mystery, it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know, don't you get it?! Fuck, man!!"

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Joe_Pesci

Okay, I am programmed and ready to go.

"weeeeeeee"

hahahaha

I was punished with the Stations Of The Cross.

There's nothing like being banished into an empty church with a rosary for a few hours to give one time to contemplate what it was that one did wrong to facilitate one's capture.

No, but i recently saw Tony the Chin, Janeane.

*

Peaches the clown!

Posted by: LeeP at April 25, 2005 09:55 PM

My name ("Colonizer") pertains to Chimp's neo-colonizers. His form of colonization is not a traditional 17-19th century colonization, but it is colonization nonetheless. Look, it's not "cowardly." It's a vote. It's a boycott. Most importantly, it's a ultimatum.

peaches!

Ann Coulter was in Ohio last week. She appeared at the right-wing mega Church, World Harvest. Rod Parsley is the lunatic, fascist pastor.

A journalist went undercover to the event. On another radio show, he played a snippet of her speech. Ann actually said, " David Duke was unable to teach at any college, but Ward Churchill could".

If you haven't express your outrage at Time Magazine for putting her on the cover.

Please?

letters@time.com

Good show.

peeaches
xx

*an ultimatum.

damn my fast typing... I just can't do it

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:50 PM

DAMN YOU TYPEKEY !!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 25, 2005 09:51 PM

DOUBLE DAMN YOU TYPEKEY !!

Posted by: Ajax at April 25, 2005 09:53 PM

DAMN YOU AJAX!!!DAMN YOU AJAX!!!

cate, peaches to you

Think about Goebbels' version of "the big lie" & you'll understand ...

Posted by: Liberal-at-large at April 25, 2005 09:35 PM

________

Minor correx: Twere Hitler who propounded this axiom about the people's willingness to believe a big lie over a small one. Comes from Mein Kampf, from the chapter on propaganda, if memory serves. Surely one of the most turgid yet horrifying books ever written. The blueprint is pretty much all there for all of Hitler's atrocities.

Churchill is one of the few who believed Hitler was serious long before Hitler got internationally aggressive.

U.S. Establishes IED Intel Team in Iraq -

Remember, they lost 384,00 TONS of explosives. there's nothing to improvise.

I was punished with the Stations Of The Cross.

There's nothing like being banished into an empty church with a rosary for a few hours to give one time to contemplate what it was that one did wrong to facilitate one's capture.

Posted by: Crank Bait at April 25, 2005 09:58 PM
--------------------------

I served mass as a kid, including The Stations of The Cross. No one was in church for that unless they were there anyway.

hey everyone .

dont forget aout the anarchists meetting..

when and where was it again?

Oh-oh, got to run...

Just heard a big breaking story on the 10 o'clock news:

SOMEONE HAS SEEN JESUS IN A TORTILLA!

peaches

peaches

rolly polly

peaches

G'nite gang!

If you haven't express your outrage at Time Magazine for putting her on the cover.

Please?

letters@time.com

Posted by: edna ellen poe at April 25, 2005 09:58 PM

------------
I wanna know why they enlarged her head bigger than her body.
Defintely a photoshop job.

pea jizzz

ew.

My name ("Colonizer") pertains to Chimp's neo-colonizers. His form of colonization is not a traditional 17-19th century colonization, but it is colonization nonetheless. Look, it's not "cowardly." It's a vote. It's a boycott. Most importantly, it's a ultimatum.

Posted by: Michael the Anti-Colonizer at April 25, 2005 09:58 PM

Well, leave if you must, but if you don't pay your taxes and you skip out on this country, some day you may want to come back and then you'll have to deal with a bunch of bullshit from the IRS. Even though it sucks, just pay your taxes, because you'll have less trouble in the long run. Well, that's my 2-cents on the issue. Heck, I should be a rapper and call myself 2 cent, haha! I could prolly make a million bucks, and I would still pay my taxes to protect my azz too.

This isn't the first religious revival we have had in this country. They have come and gone over the years, I wonder how long the average religious revivals have lasted in this country.

"Christian Pistols," classic.

Posted by: Joshua at April 25, 2005 09:38 PM

___________

The Great Awakening.

The Second Great Awakening.

The Businessman's Revival.

[and we ain't even got to the Civil War yet in that chronology]

g'nite L@L!

--

hey, i've been using google to find old posts for months now...you've discovered my secret!

if you google "dadalux" images, you can see some great images i've posted, too

Peaches and Butt Greases to the lot of ye !!!

Renee in Ohio,

Didn't that show start with people going into a phone booth, too? I hadn't thought of that show in probably 40 years. Daleks, so scary.

..

Peaches.

and t'was a great show guys.

bbl.

I just recently found out about Coultergeist being in Ohio. Mentioned it here:
The Religious Right in Ohio Politics

Best show in a while.

Posted by: TYPEKEY at April 25, 2005 09:59 PM

LOL

hey everyone .

dont forget aout the anarchists meetting..

when and where was it again?

Posted by: dentext at April 25, 2005 10:00 PM

I dunno. I thought it was at the foodcourt at the mall on Sundays at 1PM...but that was the hackers meeting.

Missed another show. [sigh] Thanks for the photos of Trashcan Sinatras. Always fun to see studio pictures.

Edit: Think about [the] Goebbels'[-implemented] version of "the big lie" & you'll understand ...

Hitler coined the term, dr...but the Big "G" perfected it. As many have said here before, Rove no doubt has secretly stashed copies of Mein Kampf & Goebbels' bio(s); Atwater did!

G'nite gang.

people!

it's people!

I served mass as a kid, including The Stations of The Cross. No one was in church for that unless they were there anyway.

Posted by: greg at April 25, 2005 10:00 PM

--------------------------------------------

Two cruets on a tray, tipped then spilled

Their guts, spiritually unfulfilled

Stepped out of line of the processional

And spent too much time in the confessional

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

soylent green, it's back

...You think, uh, religion is for suckers and easy marks and molly-coddlers, eh? You think Jesus was some kind of a sissy, hey? Well, let me tell you, Jesus wouldn't be afraid to walk into this joint or any other speakeasy to preach the gospel. Jesus had guts. He wasn't afraid of the whole Roman army.

Elmer Gantry

post show?